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I wait with bated breath...

Riiiot! But you're right...I do not do that circumnavigation thing.

Perfect. Now we're going to get an obscene amount of 'Clemens to Boston' chatter.

Yeah...so? kkk didn't say we couldn't!

Chino XL, "Here To Save You All"?

A dress that fits the matron of honor in my upcoming wedding, so that my bride-to-be will stop flipping out over the one that doesn't fit. I think she may have put a hit out on the lady that sewed it.

I would be very surprised if they get much of anything for Carr in a trade. What incentive do teams have to trade anything of value for him, knowing that the Texans will have to dump him now?

That was my first thought too, but I'm not a Texans fan so I don't care.

Jay Glazer came on 790's midday show and said that those terms were agreed upon Monday so take that for what you will.

They just said on the radio here that the terms of the Schaub deal are this: - Texans and Falcons swap 1st round picks this year - Falcons get the Texans' 2nd round picks this year and in 2008. - Atlanta will sign him to a new contract before trading him.

Last concert you attended: Rascal Flatts, last summer (my fiancee wanted to go) Last person you ate breakfast with: my fiancee Last time you hated something: The stupid bitch at the Kroger deli last night who had no idea how to handle more than one person in her line at a time. Fuck her. Last night on the town: Saturday; went to a comedy club Last movie you saw: At the theater, it was Reno 911!: Miami; on DVD, it was Runaway Jury Last book you read: Now I Can Die In Peace by Bill Simmons Last album you listened to: Probably the Ramones Anthology but I really have no idea; not much of a music fan. Last time you wore a tie: My cousin's wedding in December Last time you cried: When my mom told me she has liver and colon cancer Last piece of clothing you bought: A Chicago Cubs t-shirt Last vacation you took: Went to Egypt for work in January and spent half the trip doing vacation-type stuff. Last food you ate: A bowl of Raisin Bran and two slices of wheat toast Last promise you made to yourself: To tell my mom I love her any time I talk to her Last TV show you watched: The NCAA tournament Last time you lied: This morning Last time you got into a fight: I avoid fights whenever possible. But I did kick this kid's ass in junior high because he wouldn't stop messing with my little brother. Last time you were in the hospital: I got a cyst cut out of my head in December 2002 Last time you witnessed anarchy: Um...never? Last magazine you read: Thumbed through the SI Swimsuit Issue at the bookstore a couple of weeks ago Last time you got ripped off: Paid $35 for a swimsuit the other day. But at least I look hot in it. Last thing you drank: Diet Coke Last web-site you visited: Yahoo mail Last thing you killed: A mosquito hawk that was flying around my kitchen yesterday Last person you talked to on the phone: The fiancee Last song you listened to: Smoke on the Water Last time you were confused: When I was trying to put my pants on this morning.

My fiancee (who LOVES kids and wants "at least 2") and I went down to the county clerk's office yesterday to get our marriage license. Posted on the wall was a sign in big, bold letters that read "CHILDREN ARE TO BE CONTROLLED IN THIS OFFICE." That led to this: Me (pointing out the sign): "Hey, look at that. That's awesome." Her (reads sign): "What about it?" Me: "You think they enforce that?" Her: "How would they?" Me: "I don't know. One of those tasers would probably work, though." Her: "Tasers?" Me: "Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying you should shoot them or anything. But why not taser the little bastards? That'd teach 'em. Hell, taser the parents' stupid asses, too." Her (unimpressed): "You're terrible." Me (after a moment): "You're re-thinking this marriage thing right now, aren't you?" Her: "Yep."

Hey, don't judge us solely on Travis County. That's Austin and Austin is a bit of a...different place. Probably the second most liberal part of the state, aside from the whole El Paso region. LOTS of hot UT women there though, so it isn't all bad.

Looking at the print-out of the bracket of my big money pool, I realize that I accidentally picked George Washington over Wash. St in the second round and have Albany upsetting Virginia in the first round. Damn it. I suppose that's what I get for not double-checking stuff before I sent it in.

The Astros have basically stated that Hunter Pence has no shot of making the team no matter how well he performs in ST or how poorly Jason Lane, Chris Burke, et. al might do.

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: #1 Incandenza vs. #14 Black Lushus TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: #8 bob_barron vs. #3 Czech Sports Folder bracket: #1 alkeiper vs. #7 Vitamin X The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: #9 DrVenkman vs. #3 CanadianChris

I'm in. My preliminary picks have three #1's and a #2 in the Final Four. Methinks I need to look at this again...

#1 Incandenza vs. #12 chave #14 Black Lushus vs. #2 Agent of Oblivion #8 bob_barron vs. #5 CWM #3 Czech vs. #15 Special K #1 alkeiper vs. #4 Ripper #3 Kingofthe909 vs. #7 Vitamin X #9 DrVenkman vs. #12 AndrewTS #3 CanadianChris vs. #2 gary floyd

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: #1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb #12 Chave vs. #4 Banky #14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz #10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: #1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron #5 CWM vs. #4 Leena #3 Czech vs. #11 Smues #7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K Sports Folder bracket: #1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist #12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper #3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak #7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: #16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman #12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51 #3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52 #7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

I'm hoping it's just because he hasn't pitched much over the past two and a half seasons and his arm strength just isn't there yet. It would be such an awful waste of talent if he never makes it back. Shit, if he's 80% of his 2003 form for the next six seasons, I'll take it.

I have a really hard time believing they would just cut him but I guess if they're tired of his not contributing anything to the team and see no hope for him, I guess it could happen. Of course, if it did happen, I would expect him to promptly be scooped up by the Cardinals and go on to post a 10-year run of 17-6, 2.97 ERA, and 245 K's.

New Jersey screwed me up. Don't know how I missed that one when I was mentally going down the eastern seaboard.

Well at least Anna Nicole's kid is a girl; otherwise he probably would have played "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!" a few hundred times as well.

I liked how Cameron said "You kissed back!" as if any other guy WOULDN'T have kissed her back in that situation.

I really doubt Quinn gets past both Minnesota and Houston. The Vikings are quite possibly the most QB-needy team in the league.