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At least his brother got a reason to come over to Australia.

Bet the school's real happy they didn't fire him now.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/power25/ Does that count as shooting?

Building him up to be a credible title contender.

Alright, so that match was an anticlimax.

Wouldn't call them fat. I mean, they got a weight problem. What're they gonna do? They're Samoan.

I just turned on the TV for the women's final. If anyone's watching, can they tell me if Henin's been playing decent tennis and is just being outclassed, or is it that she's having the floor wiped with her?

If you don't mind not having the most up-to-date version, OldVersion has 3.2. (4.5 is the most recent one.) Otherwise, try your luck with a P2P.

It's got something to do with an area of land around the Spain/France border, which is where the Basque people live. Don't know why they don't just speak Spanish or French; their language must've just been around before the other ones got a hold. What, you mean France?

Tazz: What do you think about Rey Mysterio's chances, Eddie? Eddie's Ghost: Viva la raza! Cole: But didn't you say that you thought Orton had a good chance of winning? EG: I liiiiied! I'd try to make it a little better, but that's probably what it'd end up like anyway.

I'll overlook the smaller issues, just because it uses 'booyaka' so many times.

Pro wrestling sneers at conventional measuring systems.

I was going to ask what the original post was, but I get the feeling I'd be more informed if I didn't know what it said.

Bastard beat me to it. I think it's great that he made it through, if only because his crowd seems to be having fun. At least the rain didn't screw up his momentum or anything.

I don't see what's so bad about it. If Rey's going to incorporate rushes of power from a dead guy into his character, and the heel thing to do is belittle your opponent, then it's just being a heel. It's not like the footage of HHH pissing on Eddie's grave has been leaked yet.

Edge has gotten a little help from Shelton's mama.

I know that Benoit isn't particularly being pushed to win at all, but they could at least give him better odds than HHH, considering that Benoit won the second-to-last Rumble and HHH has done shit-all recently. He came out to interfere in somebody else's match and got cut off, at least Benoit's losses have been because of DQ and whatever.

He's already been suspended with pay. Until the allegations are actually proven, it'd be stupid to risk that lawsuit by firing him. As long as he's not near the kids, the parents have nothing to worry about, and that's what the school can say in defense against whatever bitching they get from parents.

Probably better than the nutso eastern European fans, but I'll reserve judgement until he loses. If riots/bomb threats ensue, then it'll be a push. It was interesting at first, but now it's just pissing me off. She could save herself by going up and down the scale. Also, just read the paper and actually found out what Kiefer did. I think he's a dick; don't know about the rest of the country.

Poor Val. Has Triple H really only been in one match this year? Felt like more. Or at least, feels like there should be more.

He's an entertaining half-underdog, which is better than being a hopeless underdog. That, and he's from Cyprus, which means that a lot of the Greek community is getting behind him - and Melbourne has a lot of Greeks.

So...you can find out who's gonna win the rumble in the next WWE video game? Player One?

Kurt Angle sneers at conventional pain thresholds. On a more morbid note, look out for a Taker/Angle feud, culminating in a Casket Match. Taker's going to win.

And I went for Orton. Damn. Are we getting a source for this? Because according to Shopzone, Orton's on the February cover. Unless you meant March.