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Really good BBQ! I love pig roasts, ribs, pulled pork, etc.

Stones!

Not at all. As long as you don't make a purchase, you can check out the menu all you want.

Nothing more than an internet friend, but yes, you're cool with me.

Most certainly, they have.

I am unaware of it at this time. Please provide further details.

I get what you are going for, but I will answera truthful question about my real hair. I have OCD, and I sometimes spend 15 minutes or so on my hair in the mornings. I absolutely hate spending that amount of time, but I am a slave to it because of my OCD. My hair is short on top, shorter on the sides, and I have sideburns halfway down my ears. I dampen my hair, add a little Suave Active Sport hair gel, comb it and style it with my fingers, then blowdry it to the end result that I like. It ends up parted (but not a "scalp visible" part) from the right side of head to the left, with the front of my hair slightly spiked up and sweeping in the same direction. It's hard to describe, but it's basically a parted hairstyle that is not laying down on my head. I like to get my hair cut every two weeks, but recently I have been going 3 weeks to a month between cuts.

That is not a question. Please re-read the format!

My girlfriend asked last night if I knew who was reuniting and going back on tour. I answered STP. She hit me with NKOTB. I didn't care. Donny Wahlberg is a good enough actor, but I could care less about the group. I owned their album back in the day, as was the style at the time. Will they sing their old songs? They better not. If they changed their name and came out with new, more modern music, it could be cool. If they try to hang on to what made them popular for a year or two in the late 80's/early 90's, I think it will flop.

Sharanda (white girl, belive it or not). She was the ex-girlfriend of my best friend, and she was quite the slut. A lot of my friends fucked her. She had sex for the fun of it. It was at my apartment when I was in college. I was 19 at the time, I had been wanting to lose it for a while, and I saw it as a good opportunity. She was only up there for the night and we hooked up. I called my best friend the next day and told him. He thought it was awesome!

Do you mean the collage of wrestlers in the background? That is the photo to promote the Rumble. I don't see any other significant changes.

You must have missed the issues where Batman chaperoned Robin at the prom.

The haze is gone, and supposedly accounted for. This link shows satellite photos of it, and explains what it was and what caused it. Apparently, it was normal polutants that were held much lower to the ground due to the weather. I expect a giant mutated dog to wreck the neighboring towns any day now. http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/14367822.html

They just gave an update: They ran test all evening and night, were unable to find out what the "blue haze" was, where it came from, and tests showed that nothign in the air was dangerous. That sure is peculiar. Everyone could clearly see and smell it, but nothing showed up on tests and it apparently came from nowhere.

I'll post a few links here soon. I just woke up and haven't checked the local news sites yet. Slayer, I was talking about WV, were you talking about SC? WSAZ information, including video Herald Dispatch article Noth of these are Huntington news sources, as I don't go to Charleston news sites. I will look some of them up to see if there is better info. It seems there has been no update since last night. Yesterday, they were alternating between "stay in your house!" and "stay in your house...if the haze/smell is giving you any problems. As a side note, after 9/11 our government made some upgrades around here because of it being a "chemical valley." With all of the plants throughout that area, there was some worry it would be a possible target. I would say it is relatively close to DC when you are considering major chemical leaks and wind blowing to the east. I don't think this has anything to do with terrorism, but you can imagine more than a few locals in the area are wondering if that is so.

Even though it was fixed?

I have OCD, Mole. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'm not talking about "Every now and then I like things my way, or like things to be uniform," I actually have OCD, not just tendencies. What fucking sense does it make to change some subheadings because you want them to match? They still don't match the others. If you change every one of them to ":TheThread:" it becomes redundant and unnecessary. We know it's a fucking thread. No shit. On the off chance a retarded child* happens upon this forum and sees that you have labeled threads as :TheThread:, he will probably wonder why the fuck you did it because it so obvious it is a thread. You know what would be uniform for threads? You could do what Agent said and name them all the same thing and then have no subheads. I say we change them all to "Discussion About Something" and then everyone just goes into each thread and find out what the topic was actually about. I wish someone else would have decided they didn't need to fix their teeth so they could change subheadings to something retarded*. *I mean no disrespect to retarded people.

Hey! I already declared myself available for the Worst Poster Tournament in my concession speech in the Poster Tournament. No one else needs to be nominated, or else they will be laid to waste by the Elroy O. Dandy political machine.

It was an honest mistake. I see no shame in it. Perhaps you could use this as a means to plug yourself into the social pipeline. It's better than say, "leeching heat" off of a poster because no one on the board knows who you are.

The official Worst Poster Tournament has already been claimed as far as who will be running it. Also, it's in March.

Cobain was murdered!

We discussed this in Maff last night. I was going to post athread called Mole Sucks :The Thread: That would be pointless now.

Realizes that was all in jest.

One of TSM's lesser posters.

Son of Dave-o and Janet-o.