Dandy

I thought Yuna posted pictures of what she looked like on here? Wasn't she red-headed, pale with freckles, and a little heavier?

Theoretically, this company or others like it could make up just about whatever numbers they wanted to.

Fuck him if he can't take a joke. Dude got offended when people were calling his actions in the poster tourney underhanded. Carlito owned him in an "argument" because he tried to reasonably explain how every nonsensical accusation Carlito made about him was certainly not true. Now he claims I am leeaching his "heat" so people will know me. Right. If I wanted to leech off someone, it would be someone just a little more popular than Matt Young. I think if it didn't bother him, he wouldn't have made the comments about my name. I think it does bother him. I planned on changing the name after a day or so, but I have been in Pittsburgh for a conference.

I guess my reason would have been option D, then, as I was making fun of your dealings with Carlito. He was calling you names and making dumb accusations to get a rise out of you. You defended each of those claims seriously, and he won the argument easily. You were acting like your feelings were hurt that he would imply you wear a wrestling shirt to pick up women. Trust me, I'm not thw only one who commented on it. Also, you're wrong about the name change letting people know about me. There's a reason I'm called Dandy more often thatn anything else on here. If I wanted to "leech" off of your "heat," as you call it, I'd emulate and take everything way too serious. Get over yourself, Matt. I was just going to poke a little fun at you, but you are showing that you do indeed take stuff too seriously on here. If you'd like to take it any further, we can discuss it in the Chocolate Socket.

This really bothers you, doesn't it? Be honest.

Nah, I like it when you call me names. You have to do something different. Doing something like this could really plug you into the social pipeline. You're in a good position here.

Wow.

Are you really R-Train?

What fun is that? Make me a counter offer.

I'll barter with you. How about I change my AV, and in return, you have to do a smart white suburban kid gimmick for one week?

No, he left a comment for me after viewing my profile yesterday. He is alive. Milky Czech No reasons at this time.

You hurt Matt Young's feelings when you say that. Not Matt Young's Feelings' feelings, just Matt Young's.

