Hawk 34

I have no problems with Henry-Punk.

Elijah basically said he made a call and got Benjamin over to ECW.

That only further validates my point.

UCONN is going to the Car Care Bowl. This means Cincinnati, whom murdered them get the worst bowl of all (PapaJohn's). That's a hell of a message. Finish with the same record and the team in your conference that you waxed gets picked anyways. It's not like Connecticut has some die-hard travel anywhere fanbase. A top 20 team shouldn't be in the fucking Papa John's Bowl. That is reserved for the 7-5 teams that didn't do anything of note.

That particular article didn't do that, he just represented all the jackasses who think every single thing their child does is magical and wonderful. He probably forces people at Starbucks to look at pictures of those kids all dressed up in Celtics gear and those people are forced to "aww" that shit.

I think it's to Punk's credit that he is so over without hardly speaking. It's not as if he doesn't show personality, that will always connect to a crowd, regardless of how much he talks. He had a good short period of time where he got to show off his skills during the new breed angle but that was mostly in skits. WWE has handled Punk pretty well and it's clear they are high on him.

Why doesn't he bring Ando with him anymore? I'd be pissed if I were Ando.

They aren't keeping him from being a heel (Vince apparently seriously considered doing it, oblivious to fact it was Punk's niche in the indies) but he's also a good face. Jericho and Hardy are young guys? They have been in the business for 18 and 10 years respectively.

Kennedy should be beating Cade down and Shawn comes out and begs him to stop and takes a look at Cade and changes his mind and just leaves the ring.

None of that would happen though. WWE spent a year breaking Punk down into their style of a wrestler and if they want to Punk to do the heel sXe character, Shawn wouldn't be the first option. You really think Shawn would put him over?

You think they would have Cade beaten as well? I'm all for a Jannetty return.

I still can't believe they didn't bother to mention Kendrick was Shawn's student. I know it's not common knowledge and I don't think it's been mention since Spanky debuted. It would have added just a little more meaning to the squash.

Punk doesn't have anyone else to work with on ECW except Benjamin. Benjamin seems like a logical direction.

They did also do it with Curt and he lost. He came back the next week as if nothing happened.

It's home field advantage. They could have played on the most beautiful fake grass in the world and it wouldn't have changed the outcome of that game.

Marvin, did you not happen to notice the fucking rain that wrecked the field or the 5 other games this weekend? Nah, it was the grounds crew and their lack of pride.

It's still fucking FieldTurf.

Why should the NFL mandate that professional athletes play on unnatural well-manicured playing fields? If a franchise wants to take a so-called risk by possibly playing in the rough on a rare occasion, let them.

Okay. MVP gets another skit for the PPV. Since winning the title in May, he's defended it on PPV twice (Flair and Hardy).

WM. Hardy is out for 2-3 months.

I think adding MVP-Mysterio would be the likely selection. Punk-Benjamin to round things out makes a good card.

Kennedy against Michaels' student? Will they mention that?

That is a damn lie. There is nothing bland about Trevor Murdoch. Carlito has been the same routine without a change since 2004 (or whenever the fuck he came in).

Jericho would have to get out of his contract first. People were treated worse then Jericho. RVD was a bigger misuse from WWE and you don't really see him slamming WWE left and right. (Hell, he did it more during his tenure then he has since leaving). Like any mainstream place would give a fuck if a wrestler wasn't put in the main event. Shawn-Punk would be a mess. Not only that, I wouldn't want to see the negativity leading up to it. Shawn-JBL really sounds good to me now that I think about it. The promos should be fantastic. The best choices for Punk would be the aforementioned JBL idea, Finlay/Umaga or maybe Mysterio.

I wonder who gets cut first, Haas or Carlito.