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THE RETURN FROM THE LONG SUSPENSION! Sleep good?

Matt's going to blow the whistle on this whole thing! He knows something, people! Everyone better be nice to him or a lot of us are going down!

Charleston, WV and the surrounding areas are covered by a strange "blue haze" that has a foul odor reminscent of chlroine. The Kanawha Valley houses a multitude of chemical plants around there, and officials have no idea what the chemical is or where it came from. At first, the news reported that none of the chemical companies reported a leak and they had no knowledge of what the gas could be. Minutes ago, they said that Dow Chemical is now stating they had a tanker leak earlier this morning. They still have no idea if it is related or not, and as of now, people are being told to stay indoors, close all doors and windows, and turn off ventilation systems. I had to call and tell my girlfriend to stop driving to that area to meet her mother. This is about 35-45 minutes from my house, and about 15-20 from my office.

Guys, you had no right.

WORD!

The most important thing was they had no right!

Guys, you had no right!

Is that a mock on my italics this? Wait until I'm mod, bitch!

My girlfriend made me miss this part of the chat? Boo-urns!

Banned a few minutes ago.

He gets a bad rap. He is really into the EWR stuff, wrestling, etc. A lot of people here have outgrown it, and they make jokes about it. He posts about what he likes. Perhaps we should get him to post about other topics with us every now and then?

My theory is that he is in the Himalaya mountains training for his return to the boards. He has suffered through the years of people calling him a horrible poster, and he is setting his sights on making a triumphant return to surprise everyone with his newfound posting prowess. Vanhalen (the poster) is currently training him, which is we he is absent now, too. They will make their return in time for the Worst Poster Tournament, show no noticeable changes, and have a good run to at least the Elite 8. Raz will then turn on vanhalen, and try to the student/master feud dynamic, which will fail horribly. Deon will then challenge the winner of that feud to a Loser Leaves TSM battle, where the winner is TSM, no matter what. Just a theory, but it is based entirely on fact.

Exactly what I was thinking about Taker/HHH. If they didn't want to have HH and Cena get rid of most of the ring by themselves, they could have left HBK and Taker in a bit longer and had: Undertaker eliminate Umaga HBK do the same elimination on Taker that he actually did Batista eliminate Michaels And the final 6 would have been Taker, HBK, Kane, Batista, HHH, and Cena, all in the ring after Cena's entrance. I wouldn't have known who to guess would win at that point.

I was being sarcastic, though it possibly could have happened in the 60's and 70's Batman comics. That was camp at it's best (worst?).

I'm no astronomer, but surely one side of the moon would be dark at one point. In fact, I'm quite sure of it. Now if you are meaning "dark side of the moon" as some sort of Shangri La, that changes the question 180 degrees. However, the answer is the same. Yes.

Both are quality, and you couldn't go wrong with either one. I enjoy "Burning Down the House" and "Whip It." I'm going to have to go with Talking Heads simply for the fact that it's been longer since I heard that song and saw the video. Great question!

German Managers: Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order... Simpson, Homer. That is all.

Not a question. Format on page one.

Not a question. Format on page one.

I don't want to see the pictures or anything, but if he is comfortable enough to post them, he should do so. It's not any more suspect than calling everyone fags.

Definitely not. I hated Daria and her friend, and I never watched the show. Betty and Veronica all the way. By the way, the first porn I ever officially bought and owned was "Cherry Pie," a Jenna Jameson flick that was a spoof of the Archie gang.

He now posts as Simon Adebisi.

Not at all. In my opinion, however, he cares about how he is perceived here waaaaay too much.

Betty and Veronica FTW. Who is Jane?

Don't you mean Mark? Mark is definitely the better actor of the two, but I was referencing Donny being in NKOTB. Donny is a more than capable actor.