Hawk 34

This might come as a surprise but Brock Berlin is a shitty QB.

It'd be a good time to bring in Nattie but given how loaded the show is, it'd be lost in the shuffle. Neidhart likely just makes a spot by laughing and stroking the goatee.

Lita is winning that hottest diva thing and they appear to be hyping her return at WWE.COM. I can only imagine what they planned for her.

The joke is old, cut the cord.

So, who gets involved in the Battle Royal? It needs to be people/gimmicks that were almost exclusive to that year in question. I'm hoping it's more of a gimmick battle royal like the one from WMX7. They must still have the Max Moon costume somewhere, shove a local jobber in it and I'm happy.

You forgot Monty Brown. Just for the record, Punk and Brown left TNA.

I still insist that they would have had better luck using a guy like TBS in a comedy or Trish in a romantic then these shitty action/horror movies.

How was this? She said "I'm retiring and I'll stay loyal to you" to WWE. Just like The Rock.

Lita was possibly headed to TNA and was a heel on her way out. Trish was a face who made certain she would remain loyal to WWE and happened to leave in her hometown.

Meltzer has more pressing MMA concerns right now then the potential death of Chris Masters. He'll get around to it.

I was never home at 1 in the afternoon during that period. It never happened as far as I'm concerned.

At the very least he is a long-time fan that has commentating history. It's a little different then Mongo. He can't be worse then West. You don't need a former wrestler to add color, you just need a competent voice who can express things and put over the product effectively without beating it over the head of the viewer.

TNA Lover Gimmick Boy probably couldn't tell that Senshi and Low-Ki were the same guy.

Balls was never put over as a fat slob getting lucky. He was presented as a sweet guy that made Kelly feel special while she was being created like shit from Miz. Balls never stopped trying and Kelly appreciated that. Balls' perseverance paid off. This is a fairly conventional plot in entertainment. What worked best was the interaction and chemistry between the two. Usually romance angles in wrestling are horrible and while this wasn't special, it felt less forced.

Vince pays less attention to ECW and likely wasn't concerned about it until he got his sudden crush on Kelly. I guess we're suppose to assume that Kelly leaving Miz and dating Balls was the blowoff. I assume they'll never mention their relationship again. I have nothing against Kelly but her biggest moments in the company were involving her chasing another guy while being controlled by an asshole heel and dancing poorly. Obviously her willingness to be naked for Playboy was a big factor in this move.

Hell, he went out in MSG for WM in a match with Mick Foley and Ric Flair. That was about as perfect as he could get it. (That wasn't his last appearence but his final match and that's all that really counts and not the Diva Search and Eugene segments). I don't want The Rock to ever come back. I can't stand people who stupidly think he turned his back on the business. He still talks about it and puts over his career and thanks his fans. He could have left long before he did but he stuck around. Let him have his movie career, he earned it.

I already get that every week from Marvin Lewis. Does Lovie tell Chicago that they have a "elementary level of knowledge" on football?

Looking back, I have no problem with the ending.

Danielson-Necro wasn't anything special. Generic brawl, these two have done better in the past. Claudio was involved in the Nigel/Hero confrontation in Dayton, so he wasn't really pushed down.

These Ray Lewis inspired goons are nothing but inept fucking boneheads. Somehow, these idiots will get a shot at a FG.

The meltdown is complete.

Why would you even call a time out in that spot?

It wasn't a picture of who's going to be there. It was a picture of I guess 'candidates' for best RAW superstars ever. I mean, it had Lita, Booker, Angle, Yokozuna for goodness sakes...so yea, it wasn't a picture of who's going to be there. Yoko is just holding out for more $.

That's quite sad. You can see him about 4-6 times a week on cable.

Do you really need to ask that?