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Burke should have gotten MVP's gimmick with MVP being Terkay's mouthpiece.

"I was out in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam, where were you Sabu?"

I find it funny that two northeast promotions (ECW/WWF) had arab world champions before a black world champion, while WCW from the south had black champions but never arabs.

This has been almost identical to Brock/TBS. So damn obvious, especially with that closing shot of Heyman grinning at TBS.

so the extreme elimation chamber death match isn't going 60 minutes and Hardys vs MNM isn't going 25 minutes? Poor Punk. Going 60 with Joe or 90 with Hero is one thing but carrying 3 slugs and two botch machines in 60? Ouch.

Hayes has been a McMahon yes-man for the last 10 years. He'd would just sent back to being a producer.

The EC match has been used to sell a PPV for the past 3 years with very weak under-cards (as well as the original concept from 2000 with the Armageddon 6 Man HIAC). It fits the usual WWE pattern of PPV booking anyways, just a month earlier.

After the past few months of ECW and the time on Smackdown, I'm convinced Lagana needs to take over the entire creative department.

In case anyone missed any of the first six episodes or want to back and see them again, Sci-Fi is having a marathon wednesday night.

About as well as Melina. He had short frat boy hair cut 2 weeks ago in OVW.

Cause teh writers have no idea what Terkay did in the past nor do they know who Bruiser Brody was. Vince does. That's why he was hired. I mean, Vince saw Punk and said "Hey, he has charisma, can work and has a good character". What happened? He let him keep it. He wanted Terkay for that, they turn him in a watered down MMA character and gave him a better partner that looks better then him and forgot about him.

Test, gets protected. Terkay? No. I love how blatant they are with mimicing the TBS/Lesnar turn from 2002 with TBS/Lashley.

We're not in ROH country anymore. Punk's getting over with the wwe fanbase, now. I think people just like chanting his name. It's a catchy chant, and all.

Meanwhile you got Jamie Gibson doing nothing on Smackdown where he could easily be paired with Matt Striker in an "odd couple" type pairing with Gibson working the matches, Striker can build them heat with his old-school cheap heat prematch promos.

It's not as if Terkay was built as an undefeated guy like Punk and Umaga are. When those guys lose, it'll matter.

You notice they've gone out of their way to not call them the Hardy Boyz...I wonder if there's some reason they are doing that. When they came in, they were in their teens and became stars in early 20's. They are reaching 30, it's kind of awkward to call them "Boyz"

Not unless Burke eats the pin or MnM does the run-in.

At the very least, I'm shocked they didn't do a 6 man tag match with the man scoring the fall gets "weapon of choice".

4 matches in 45 minutes, here. 3 matches in 75 minutes, on Raw.

I like watching Sabu. You can't tell if A). He just botched B). It was meant to miss or C). He just said "Fuck it, I'm gonna fall backwards off the turnbuckle and see what happens with it" Give him credit here, he looks like he's trying here. Don't know if he's trying to get back in favor or just motivated working with Rob.

They appear less stoned here.

Sabu gets his message across in 15 seconds and RVD spent 3 times that and didn't say anything.

Someone still watches this show, right? Heyman is showing off the weapons for the match...as if that put just brought someone off the fence. A triple main event consisting of RVD/Sabu, Lashley/TBS and Punk/Test.

Looks like she wants to do indy shows on the side where she could make a little money while supporting her band.

Dama must have missed the OU blowjobs the year before USC got their turn in line.