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They really needed to use Venis like that? Why not just a nameless jobber? It's a shame because Venis, after Benoit has been Orton's best dance partner.

JT, is the only one who cut a decent promo and appeared normal enough. JT, is the early favorite(so to speak)

Name dropping Moolah and botching a promo won't help. Another latina named Milena? That'll confuse Vince.

Not only is WWE late on the A-A.R bus which doesn't even FIT with this whole thing but they basically grabed even more cookie cutter cardboards.

Miz, is choking under a live camera.

Welcome to 8 months ago, WWE. They really are behind on pop culture aren't they. (Regarding Move Along)

I think it's clear that Lita isn't drinking as much as Edge. Edge is channeling Flair and like Flair, he's prone to short title reigns.

"Stop this! Vince doesn't want you to do this!" Great, Haas and Vis are a heel team now? This ranks right up there for non-sensical heel turns.

Lillian should just get up and flirt with Ross, just to really make it awkward.

There's over 20 stanks in the back, must these two JTTS fight over the ring announcer?

So what's the final segment? DX meets McMahon's in some dumb segment or Cena crashes the bar? (Yeah, right.)

I've seen these commericals as early as 7. It's really not that much worse then any regular network broadcast.

You think Dinsmore regrets coming up with the gimmick?

What a way to ruin a perfectly decent leather couch.

Did Eugene just finger Shawn's asshole?

SABU/Flair, would be boss. Flair/TBS is basically spitting in everything Heyman built ECW around.

Ashley who won last year signed a 3-year contract extension a few months ago. WWE still has the following search contesants under contract Maria Kristal Michelle McCool Melina Ashley Gone (that had actual characters) Christy Amy Joy Also gone is that former Playmate of the year that actually won one of these. Cant remember her name. The one that is engaged to that fag, Jeff Garcia. Carmella Deceasre, or something like that. Can't spell it. And she didn't win. In fact, after she was eliminated Im pretty sure she never made another WWE appearence again. She made 2 appearences after the contest was over in hopes her heel heat could sustain but there was a dispute and they let her go.

Involving Ric Flair in a ECW angle is about the most opposite of everything ECW stood for.

What is this? Smark heaven?

I loved the random insertion of "personal friend of Melina".

Here comes a peuedo smarky shoot from Flair, commence the "HE STILL GOT IT!" reactions from the 'net.

Ashley who won last year signed a 3-year contract extension a few months ago. WWE still has the following search contesants under contract Maria Kristal Michelle McCool Melina Ashley Gone (that had actual characters) Christy Amy Joy

Yeah, none of the DIVA searchers have the Maria appeal but at least no psuedo rocker chicks this time around.

Except the black chick. Kristal, was the obligatory black chick (I believe for season 2, but maybe 1) and she's still employed.

I think we can all tell who is winning the DIVA Search contest and will have a job in 6 months. All of 'em.