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Vince is dead........................... Umm, no he's not. "Mr. McMahon" the character is, and Also,

Keep the beer, but give him a glass. How about a rocks glass of Glenlivet or Johnny Walker?

Another thing I would have done with this draft: a brand trades a certain number of it's picks for the one wrestler they actually want. For example, let's say that ECW really wanted Rey Mysterio. Before 12:00, or ECW's first pick, they announce that ECW has traded their number of picks to Smackdown for Rey Mysterio. This way, they are taking the uncertainty out of who they might get for the one guy they covet.

Takes me some time to catch up. And now your TSM EXCLUSIVE draft analysis! 1. Raw drafts Brian Kendrick and Paul London This draft harkens back to the memorable NFL draft of 1976 when the Minnesota Vikings drafted the entire offensive line of the University of Oklahoma with their first pick. It was a brilliant move then and a brilliant move now. 2. Smackdown drafts Kenny Dykstra Good move drafted a pick here with a lot of upside. Kenny's name has a 2:0 K/BB ratio, a great sign for an up and coming young prospect. However, Dykstra leaves trails of tobacco juice in the outfield and some of his ideas come well out of left field. Injuries are a concern. 3. ECW drafts Viscera Poor pick here from the ECW brand. Just like Big Val E. Puccio and Sal E. Graziano, Viscera will show ECW why big fat f*cks in wrestling don't age well, if at all. 4. Raw drafts The Sandman The Sandman's 4-9 record looks unimpressive but his caliber of competition has been strong and he did win at Wrestlemania. If the Sandman can kick his smoking and drinking habits, he might finally realize the potential we all saw back in Joel Goodhart's Tri-State promotion years ago. THAT is the exact level of awesomeness that I expected!

Sandman should go corporate for Coach. Sandman looks at this like switching jobs to a higher position, so he makes himself look more professional, changes his attitude, etc. It would be like one of your partying friends getting a management postion and all of a sudden acting like a total ass. He would drop the cane, the beer, and everything but his 1,000 yard stare that he has when he is looking intense. Have him go by "Mr. Sandman," and perhaps splurge for the song. I'd dig it.

Al must be writing the fuck out of that analysis.

To be honest, I would need to hear more plot details thatn that. That is the setting, not what would happen. Have you mapped out several episodes, or would the premise pretty much be dead after 2 shows?

Al, I vote that you do a draft pick analysis after each pick to make this like the NFL draft. Are you up to it?

Another thing they are doing wrong is how this is timed. If they are having a pick every 20 minutes to last 4 hours, then the first pick should have been at 12:20 instead of 12:00. The way it is scheduled now, this will end at 3 hours and 40 minutes. Again, I say this draft is RIGGED!

Vis!

I wish they would try to explain the rules of this. I know, I know...but if it is random, surely it couldn't be a tag team instead of individuals. But if it is "draft whoever that brand wants," why wouldn't they draft the main eventers? I'm beginning to think this is rigged.

That last one can hypnotize people.

No.

I can't believe this is the most detailed set of spoilers from last night's tapings.

True. Vince's executive assistant knew where his limo was parked, so he must be behind planting the bomb there. Thanks.

Even though it takes a long time, everyone MUST read the comments to the youtube video before it gets taken down. There are countless people arguing that it is REAL! Get over there quick.

Batman Superman Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

HIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I hated when she said she moved to WV. Granted, this is a large state, but the quality of ass dropped the moment she stepped into the joint.

I would totally buy an angle where Sid is not cleared to wrestle because of his injury a few years back. He keeps trying to get a match with Cena because he "knows" he can still wrestle despite the injury, and does not want his career to end with that mishap. Sid keeps getting denied, so he takes it upon himself to keep jumping Cena, and beating the crap out of him every so often. Powerbombs all over the place. Stretch it out for a few months where despite Cena being in a feud with another wrestler, Sid keeps appearing to destroy Cena. This would allow Sid to do what he does best, believable power stuff in limitation, and his high charisma. Also, I think it would build pretty well over a few months for the match to finally happen. In my head, it works out as a non-foreigner Rocky IV scenario.

I tried, she just told me that I needed to go in to see the doctor. Im gonna ring again tommorow to see if I can speak to my doctor. But ill most likely get "We need to speak face to face." So are we under the impression here that I'm going to die? And?

I have never taken drugs unless you include alcohol as a drug. If you do, then I've done a LOT of drugs.

From the supposed hints that were dropped in the actual write-up, it seemed like it was Emile blatantly.

Nah, it's Emile.