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I can't see Keamy on a suicide mission. An out for himself mercinary willing to kill anyone who stops him from doing his job, ok, but willing to kill himself for the greater good of some purpose, I can't see that. In regards to killing the captain, I'm guessing he figures he can have Michael repair the communications room and get in touch with Widmore himself, since he was clearly more informed than the Captain himself.

Fucking anything. I'm not even sure if I'd disclude non-food items. I could eat a cold pig colon off the floor and it would be the most delicious thing I've ever had. Of course the funnest thing to eat drunk, without a doubt, is pussy.

This to me was far and away the best LOST of the season, if not ever. From that interview with the writers we knew they weren't explaining Jacob or the Island, and yet somehow they gave us just enough to wonder about while not making it headache inducing. Richard may be the most awesome character ever. The scene with young Locke and him choosing items was just a fucking epic scene that did more for Locke's character than any other episode. To me, Claire's not dead, if it was from the rocket hitting the house, she would of been acting weird after that, not just last night... and neither is Christian. He may have died, but he's not dead now. And moving the island!? You know this has something to do with Widmore telling Ben he'll "find the island" in that flashfoward after this entire season has been about him finding the Island. I just though it was amazing how well they juggled Island story with the freighter/war arc. Christians line about "those questions will be answered but right now there's only one question Locke needs to ask" was just great. I don't know, to me this is what Lost is all about, I liked this episode a little more than The Constant, and I hope the rest of the season follows suit.

Lucky bastard, my dad offered me a trip for my birthday, he wants us to do a bunch of the smaller hold 'em tourney's, he tried the Main Event and said it's just a giant fucking headache dealing with that many amatuers. Sadly, I have to work.

^I don't even play an instrument but I'm starting a band just so I can use Black Amputee Toilet Hardware Handjob Porn as a band name.

Oh that's right, I got it backwards. To me it just felt like the writers way of addressing the idea that the episode was about Jack possibly dying when we already knew he wouldn't.

That's definitely right where I went with it, I thought Sawyer at first when she was on the phone, but I was slightly hoping that future Lost is free of love triangles. What I'm lost on now is, how did Hurley get released to go see Sun, why did he say "good" when no one else was there? To me Hurley's character is by far the most confusing.

Clearly it has something to do with the Island. I'm not saying he never died, just at this point, between the coffin being empty and what he's done in his appearances, I just don't see how he's supposed to be a hallucination (at this point of numerous people, Claire, Jack, Miles, Hurley) or some sort of Island manifestation.

I had no idea Wright was running for president. I think I'm gonna vote for Hilary instead. His preacher!? Seriously, are we all now responsible for the thoughts and actions of our preachers? It's fear mongering, nothing more, and it's really sad to see how far we haven't come.

Alright yeah got that, but that still doesn't make his 39473948 non-dead appearances just null and void. The guy's been shown interacting now, holding babies, communicating with dogs, clearly if he is dead his spirit has been doing a lot of "alive dude" stuff. And, of all the people who are dead, he's the only one who's corpse still hasn't been found. Has everyone forgotten Jack finding his dad's empty coffin?

I'll give it that, but Joey's "breakdown" was almost comical. I did like the white chick telling the stripper to not act "like she was from blackville".

I didn't put together the smoke detector going off and his dad being there, but at this point I think we have to assume his dad's alive, not being recreated by the smoke monster. I don't know it just seems like one too many appearances for a guy who's supposed to be dead. And anyone else catch the subtle "yeah we know" from the writers in Kate telling Jack "if you don't make it" and him responding "shut up kate". Kind of seemed like there way of addressing the fact that we already knew Jack wasn't gonna die. The rest of this season is gonna be pretty balls out from here on, and I think since we've already been told we're not getting answers about Jacob or the monster, it's gonna be intersting to see what role they play in the rest of the season.

LOTC, everything, I'm not seeing a connection between the video and Ben's trip to tunisia. This episode seemed kind of heavy handed in the fact that they were trying to give the subtle foreshadowing more weight, like with Rose talking about the island, but I loved it. I still feel like everything's just as scattered as ever even though it's starting to get that vibe of things coming together. How crazy is Hurley, why do they keep doing stuff with Jack's father, I mean at this point we have to assume he's alive right? And that can't be Jacob in the preview next week, we need a better reveal than him showing up in a preview. Definitely seems to just be getting crazier tho, which is a good thing.

LOTC, could you spoiler tag an explination on the Orchid video info you were talking about? I'm missing something.

There all actor/musician/whatever's, this is so far and is sure to end up being the least real Real World ever, by a long shot. It's unbearable.

I wasn't sure where to make a thread for this, I was thinking entertainment but I'm not sure it fits. Anyone else do stand up or take an interest or just wanna be lame and talk about your favorite stand ups? I'm an aspiring stand up wondering if I'm part of a dying breed.

So there was a lot of rich crippled kids where you grew up? Glad to see charities at work.

Is this happening monthly?

I feel really bad for whatever crippled kid you bullied in highschool.

Maybe I'm a little too stuck on the love triangle, but I've been hoping if Sawyer get's offed it's in a way to save Kate and/or Jack. Something about the way they've used him makes me think he's gonna end up being the reason Kate and Jack end up together if they do. Oh and does anyone know where I can find the backstory on Hanso and Widmore and they're relationship?

I really hope they don't, Sawyer's martyrdom is something that should definitely be saved for the very end of the show.

I still got a headache on this one, I just can't get over the 50 shot thing. If this was the Hulk throwing a car you might not even need 50 shots.

First off, don't listen to anyone who tells you to put all your money on black, they probably work for the casino. The poker room at Ceasar's was nice, definitely see a Cirque show, Penn+Teller, Blue Man, all good shows. Pure, Rum Jungle, Studio 54 were my favorite clubs. Whatever you do, have fun, don't worry about money, people seem to go there some times with this idea that they're gonna come away with a higher quality of life but it's just a giant adult playground and should be treated as such. Oh and if you see a girl who looks like Ashlee Simpson working a black jack table at any Harrah's casino, she's NOT single, no matter what she tells you.

Few things bothering me... Magnus Hanso captained the Black Rock, he was Alvar Hanso's father. The Hanso foundation is funded by the Widmore corporation? Trying to peice that all together is giving me a headache. Is Widmore claiming it as his Island because of the Dharma initiative? The writers told us we're not getting any answers about Jacob or the Smoke monster this season, so I'm wondering how much weight these appearances are actually gonna have. Showing us that Ben in someway controls the monster was great tho. The Doctor's dead, the militia is on the island, what's going on with Desmond, Michael and Sayid? It seems like we've jumped a few steps ahead, especially with them showing Frank on the island next week. I hope they fill that in. Oh and Sawyer telling the extra's to stay back as they one after another came out was hilarious. By the time the fat chinese dude jumped out I was laughing out loud.

50 shots! Fucking 50. This whole thing is mind boggling, how can someone unload 50 shots on an unarmed man and it not be considered excessive force!? I mean unless the guy is literally picking up the car and throwing it at them there's just no logic here. Racism shmacism, this is just fucking gross in every way.