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(1) Jack Bauer - 24 (12) The Incredible Hulk (3) Joe Rogan - Inside the UFC/Fear Factor (7) Roland "Wee-Bay" Brice - The Wire (1) Vic Mackie - The Sheild (5) Lucius Vorenus - Rome (11) Commander Worf - Star Trek TNG (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz (8) Aaron Pierce - 24 (4) Titus Pullo - Rome (11) Big Dan Dority- Deadwood (2) Al Swearengen - Deadwood (1) Tony Soprano-The Sopranos (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek (11) Duncan MacCloud-Highlander (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz

Two things: - I always liked the chick who's on the phone in the beginning of that video. She's cute, but also sexy and seductive! - Gangstarr doesn't suck.

Northern Division (1) Jack Bauer - 24 (9) Brother Mouzone - The Wire (12) The Incredible Hulk (4) Vern Schilinger- Oz (11) Escobar- Nip/Tuck (I don't know who either of those characters are, but Escobar sounds more badass than Faith) (14) Joe Rogan - Fear Factor/Inside the UFC (7) Roland "Wee-Bay" Brice - The Wire (2) T-Bag - Prison Break Southern Division (1) Vic Mackie - The Sheild (9) Cordell Walker - Walker Texas Ranger (5) Lucius Vorenus - Rome (4) B.A. Baracus - A-Team (11) Commander Worf - Star Trek TNG (3) Sawyer- Lost (7) The Beast - Angel (once again, no clue) (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz Eastern Division (16) Sam Beckett - Quantem Leap (9) George Hearst- Deadwood (5) Andy Sipowicz-NYPD Blue (really tough pick, but I think Sipowicz would take him in double OT) (4) Titus Pullo - Rome (11) Big Dan Dority- Deadwood (3) Omar Little - The Wire (7) Antwan Mitchell - The Shield (2) Al Swearengen - Deadwood Western Division (1) Tony Soprano-The Sopranos (9) Hank Scorpio - The Simpsons (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek (4) Spike - Buffy/Angel (...) (11) Duncan MacCloud-Highlander (3) Shane Vendrell - The Shield (10) Macgyver - Macgyver (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz

The will be coming to the U.S. soon. Can't get more offbeat than that. Anyways, even if you are mainly into the quirky titles, you really can't go wrong with New Super Mario Bros and the aforementioned Mario Kart DS. In other non-thread-warranting news: I 100%'d Twilight Princess (old news, but what a wonderful game) a few weeks ago, kicking off a Zelda bender--and in the process re-discovered Wind Waker. Beat it when it first came out and was sort of meh about it, but playing through again I'm really feeling it. Yeah, it's far too easy and sailing gets tiresome if you're trying to collect everything, but there's lots of cool little mechanics in there, and the graphics are beautiful. Everyone went batshit when the first screens/vids popped up, but you really can't tell just how pimped out that stuff is until you're sitting there playing it. Too bad that particular take on the series is relegated to the top-down DS game(s), cus it was really fucking cool.

Pussified shooting instruments.

Al Swearengen Titus Pullo Commander Worf motherfuckers.

Marvin and perpetually cynical TSMers need each other to power some shit. I'm sure of it. Like in that video game.

If, by some weird turn of events I ever wind up owning a small neighborhood store, the Malo Mart Theme is getting bumped in there. "Buy one! Get one!"

When I was a kid, I had this tape called "Super Slams of the NBA", and in it Shawn Kemp pulled off the nastiest dunk ever. He was all mad about something (there was an unintelligable interview and shit) and just totally busted out a dunk contest up-down-kick yer legs out reverse dunk on like three guys. It was my favorite shit and I used to do it on my nerf hoop. No one ever talks about that, it's all babies. And good for Brady. Helmets, protection and the like. Blah.

Let's not get all douchey.

Imagine the greatest thing ever...finding out some really bad news. And you better come through you fuck.

CanadianChris: What the fuck. You're entering a world of pain.

If anyone is actually cheating in those fucking games, they should be shot into outer space, as they've clearly lost it.

I just completely destroyed whatever the Duck Hunt score was by like millions of points in a drunken haze only to find out I wasn't logged in. Next Drunken Haze: Putting in my password and shit.

If I can keep finding the godamn boomerang in the first dungeon of every Zelda game and not get all cynical about it, something tells me I'll be fine with doing all the GTA shit again in IV.

OP: Twilight Samurai is really good. It's understated and won't stick with you for very long, but it's great while it does. The one movie I own, yet have never watched is Metropolis (the mega-uber deluxe edition or whatever it is). Just can't seem to find the stride.

That Pterodactyl shit should be in every thread. Just for whimsy. #7: That Pterodactyl shit.

Thank the maker. Well said sir. From that Joystiq post: Somehow I doubt that'll happen, though it would kick ass. The one thing they need to fix are the logos/stadiums for PC'd teams. Those have always sucked in every 2K game (w/the exception of NBA 2K1, where they had that one smooth UNC inspired uniform/pimped out no-paint floor scheme). I don't want to play in the fucking Arachnid Dome ever again.

Dude, for the first time in years I threw a controller yesterday... Playing the FUCKING BILLS in NFL 2K5 (I play Madden w/other people, but I really can't stand it. The 2K Sports games kill(ed) EA's junk in my humble opinion, so I'm hanging on w/all my might). Anyways; I'm in Franchise Mode, and all of a sudden the fucking Bills of all teams go God on me. Can't run/can't pass/penalties etc. But I didn't reset and went Belichick* on 'em--schemes/hot routes/field pos. and the like, eventually leading 13-3 w/ less than two minutes to go in the fourth. They naturally responded by recovering TWO ONSIDE KICKS, hulking up and scoring TWO STRAIGHT TOUCHDOWNS...on FUCKING DRAW PLAYS. Reminded me of Mortal Kombat 1 God shit, when the cpu simply wouldn't be denied w/their gay-ass air kicks and shit. I was all enraged; making neandrethal noises and shit so I flung that controller with maximum velocity. Yet it didn't solve anything and I learned from my mistake, becoming a more-well-rounded person in the process. The lesson here: Fuck the Bills. And air-kicks. Throw your controllers. Learn lessons. *eat me

First of all, Battlefront 2 is terrible. I suggest that you stop playing now, as it only gets worse from there. But if I remember correctly, I just ran down in front of the thing you're supposed to protect and tried to blast all the droids. It's annoying though, because if you miss even one or two of those motherfuckers they'll blow it up. Anyways, when I was a kid, I somehow wound up owning Deadly Towers on the NES. Now that was some frustrating shit. I challenge anyone to get that rom and try to beat it. Seriously, do it. You'll be begging for Battletoads.

Jim threw 10 punches, 4 were power punches, and the rest were jabs.....it looks like the judges is going to give the wife the house, the car, and a large portion of the fight purse. Larry Merchant and the Scorecard-Hawk Cocksucker are two different people. It was all laid out there for the taking razazteca. Hrrrrmphhh. In other news (courtesy of the link above): //sports

Yeah. Apparently he is/was hooked up with a former Miss Something or Other with more traditional digits. jim-lampley-accuser-says-he-was-high-drunk-and-violent

Larry Merchant needs to break down the fight.

You motherfuckers are arguing over Justin Timberlake. Get it together. Worst song of 2006 is the joint by that R&B Singer Chick who waves her ass around in the video. You know the one.