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  1. I'm not suggesting we close it any time soon, but when will the first round voting end? Are you going to do updates or just wait until the end of each round for scores? I could care less either way, just curious.
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    What did you do today?

    Posted this thread. Only 11,000+ to go!
  3. You guys created a monster by saying he was a black stereotype. He's trying too hard to do that now because he thinks he's being funny. He does NOT give a FUCK, TSM! Ya fags.
  4. Dandy

    What did you do today?

    Basically kidding about being no-sold, but thanks.
  5. Dandy

    What did you do today?

    Hey Dandy, hope nothing is wrong with your mom!
  6. Indiana Basin Silt Region Milky---Very entertaining. I like his work. Man in Blak---I like Luke-O, but Blak edges him out. Tough call. Ripper---Ethnic vote over the chance that this "might" not be Paul. Agent---smitty, you drew a tough seed, because Agent is the man. Dr. Venkman---Fun all around. Good poster. CG---Next year, Nightwing will be someone to watch, this year, Can. Gui. takes it. Cena's Writer---I'm not down with the "Matt Youngin' it" motto. Even though you didn't start it, Matt, you caused it. dannymaffwasmurdered---That avatar/title combo alone should carry him to round two. Help, I'm a Rock Region King Kamala Classic---Quickly becoming a fav of mine. My advice on the name change is go for a spin-off first, then a drastic name change later. The other guy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA whew! NYU---Chris beat me last year. No offense, big guy, but I hold grudges. Not really, but NYU gets it here. King---Tough. If Sideburnious would post nothing but his Halloween costume pictures year round, he would win in a landslide. Rant---Toughest pick for me to make. I had to flip a coin. I hope both of you do well in this. Slayer---Calls people out with the best of 'em. My source said JN News sucks. Socksquatch---He brings absolutely nothing to the table...which is a lot more than Carnival does. Cyber Mark Madden---Friendly kid that gets beat up too much around here. I like his style, and he's got years to hone his craft. I would vote Mole if he were up against ThomasJMayer, but not many others. treble---I agree with Venk about Landlord Lois. Culture Beat Region Czech---Sometimes I think this entire board is revolving around Czech in some way. Alfdogg---Nothing wrong with Devo, but Alf is cool and should still be mod. Kinetic---Impressive lately. snuffbox---Nothing outstanding about pbone to me. I wouldn't give him Rookie of the Year, but nothing bad about him either. Vitamin X---Thinks I was a noob last year becasue of my joined date (2002), and I was around in the Rantsylvania days. Still gets my vote. Gary Floyd---What's new in Gary Floyd's world? I may never know. El Dandy---Who is this sexy motherfucker? Cowboy13012---Made a custom banner for me and was real cool about it. Bob is on strike with the writers, so he's out. Powderfinger Region Black Lushus---Calls me when I'm lonely. Not really, but I bet he would. Sensei John Kreese---Bored does solid work in the Sports Folder, but Sensei John Kreese put me over last year by allowing me to organize TSMPedia. Inc---Too many gay and/or cock pics, but still gets the nod. Edwin---Coin toss. I like both. alkeiper---Mel's brother wins with his .358 batting average on 1-2 counts in the 4th inning of away games on grass. Cheech---Baseball talk and the "WWE Folder Sucks Dick" give him the duke. Smues---Awesome poster. Changed my name to its current state, and DoCock is a ReTard. Scroby---Counts Marvin down for the three.
  7. I took the time to rewrite each name and region, bold all of my picks, and make witty remarks about every single poster. Sadly, the space I was typing in here disappeared for some unknown reason, and there was nothing I could do. I'll repost shortly.
  8. Leena's viewing the thread. "My Pal, Neifi Perez."
  9. I would like to point out to all of my fans that EHME's Torn Condom = El Dandy.
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    Awkward moments involving roommates.

    45. Another funny one, as it has never been awkward with my roommates. You are in your room, which is the entire thrid floor of this house. You are getting a ridiculously good blowjob. You have to go to the second floor to take a piss because you ahd a lot of beer that night. Chris Isaac (sp?) is BLARING from your roommates room as he is fucking the ever living shit out of his girlfriend. There is loud yelling, bed squeaking, and the loudest smacks you've ever heard from sex. He is just raring back and smacking her ass as hard as he can with his palm. All of a sudden, the Chris Isaac CD finishes, and the next CD in the changer happens to be Sisqo, the "Thong Song." All fucking, yelling and smacking abruptly stops, you hear heavy walking over to the CD changer, Isaac starts back from the first track, and then right back into the fucking, yelling, and smacking. You walk back upstairs laughing and have your girl proceed with this dynamite blowjob. You are biting your hand so you don't bust out laughing as you can hear every single sound from downstairs, but you don't want to disrupt the quality work your girl is doing. She stops all of a sudden, looks up with your dick in her mouth, then pulls off and starts laughing, "Jesus, is that Cook ( your rommate)? I think he might fuck her to death!"
  11. The nominations or the tourney? Because you destroyed me in the first round last year. You were in the Mediocre bracket instead of Sports and you just utterly destroyed me. I'm not bitter.
  12. IIRC, there was a question over which of you was Choken One. Several posters had no clue which was which, and you guys faced off in the first round.
  13. Dandy

    Awkward moments involving roommates.

