Cowboy Battlenuts

I can see it now, Cena wins Vince over, he let's Cena pick the new GM, all seems well, boomer sooner hits and Vince looks like he's seen a ghost, Jr comes out, and throws a punch at Vince, it doesn't connect, but it doesn't have to, because a big zap cloud with the word slobberknocker comes on the screen batman style right when it happens. I have other dreams about the robbers from home alone too, but it's far more eventful.

I'd rather go see a Bacardi and Cola movie than King Kong so that's not exactly an insult.

Will BAGEL'D ever catch on?

You hopped on a skateboard and did a totally bodacious ollie after you said that, didn't you?

Michael McDonald is one of the funniest people on the planet and the fact that he's on MadTV is nothing short of a tragedy. It's a collection of good-mediocre talent with horrible writing and the occasional gem like Stuart.

If you bang your head against a wall A LOT, you'll fuck up your head and end up suffering. But banging your head against a wall isn't a disease. These people have conditioned there bodies into expecting something through there own actions, if someone get's liver disease, then they have a disease, but if someone just does stupid shit and wants to drink a lot, they have a problem. It's self-inflicted and can't be treated with anything other than self control. It's not a disease. And really, what stats are gonna prove it's a disease? NONE. It's a matter of common sense.

If you shoot at a man, and another man ducks, it's because he assumed you were gonna shoot at him. Just incase anyone was wondering.

Remember those kids who sat attentively in english class looking like they were actually enjoying what was being taught? Neither do I, and yet there's at least 40 on this forum alone.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants when he snowboards.

"Yes and I also know what a cult is.... I was the leader of one for a little while...." My favorite southpark ever, my dad's been in NA(narcotics anonymous) for like 15-16 years and we always argue about it. They managed to sum up my feelings on the matter and induce pants shitting laughter. a++ Plus, the "chicks bleeding out of their vagina is no miracle" part, fucking gold.

*breaks out the e-sledge*

Yikes, if that guy was 15 I would swear he was my cousin. It seemed like a promo, but the only thing he promoted was pity....

Has to be bullshit, his promo's have been laced with "net inside jokes" for what seems like 2-3 years now.

GOOD! The more people watching the only angle Shelton's got in the last 3 months the better. All they have to do now is push him to the moon and all will be right in the world....

^Heh, god damn how can a show this awesome not be ruling all kinds of ratings ass. And at 1 mil an episode, that's 12-20 mil for a full season including advertising, the audience is around 3 million right, and you know 90% of that audience would by a DVD at $20-30, 60-70% at $50. It wouldn't be turning an outrageous profit, but it would be profitable and maintainable.

Dixie tells MNM they are getting a scoop as there might be a major add on to this weekends TNA PPV Turning Point that will "change the face of the wrestling business." Dixie goes on to say that if things go as planned, this will be the best TNA PPV in the companies history! Obviously NOT going to be touring. Sheesh.

They should just release the show on DVD, they'd easily make enough money to cover the cost of making it, it wouldn't be restricted, and no one would have to worry about fox's idiot audience, who has to be told when to laugh, not watching. I'd spend 30-40 bucks on a new full season.

It's not cool to be white because white people don't have a story of oppression. Once we get a story of oppression, maybe some suaver names and a larger average penis size, we're made in the shade.

I think the problem with the lack of wrestling is, this is supposed to be a completely wrestling oriented company, an alternative to the WWE. People should be coming to TNA because they're turned off by the lack of wrestling on Raw and Smackdown, but if it's just as bad, where's the alternative? It's just a bush-league copy. They've kind of dug themselves a whole, the audience wants the awesome wrestling, but it's not gonna sell unless you have characters to push. And there's maybe 2-3 wrestlers on the roster good enough to get a character over on matches alone. That's a problem.

So who's getting FU'd into the garbage truck?

Dubbayoo-tee-eff?

ASK HER TO STEP BACK UP!!!!

Hating the boogeyman is morally inaccurate.

Jesus some of you are looking at this stuff too deeply. The trial's been hilarious, there's been something to enjoy in every match, if Shelton turns on HBK I'll stand up, throw on my Captain Hyperbole™ costume and proclaim this the best Raw ever.

If they do some altered memories thing I'd be pissed, it'd be just as lame as some 'it was all a dream ending' in terms of negating everything.