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  1. Dandy

    TSM FAQ

    *Chair shot*
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    Public Account

    Maybe you should get a second opinion on your diagnosis, bob. I sincerely think you are autistic. That's not being mean or anything, I've just worked with a lot of autistic people before. I wasn't just saying you complained about Public Account, I mean that you were always complaining and trying to keep the mods in check. That is not what an Ombudsman's job is. He is supposed to realy complaints that others bring to him. That is what I was getting at. If misnomers bother you so much, then you were a big misnomer.
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    Public Account

    The As TSM Ombudsman thing was a joke, Dandy. Then it was horribly unfunny. bob, I think your main complaint with Public Account is its misnomer. Maybe your autism causes you not to like things that aren't how you would picture it, but if so, you should have behaved as an Ombudsman to the people instead of complaining about your wants and needs.
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    Homicide and Dan Maff

    The Maff being called a pedophile thing was because Homicide's sister was underage, IIRC.
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    Which poster would you most like to hang out with?

    You're British. Your sense of humor is supposed to be off.
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    Bulletin

    My parents have a stainless steel microwave that has a feature like that for setting the clock. As one would imagine, they were confused as all fuck.
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    TSM FAQ

    Which reminds me... technically, I am still a part owner of this board. I should get to boss someone around. I own part of the board, too. Maybe we can get our own folder as a dividend?
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    Which poster would you most like to hang out with?

    Cheech, Venkman, and Kamala immediately come to mind. Those three are who I joke around with the most on the board. A real life meeting could be fun, but it would need to get away from the "Remember that time on the board when..." or else it would feel like going to a convention or something.
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    The Dark Knight

    Perhaps she will be a love interest while being a small nuisance with her jewel thefts or whathaveyou.
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    Public Account

    I do not disagree with Brody being Ombudsman at all, but perhaps we should hold an election each month/quarter/half year/year. That way, several people can be given the false sense of importance that bob had.
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    Magic tricks

    This is a fairly routine magic trick. The magician is gaining your trust by allowing you to check the deck before the trick. You take the deck in your hands, fan out the cards, flip through them a bit, maybe even shuffle them. You get to see and feel the deck to confirm that it is, indeed, a prototypical deck of cards. He then has you cover the deck with both hands so as to confirm your belief that there is no way that he can switch anything out with the deck, and the fact that you know it is an ordinary deck means that nothing can happen to it while it is in your grasp. The magician may use hand gestures or eye movements to get your sight away from the deck temporarily. What he is actually doing is biding time until the rohypnol he slipped into your drink kicks in, and you pass out. The magician then has all the time he needs to switch the deck of cards with a plastic box that has the same shape and weight. He positions you back the way you were, then wakes you from your sleep. You remove your top hand, and presto...a magic trick! It's pretty pedestrian as far as magic tricks go.
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    TSM FAQ

    As TSM OMbudsguythathasthepowertoupdatetheTSMWiki, I do not disagree with this threa, but I will make necessary updates to the main page of TSMWiki that need to be made.
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    The Dark Knight

    I had no complaints on the quality of the transfer. It looked amazing, even on the new TV, and the size of this TV would allow you to pick up on a poor picture.
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    The Soft Rock and subgenre discussion thread

    Would you put Gordon Lightfoot in the Soft Rock category?
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    TSM 2008 Year-End Awards: The TSMmys

    And white!
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    TSM 2008 Year-End Awards: The TSMmys

    Read these two threads. It might be a little harder to follow now due to some name changes, but they still hold up. Treble's post was in the second link, but the two threads go together. This is what it's like... when Matt Young cries.
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Procreating.
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    The Dark Knight

    Just picked up the two-disc set, and the ol' lady is about to make it home. Time to settle in and watch this thing on the new 65" TV!
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    they would never of worked as a heel/face

    I think it would be good because it would be fresh, and the fact that him turning back into the old Jeff eventually would be a huge pop.
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    they would never of worked as a heel/face

    That was the first movie. In the second, he had let the hair grow out, and wore nice suits (complete with sleeves).
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    they would never of worked as a heel/face

    Jeff Hardy should do a version of what happened to Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn in Major League II. He wins the World Title, then starts getting all these endorsement deals and starts dressing and behaving in a manner to appease his sponsors. He would stop doing all the high-risk stuff as he could say that he has his career to think about. It would be massive heat if done correctly.
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    TSM 2008 Year-End Awards: The TSMmys

    It probably did in 2001.
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    TSM 646th most popular board of all time

    Number one with a tranny!
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    The Dark Knight

    Most of the time that you hear complaints about Bale's acting in this film, it's solely for his Batman voice. I think that the voice is 1) necessary for the character, as he had to disguise his voice and try to sound almost supernatural as he wanted to strike fear into the hearts of the criminals, and 2) a choice of the director. I think Bale did a wonderful job in this movie, but a lot of people just did not like the voice. I didn't hear many complaints from Batman Begins when he yelled at Flass, "SWEAR TO ME!"
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