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What the fuck is going on in that Gary Floyd Post?

I don't care who's chained to what... Don't fuck around w/Bloodsport.

Why does Jabba the Hutt (left pic) need a Wii gift card? Crazy shit goes on.

One of my dogs is trying to mess w/me. He's barking, but won't go out (not that I blame him; bunch of savages in this town). ...Thinking that it has more to do w/me springing into action and checking on him than his actual need to urinate. Or poop.

Bassy is proving he's matured by letting others handle the gunplay side of things. I smell a Championship. In other news: Fuck Fabolous; Rondo is awesome.

Speaking of Karate: The "Karate Choppin' Ving Rhames" episode of CS was the shit. I'll miss those wacky guys.

Consider it done.

This question gets asked all the time, stupid dickheads. What are you, new? Com C-3P0/R2 and bullshit your way through a nonsensical escape. That way you survive and blow up Christopher Lee's Head or cut off the Death Star. However; were those aforementioned niggas not around; I'd rather get smooshed and die going up, just for the whimsy of it. Fuckin' pussies think otherwise and are gay.

Good. Now that I have confirmation; I invite you and your vision-wielding constituents to gather round and suck my fucking cock. Perhaps someone can take a pic of that, and we can make a thread of this yet. Totally fucking her with his foot.

Realizing it's a non-sequitor; and that 99% of gamers don't give a shit: I just now found out Pangya is going to be on the Wii, and I'm irrationally fucking pumped about it.

Arguing about what's funny or not is pointless, as everyone has their own sense. That said; anyone who doesn't think Futurama is funny is a stupid dickhead.

That man is fucking that girl with his foot.

Daily Show on the Ultra-Legitimate Coverage of this Douchebag's Freakout

Maryse was the only Diva Search Contestant I wanted to bang (I'm unaware of any other fucking criteria). That segment is dead to me.

No. Noooo!

My list is similar to your list; except I'd move some shit around.

Giving a shit precludes you from having a say in these sensitive matters. Fuck the world; make them worse.

Imaginary five bucks to whoever links up the pic of that asian chick with green shit shooting out of her ass that so fucking enamored the late, great Sh0ckmaster. For knowing, execution and all around skillset. That aside; BUTT-pee, while certainly not the highlight of anyone's day, generally proves to be at best a one or two wipe affair. Trickier shits exist.

Skolls.

The ghey Fox cooking show thread was above this. Make werds.

Liberty City Stories is fun, so long as you don't go into it expecting GTA IV. It's basically just a GTA III expansion pack/prequel, with bad graphics (if you're concerned about that shit) and truncated missions because it was designed for the PSP. I personally like it alot, but if you find III unplayable after SA, then don't bother. On the other hand; if you liked III (like I did) and don't mind stepping back a bit, it's cool to revisit Liberty City and see how things got the way they were/listen to Head Radio again and learn the backstory of the characters you deal with in the other PS2 games. In summation: You could do worse for twenty bucks.

If you're going to read the Crispen Solo Novels, it's imperetive that you pick up the Lando Calrissian Adventures Omnibus so that you can understand the backstory of Vuffi Raa, the baby Space Stingray who pretends to be a droid and helps Lando defeat an evil morphing worm (who had designs on taking over the entire galaxy btw) that takes the shape of a Sorcerer and performs magic---in space. Yup. Put everything else on hold and go pick it up.

Not relevant to the current discussion (I gave up trying to make sense of Lucas' prequel nonsense a while ago): But Legacy #0 is out today for twenty-five cents, with #1 coming out in two weeks. Link Also a link

< 26, and while I'm not going to type out a list of the cool/horrible shit that I've witnessed over the years, I do agree with NorCal that we've probably had it the best. If not just for the memories of witnessing all that aforementioned shit unfold (Hogan/Andre was insane at the time...to a kid watching it for the first time now on DVD, probably not so much), but for internet access; which has unlocked a whole new world of crazy luchadores falling on their heads and guys dressed up like Crabs dancing on the ropes.

Yup. Entourage is cool, but especially for the return of Deadwood, which is fucking brilliant and features the best-written character on TV in Al Swearingen. It's a shame it looks like HBO is pulling the plug after this season (the third) when David Milch only planned for it to run four, but whatever; I'll take what I can get. EDIT: http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060605/en_tv_eo/19188 The entire second season and some clip shows/behind the scenes shit is available via Comcast's On Demand thing if anyone's interested.