    That's bush.
  14. Dandy

    What did you do today?

    Finally fell asleep at 7 AM after waiting for hours on my dad to call and give me some info on my mom. They took her to the ER last night/this morning for chest pains and numbness in her left arm. Dad finally called at 10:25, and I got up and got ready. I drove to the hospital they were at (45 minutes away) and was there until 8 PM. Got home and have been unwinding by reading what TSM's creative minds have to offer for the day. She will be there for a few days as they run every test known to man, so I can see this being a running theme for a bit.
  15. DopUssy Carlito Brigante JN News CanadianDestroyer213 Wait, wrong tourney... Oh yeah, in no particular order: Venkman Lushus Smues dannymaffwasmurdered Slayer Czech Man of 104 Friends alkeiper KOAB Sensei John Kreese I left so many out!
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    Awkward moments involving roommates.

    Was she hot?
  17. Dandy

    Awkward moments involving roommates.

    Please don't post anything else in this thread, LJ.
  18. Dandy

    HEY VOTE FOR ME

    What I mean is that just accepting the first 64 nominations is not fair to some of the deserving posters. Joke nominations or nominating people that have no business being in the tourney could leave peopl out that might make a run at it. I figured it would be easy to start nominations early, weed out the ones that shouldn't be there, and once you get to 64, you can seed them however. It's your show this year, though. I was just busting your balls.
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    Raw 1.7.08

    It would have been better if the announcers would have put the gimmick over how it sounded on paper. If we haven't heard of it or saw it on Heat, we have no idea what the fuck he's doing. How simple would it be for them to pass along that he recently declared he would not let entertainment get in the way of his wrestling?
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    HEY VOTE FOR ME

    I still say we should have qualifiers in some shape or form. Czech won't do it, though, because he doesn't know a good idea when it is presented to him, like Whammies in his avatar.
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    Awkward moments involving roommates.

    17. You try to wake up your friend and roommate, as both of you should be leaving for work at the bar in about 20 minutes. Your roommate naps every evening before work because he works his full-time job starting at 5:30 AM. You start by opening his door and saying his name. No response. You get louder. No response. You move closer to the bed and say his name. No response. You lightly shake him with your hand while saying his name. No response. You repeat his name approximately 20 times while shaking him harder and harder. No response. Finally, you yell, "TOM!" He jumps up in a crazed rage and rips your wifebeater off of you as he falls in the floor (somehow still asleep) and his nuts fall out the flap of his boxers. He wakes up five minutes later and didn't know any of that had happened. It wasn't really awkward, and not much at all has been with any of my roommates over the years. All of my roommates have been really close friends, and we thought things were more funny than awkward.
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    HEY VOTE FOR ME

    I can see the next 6 weeks of campaigning being tedious. Nikjohns is winning anyway.
  23. Dandy

    Hi guys, I'm in Japan

    We're asking him questions like those guys asked John Titor on the board he showed up on. Nothing wrong with it at all, as I love the info I'm getting about Japan, as I hope to go there someday. For some reason, though, that popped in my head.
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    Xbox 360

    I thoroughly enjoyed Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
  25. Dandy

    TSM Kangaroo Court

    I thought of this while we were having a discussion in the "100 reasons...WWE sucks" thread. Why not start a jury of 12 posters (non-mods) that can settle our petty indifferences? I think if the 12 were selected by a majority vote, it would be quite fair. Example: Let's use myself and El Gigante (first poster listed after me on the online members list). El Gigante thinks I have been making an ass out of myself in the Movies folder. I am bringing biased opinions and disrupting the flow of the thread. Nothing to be banned over, but it is off-putting. He takes me to Kangaroo Court, where a decision is made on my punishment, if any. Or, punishment could be brought on El Gigante for wrongfully bringing me to KangarooCourt so the system is not abused. The jurors may find that I am not allowed to derail threads in the movie folder for one month, or I will be presented to the mods for banning. Whatever, you see how it would work. Also, it doesn't necessarily have to be a jury of 12, I just want to see "12 Angry Men" play out when dannymaffwasmurdered is the only one who believes Marvinisalunatic is not guilty and he has to plead his case until he sways the other 11 jurors.
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