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I VOTE FORE DOCOCK!

Well, we debated because we were correcting each other. I KNEW the Batman quote was fucked, but I hadn't made an attempt at the correct one, so I didn't bother. Each of us had made different posts on the quote, and none of us had the full quote.

Just a thought, but you could post which posters screwed up and tell them to go recheck their choices. It would at least give them an opportunity, I guess.

I would say they definitely are, 104.

If I saw King Kamala Classic under an underpass sucking off hobos for a nickel, I'd still vote for him over Carlito Brigante.

Doesn't he say something about going to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville at the time... or am I mixing my quotes up? I would have sworn to that, too. Perhaps the page I got the quote from was user-submitted?

This next one is not me or my roommates, but friends of ours. 54. You like to bring home girls to have sex with them in your room. Who doesn't? The problem is every time you get about a minute into the act, your roommate comes running into your bedroom naked yelling, "how about a wobbily "H"?"

Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few. Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie? Grandpa: I sure hope so... And here is the supposed quote I was misquoting (and apparently Venk and Milky, too if this is correct): Mr. Burns: So do u have a way to get rid of the protesters? Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

Didn't work out. She was a total slut in bed with me, and apparently a total slut when I wasn't around. She slept with a good friend of mine and had been seeing her ex-boyfriend the entire time we went out. When I found out, I was crushed. We started off as really good friends, then really good friends that slept together, then really good friends that slept together and dated for 2 years. But enough about this shit. Let's get back to some rommate stories. 52. You have just finished fucking the girl from this very post. Your roommates (also co-workers of you and this girl) knock on your door and you tell them to come on up. You then realize that this girl came so much, there was a good 6 inch circumference of a wetspot on your sheets. They ask if we want to go get dinner before we all go out to a bar. One of them looks down at the wet spot and loudly comments, "Oh is this Rus (your name)? Or is that you? What did you do, piss the bed?" Everyone laughs except for her.

If all stays the same, me and Barron will face off in the next round. I like Bob.

I don't know if there is something wrong with you guys, but I piss with a hardon most mornings. And if you have been drinking beer for close to 12 hours, you can't NOT have to piss, no matter what is going on. This girl used to give me head for 45 minutes to an hour at a time, so that is a recipe for an intermission piss break. I always give it a courtesy cleaning with a little water when finished pissing. When you get back, it takes an extra second or 30 to get back to fully erect, but any good girl does that with her mouth. They understand.

Thoth is cool. Seems like he would be a well-liked poster if he ventured into other forums more often. Edit---Less than 5 hours to go.

Ah, touche.

Along with VitaminX, apparently forgot how this thread is supposed to work. There's no "I" in team or this thread, ladies.

And you tied an onion around your belt, because that was the style.

To answer your question, Czech, Clemens kept saying int he press conference that he has chronic pain in his "lower back, upper...well, my lower back." He said he received the injections at that area. Sounds like he really didn't want to paint the picture of receiving injections in his ass, but the excuse given for the lidocaine was chronic lower back pain.

I'll let them know.

9 hours and 52 minutes to go! Edit---Unless you are reading this after I posted it, which you would have to be. "This is a picture of me when I was younger."

One of my favorite moments from the show: [Moe is hooked up to a lie detector test] "Did you shoot Montgomery Burns?" Moe: "No. I hated the guy, but I didn't kill him." DING! "Looks like he checks out." Moe: "Good, let me outta here, I got a hot date tonight." BUZZ! Moe: "A date." BUZZ! Moe: "Dinner with friends." BUZZ! Moe: "Dinner alone." BUZZ! Moe (acceptingly): "Okay, okay. I'm going to go home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue." BUZZ! Moe (dejectedly): "Sears catalogue." DING! Moe: "Could you get me out of here? I don't deserve this." BUZZ!

Sorry, this was the actual quote from Abe and Martin. The terlet thing was in another part of Grandpa speaking to the class. Grandpa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles... [the children laugh] Martin Prince: "Dickety"? Highly dubious! Grandpa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

51. You are expecting your former roommate and his new wife (whom you graduated HS with) to come over for dinner and drinks with you and your roommate (cousin). Your cousin is not used to drinking often because alcoholism runs in his side of the family. The two of you go to the liquor store to re-stock the supply. He is asking about all these different liquors, and you point out we are getting a few of them as "girlier" drinks for the female, because you're not sure if she likes hard liquor. He mentions that he would like the butterscotch liquor that you picked up. On the way home, he tastes it and says he loves it. Over the next 45 minutes, he drinks all of it and starts in on the other liquors and drinks. You are trying to cook, and he is laughing hysterically and throwing full potatoes at you. Keep in mind that your cousin is 6'4" and could have been a college QB. You are trying to stay calm, but the fucker is out of his mind with all this shit. Your guests arrive just as your cousin throws up on the computer desk, chair and floor. You clean up puke that is very red from the Jack Daniels coolers that you bought for the female. Your roommate remains passed out for all of dinner, all of the night, and most of the morning. The rest of you had fun.

I liked when Grandpa was speaking to Bart's class and he said "terlet." Martin said sarcastically, ""Terlet? HA!" Grandpa: "What are you cacklin' at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem."

I didn't know we could do that until Smues messaged me and informed me of the fact. I thought it was because he was a mod. Thanks, though.

I'd like to see the list for the Chris Benoit Thread. I know I posted a lot, but I have a feeling "certain" posters had ridiculous post ocunts in that one. Uh, it doesn't have to be posted in here...I don't want to derail the thread any.

I wish I would have thought to contact Hoff for this. He loves this. He comes back every year just for this.