Dandy

The should do Porn Movie. If porn ever self-parodied itself but kept the penetration in, it could be good.

I Barack Obama president yet?

Why do you say that, Leopold?

Was the last person to post in this thread. Until me.

I have sleep apnea, and I am not obese. I need to lose 15-20 pounds, but when I was at the weight I need to be, I still had sleep apnea. When I got diagnosed, they wanted to put me on a CPAP instead of just doing the surgery. I hated the CPAP and it didn't work properly. I need to go have the surgery done. Lately, I have been using a product called Neill-Med that my parents saw Dr. Oz promote on Oprah. My dad tried it and it worked great for him. It is a solution of warm water and these packets of crystals that you mix together and squirt up each nostril with your head tilted. LOTS of stuff coming out of my sinus cavities, and it allows me to actually breather through my nose. I highly recommend it to anyone with nasal problems. I still need to have the surgery, but at least this helps.

PujolJunkie and the Sperm>>>>>Mole but...

To be a smartass, I would reply that it is double the 60hz. I won't do that. The refresh rate is how many frames per second that the tv can show without repeating the same image to make more frames. 120 is supposedly really good for smooth pictures. You are, in effect, doubling the frames per second, which is significant. A lot of LCD's are going this route, but you probably notice that there is a big price boost witht hat as well. Response time is more like the shutter speed on a camera. The response time is the amount of time it takes a pixel that is black to turn white and back to black again. I believe this is unique to LCD's, but I am not 100% sure.

Dolphins, please. This is the first time I have done this. Are trades allowed or do we just pick a player when it is our turn?

I wonder if his day consists of coming out of his office at the end of the day like Punxatawney Phil and says something like, "The economy looks to be bad."

I believe it was her thoughts on creationism.

I have been watching from the beginning, also. I love the characters and how they all seem to be having fun on the show. To me, it is one of the best shows on television. USA really has me hooked, because I am a huge fan of Monk, Psych, and Burn Notice. They have a new show coming out that I will be catching to see if it is any good as well, "In Plain Sight."

You guys are too tough on the guy. Seriously.

Yeah, I did too, but I couldn't help but think he was playing Sam Gerard butadding a tweak of survival trainer. I know the characters were plenty different, but I got that vibe, you know?

WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE PROFESSIONAL?!?!?!?!?!?! Treble does it.

TLJ was great in Blown Away, and I enjoyed him in the Men in Black movies, as well.

EHME is leeching off of JN's heat.

[Homer goes to the post office to intercept the harsh mailing he sent to Burns.] Homer: "Hello! I'm Mis-ter Burns. I be-lieve you have a pac-kage for me!" Postal worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I...don't know." [Homer turns and leaves.]

That is a well-phrased question-answer.

We haven't had a good one of these in a while (which won't change with this thread), so why not? Ask me anything...anything at all. I will give my opinion on you, another poster, life, work, sports, love, etc. If you prefer, you can ask a trivia question. Or a brain teaser. I don't care. The important part of the format is that you ask a question, and I give you an answer. The poster that submits the most intriguing question to me gets to change my member title to whatever they wish for one month.

Bah, I was trying to end this but take a few more jabs at him. I shouldn't have, as it wasn't funny.

I was already there. Everyone knows who I am, for better or worse. Which is what I meant when I said that no one knew Dandy til he started parodying me. Nope, no one. You're the draw, Matt. Fuck, TSM is your playground, I just get to cruise for kids in it. People like you, they don't like me. You're smart, I'm not. You smell good, my personal hygiene is lacking. You're better than me. In fact, you won the hell out of this thread. By a landslide! Now, everyone knows who I am, but it is because of you. I leeched your heat. Your heat was enormous. How did you build up all that heat? Wow. We should contact the president and let him know we have a solution to the energy problem. Matt Young's heat on TSM. "Is your house cold? Leech off of Matt Young's heat. This one guy did it, but no one knows that guy." The only problem I can see with this whole scenario is that it will somehow make you think you have even more "heat" as you call it. I intended to just poke fun at you for a day or too, so I had my name changed to "Matt Young's Feelings" as a reaction to EHME owning you and the fact that you got wound up during the poster tournament over accusations of cheating. It struck me that you are easily emotional about what others think of you here. When the name was switched, you started making pissy remarks similar to an upset first grader. "Dandy stole my chips and wouldn't give them back!" So, I poked a little more fun with you. I changed my name back to Dandy to move on because it wasn't fun anymore, and the very next day...your name got changed. I had nothing to do with it, and *gasp* someone else thought it would be funny. It was. Mainly because you flipped your shit over it and cried to Mole. After that, you proceeded to make some of the best quotes ever on the board about the professionalism expected out of moderators (fake ones at that!). This would have been hilarious and very clever if you weren't actually serious. I thought it would be amusing to aggravate you again, and it was. Very much so. I think other might have enjoyed it as well, I don't know. The important thing I want you to take from all of this is that you still have your "heat," and probably have even more of it now. I know that is important to you. Your TSM cred dwarfs mine, and you should probably send that out as a message on your Christmas cards this year. I'm sorry I had a little fun at your expense, but in the end I have to bow down to Matt Young because he won this war, fair and square, and the only reason I am known to the TSM masses is Matthew Young. As soon as a moderator can do it, I will have them change my name back to Dandy, adn you won't have to worry about me anymore.

No, I don't eat a lot of chips. It sounds like something I would need to eat while extremely hungry, though. Are they very filling? Please state your response in the form of a question, or ask another question. Format and all.

I'm shutting it down for the night. Tune in tomorrow to see if Matt booked those plane tickets yet. Why, I could wake up dead tomorrow!

Improve the board? They made it worse. And I'm gonna have to side on Matt here. Well, not side with him, because it could be true. All Dandy has to do is prove it or something. I don't know how and if he can't, then whatever. I bet you do want to side on Matt. Also, I already stated why I won't narc on my source.