I got DirecTV HD installed in October. I was very happy with it until last Tuesday. There was a huge windstorm, and I ended up with 0 signal on all of my boxes. I called and scheduled a service call, and the earliest they could come was Sunday 8-12. Sunday rolls around and they guy calls and stops buy around 8:30. He goes outside and climbs up to the dish. I live in an apartment over a business, the only apartment in the building. The building is square, and the dish was installed on the side, through the vinyl siding, right near the top of the building. He says that the dish was not installed correctly, because the bigger dishes weigh more and should never be installed on the side of a building, much less through vinyl siding. The reason I am getting no signal is the wind helped the weight of the dish pull the vinyl siding away from the building, and now the dish won't be level. Keep in mind this is a local subcontractor for DirecTV. He says the dish needs reinstalled with a flat mount kit on the roof, not on the side. I say whatever it takes. He informs he doesn't have the right kit with him, and he will have to get one and come back another time. He says that will be another service call. I tell him I am not paying him for another service call just because he didn't have the necessary equipment at the time. He calls his office and they tell him to drive back to the office (25 miles) pick up the kit, and then come back and install it. He tells me he has never done a flat mount install. He still says he will come back and do it. Ten minutes after he leaves, I get a call from their scheduling lady that the tech would like to reschedule, and what day would be good for me? I said the very next day. After two minutes, she says that day won't work, what other day would I like? I say the day after that. She says that won't work. I am getting mad at this point so I tell her to let me know what day will work, and it was today (Thursday) from 8-12. I agree. I immediately called DirecTV to let them know what was going on, I was still without service, I was not going to be paying for another service call (they agreed with me), and informed them that the original installation was not done properly and the vinyl siding was pulled away from my building. They said they would have someone from dmage claims contact me this week before the guy came to reinstall the dish. They also say my account will be credited for each day I have no service. Today comes, and by 12:35, I have not heard from the tech or anyone from DirecTV. I call DirecTV and inform them of everything that has happened. I talk with three people before the girl I was talking with just stopped speaking when I would complain and ask what choice I had. I finally asked to speak with a supervisor. After literally 20 minutes, a supervisor came on. He said there was no damage claim filed, and he would call the local subcontractor. I was on hold a couple of times during the conversation while he tried to get them on the phone. He took my phone number down and called me back after 30 minutes and said he still could not reach anyone. He made a note on my account of everything that has happened. Finally, around 4PM, I am able to get through to the local subcontractor. They were rude and abrupt when I said the tech never showed up or called. They simply gave me an 800 number to call, and when I asked them who I was calling with that number, they replied, "our scheduling service," and hung up. I dialed it and got an answering machine. I left a message, then dialed it right back. Someone picked up, and after about 10 minutes of letting them know the scenario, the lady informed me that there was a hold on my installation because someone went into the computer and stated "NO EQUIPMENT." She said she had never seen that before. She starts calling techs, and says she will call me back by 5. I have to call her back, and she finally got a tech and said he could be over in a matter of minutes. I reminded her that the last guy needed a flat mount kit, so she better ask the tech if he had one. He didn't. However, he thought he could grab one from a tech that was off that day and lived nearby. She would call me back if that was possible. Around 6, I got the call and he would be here around 8-8:30! So HOPEFULLY, I can get my satellite turned back on in the next hour. What is the point of this long fucking story? The DirecTV programming is great! No complaints from me. However, you have to deal with local subcontractors, and I have read horror stories all day long while waiting for these return phone calls. Many of the posters on this one forum were techs, and they said that their bosses forced them to lie to customers about needing a phone line hooked up because every box not hooked up was a $5 chargeback to the subcontractor from DirecTV. Also, they were told to charge additional fees for wires, connectors, poles, mount kits, etc. and if the customer did not complain, take their money. If they did complain, just do the installation that was required without the extra charge. These local subcontractors are crooks in some areas, and any of you thinking about switching to DirecTV should check around with people in your area that have the service before making your decision. Dish Network supposedly stopped the subcontracting and set up installation sites. They also supposedly stopped paying the techs per installation and pay them by the hour, cutting out the fees, and the subcontractors forcing them to sell other stuff. I don't know any of that is true, just what some Dish techs were stating on the forum I was on. Let's hope I walk away with satellite service tonight!

gary floyd will be happy.

Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa : Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt. Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid. Homer: Takes one to know one. Brain: Swish!

Homer: Well, time to go to work. Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour. Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan. Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. [camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant. Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery. Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it? Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast! Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery? Homer: Aah! [Runs off]

Big Show really let himself go there for years, though. He didn't have the work ethic because everything was handed to him when he entered WCW. He smoked loads of cigarettes. If you look at him when he was champ the first time in WWE, he was in pretty good shape. He put on over 100 pounds at one point, I believe. Yeah, it is harder for him to maintain weight, I would say, but smoking all day, eating poorly and not working out doesn't help much.

It's not too late to write in "El Dandy."

Are you trying to imitate your namesake's posting style? Mo, I dated a girl that in my opinion was hotter than Leena. Not that big of a stretch, is it? I mean, you've seen my picture.

I've never seen those before. I've fucked hotter. She's still a cunt.

Is it "Smooz" or "Smyooz?" I always say "Smyooz."

Venkman---Milky is funny, but Venkman said he would back me all the way. I wanted him to make it to at least the finals this year, but he has had really tough matchups. Sorry, your Milkiness, but I have to go with my buddy Venk. Slayer---More like Sljustbitchslappedtreble, amirite? Vitamin X---Czech doesn't want to be in this, yet is probably winning. You know why? That was his plan all along. He's performing "The Old Black Lushus Trick." Also, I hope the guy that beat me burns in hell, I mean, wins the entire thing. Lushus---I happen to know that alkeiper would have voted for me at least one time this tournament. However, Lushus has voted for me every round I have ever been in one of these tournaments. Now THAT's a Fun Fact! Sorry, I am finished leeching off Matt Young's heat now.

I would like to place 20 votes for that El Dandy character.

You should start a Fun Facts Thread. Maybe it would be a much better idea than my TSM Cribs thread idea.

No, he didn't. You'd feel bad if he did, though.