Cowboy Battlenuts

Looking at the top of that I can see why people would think Cthulu, the, what looks like a head has a similar 'Alien' like shape.

Well if you guys are into it sober, trust me it's much better after a couple gallons of bud. It was bad though, she was full on pregnant, just without a baby in her stomach. She said she had a beer-belly, I just didn't know it was a 50 year old mans.

I've hooked up with a girl that looks like Rachel Dratch, and mounted a fat chick's face like a monkey. One time I knocked over all those blue mail boxes on the main street near my house just to see if I could. Another time I painted my face blue and somehow got in trouble when my friends dog showed up with blue paint on his ass. Nothing really stupid tho.

I once fingered Betty Davis during a Don Rickles show. For reals. I just hope little Corey Jr wasn't in the car.

I just hand out signed pictures of my cock and say "your welcome". He's a superstar.

I'll go ahead and judge her simply because I want to. She's a whore, her moms a whore, her sisters a whore, her baby's gonna be a whore, and they're all gonna live in Whoretown, USA when they get older. WHORES.

I don't see why they should be involved for more than a few episodes, from the looks of it they don't take long explaining why they're there, and I can't see a resolution taking too long. It has to tie into a bigger villian in my eyes, something that alleviates some of the focus off Ben and the others while still making you question everyone's motives. I think the coolest thing is how they're gonna tie in the flashfowards this year.

I'm a buddhist, and I celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah, just because I like decorations.

Even worse, they all add up to 134, 4-1= 3, 2 3's meaning 23!!!! Hey this stuff is easy....

I'm scared.

Hmmm. Good question. Well, my names John if that helps. Although I could just be mike pretending to be john, or maybe even john pretending he's mike pretending to be john. Hmmm, well I'm gonna stop there before I confuse myself. My names John and I'd be heartbroken if you left. Your the only person here who knows me.

I hacked your account. I just got done watching the movie Hackers and wanted to be Johnny Lee Miller so bad I had to come on here and change your email.

I enjoy his lighthearted signature. It makes me think of rainbows and small children.

If everyone in the church had a gun this would of never happened!

I thought the Pimp D joke was kinda funny... I'm guessing a heart problem, shame though, IPA was one of my favorite songs of the year.

So this feast or fired match has me wondering.... Why would the participants even fight eachother? Just go for the case as quick as possible and hope for the best. I gotta say, in terms of logic lending itself to the structure of a match, this just doesn't have any. Sounds like something someone came up with while they were stoned and never decided to think about it while sober.

I know, he's not a sure fire future HOF'er, but I think "isn't any good" is a GROSS underestimation.

Holy shit, if Cabrera isn't any good, what exactly is good? .320 with 30 and 120? Cause I can think of some good baseball players with a lot worse numbers than that.

Bah, I don't like it, I can't get behind the idea of trading your future for success next year.

Still doesn't top Vrillon of the Ashtar Galactic Command! http://youtube.com/watch?v=thfL9hZW3uM

No but wrestling was 5 years ago so anyone looking for a fresh new product is gonna think the same thing.

I don't usually watch but I gave it a shot last night. Tenay/West definitely suck some major cock, I was dumbfounded by how they sold the nearfalls at the end of Angle/Kaz, which by the way, had to have one of the most dull finishes ever, if your gonna have a paint-by-numbers "kick out of every move you have" ending that leads to a roll up of some kind, it's gotta look better than that. The match was clearly leading to Angle pulling something out of his ass, but after all that you expect it to be something cool, not the most basic pin ever. The rest was hard to follow, and I have no idea what the "That was Awesome" chants are about. Oh and how can anyone not look at Abyss and see the bastard child of Mankind and Kane?

Oh, I missed that. My bad. Seriously though are all these taserings and the bitching about them really easier for cops than the whole excessive force issue? It's impossible to tell if a person has a pre-existing condition that could make it lethal, so why abandon the old 'chin and the ground and dig in a knee' approach? Is it really gonna take someone dying for this to stop? It's laziness, and it's making me lose faith in law enforcement.

What the fuck are 4 cops using a taser on THIS guy for!? There not dealing with some 6'5" 300 pound judo master so unless cops are complete pussies these days it was completely unneccesary for the simple fact that they could of easily handled the guy.

Owen Wilson does exactly what Vince Vaughn does, he's just not as good at it. And in other news, Britney Spears was thinking about putting her kids up for adoption until she found out Paris Hilton was thinking about adopting them! Oh and Lindsay Lohan is involved too, with crack, and cars. The Weekly World News is more reliable than this junk.