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Bitchy and skanky are two entirely different things. The former just gives you shit all the time, while the latter affords you the opportunity to do awesome shit like . Not saying one's better than the other.

I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but it's apparently Cloverfield-related: "Who dares to touch my trousers?"

It is kind of out of left field, but I don't care at this point. GGPO is broken for the time being, and Kaillera is and will forever remain the seventh circle of hell. I don't give a fuck about detective chicks wearing dude-suits. Just bring it on: SF IV Playable In Less Than a Month C'mon...C'mon...

We should have more community events.

I was way off.

Easy, 1700 posts.

Yes. That bitch is crazy.

Just give it your Tetra-Flakes man!

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I thought it was supposed to be a deep sea creature thats all fucked up and pissed off because the Japanese dudes are harvesting shit off the sea floor and putting it in Sprite. Lots of those sea things have extra arms so they can scootch around the sea floor faster to cop weed. Might be legs. Why did T-Rex still rock those same shits though? One fucked up movie man. Vestigal arm-havin' T-Rex's.

Just links to other links from shoryuken.com. Honestly just seeing if this shit is really locked (looks like it is, but why?). New chick and a vid: http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=146914 http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=147051

Around the Horn is a stupid show consisting of a panel of assholes spouting off nonsense which they later ignore (not unlike most of ESPN). Reali > Kellerman in that particular role. People forget that the original "voice" of ATH went on to MSNBC and Tucker Carlson's (of all people) show, and Kellerman was on there too. Worked out great. He wanted to be a star, but was replaced by a dude who shuts the fuck up and throws crunched up paper at a camera.

I know it's random and that there are a lot of great games floating around waiting to be discussed, but this shit has really got me vexed. ssf2t. Play that shit in MAME and watch Blanka bite your head ALL DAY LONG for 90% damage. It's clearly rigged; like the Mortal Kombat AI where it's responding to your button pushes instead of, I don't know---logic. But I'm gonna beat it. Got your fucking Yoga Noogie right here. Motherfucker...I'm going back in.

Sensei John Kreese: This isn't an audition thread. You're still Sensei John Kreese. And Dhalsim isn't the problem. DeeJay firing off miracle reggae-blasts is. The game is fucked.

Fuck you guys. This is serious. You can't Yoga Noogie out of a deep j.mk crossup unless there's some bullshit involved.

Hmm...

Yeahman. Full disclosure: I'm a Red Sox Fan, though I'm not claming bias. This guy is just wildy inept. Plus he's yelled "YEAH YOU WENT" at players from both teams on check swings called strikes (Haffner called him out on this, then found himself on the wrong side of a called strike which was clearly two feet outside). Strikes me as wrong. Also cunty. I agree with the baseball traditionalists on almost everything brought up on this board, but I want Robot Umps.

Is that a dog sucking Jesus' dick?

Shut the fuck up daredevil. The Pterodactyl-Suited guy in the back cracks me up every time. He got all dressed in that getup to halfway whack off. Compared to that, hard to have a bad day.

Maybe the rest of us will give it a whirl.

Milky has potential. Trouble is he wears it all out on superfluous bullshit. Either do something positive (your "trying"/"bewildered" threads would blow away anything you're doing now) or fuck up on a higher scale. We'll be with you either way, but this can't go on forever.

I support the HermaphroChrists. When they get on YouTube, I'll be like "I saw that coming". Won't really benefit me. Second thought, do whatever you want.

Get some Chuckers fucker.

Fuck it.