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Where did your sig come from? I've never seen that skit and I have a feeling it would be really funny. Is it a toon or a SB email?

Well, I was just about to delete this place from my favorite places, but I figured that after over two years of posting here I might as well say peace out. I know that everyone always comes back, but trust me that won't be happening. Many times over the past few months I asked myself why bother, and the gay beyond all belief draft and team shit in no holds barred was the straw that broke the camel's back. So for the five people who will notice and the 0 that will care, later.

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Sucka didn't even win. He jobbed out in the finals to some tiny nervous white kid who almost had a nervous breakdown when he read the last word. I love watching how serious the commentators take it.

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AJ Burnett makes his first start in over a year tonight against the Mets. He's not 100% yet, but here's hoping he can go a strong six and leave with a lead. It's great to see him back on the field. He was always my favorite Marlins pitcher (until some other guy who always winds up in my sig came along).

I have to admit, off the bat, that I'm a sucker for smart animated movies like Toy Story, Finding Nemo. Judging from the previews of this movie, I didn't think it was going to be as good as the first, just a cute way to pass an hour and a half. I was wrong. Shrek 2 is probably the funniest animated movie I have ever had the priviledge of watching in my life, and that's saying a lot considering how much I love the genre. I'm not sure if it warrants spoilers, but for anyone who doesn't want any jokes ruined, I'll use the red text. First of all, when Pinocchio tried to save Shrek, Donkey and Puss from the tower Mission Impossible style. Which lead to this exchange... Donkey: Tell a lie, say anything...like, I dunno, I'm wearing women's underpants. Pinocchio: I'm, uh, wearing women's underpants. *nose doesn't grow* Donkey: You aren't, are you? Gingerbread man: It's a THONG! *snap* Not to mention the entire character of Puss in Boots, being quite possibly the greatest character in an animated movie. Everything he said or did was funny in some way, especially the throwaway stuff. Like all 3 of them sitting at the bar and him randomingly down a shot of something and saying "I Hate Mondays." Or when Donkey calls him a low rate hitman he just hisses at him and while the movie focuses in on Shrek and Donkey in the front, he calmly puts his hat on and walks out of the scene. Just a great great character. And one of the coolest things... KNIGHTS, the medieval version of COPS. They corner Puss in Boots and the Knight is like..."We got cat-nip" and pulls out a dime bag. Puss: That's, uh, not mine. Also, the giant gingerbread man...falling to his death and saying to the little gingerbread man in the giant sloth voice. BEEEE GOOOOD. Everything about this movie worked, despite what you might think from the previews. So if you liked the first one, or animated movies in general. I give it the highest recommendation to see. Anyone else see it? Thoughts?

Man, the Marlins need an entire new bullpen. Someone different blows the game every night. When your starter gives up 1 run in 8 innings and throws 6 and 2/3 perfect innings, you need to maybe come in and do your job for once. So damn frustrating. Hopefully the Phillies continue to lose as well so it's still a 2 game advantage.

Perfect through 6 and 2/3, then we have a single, a walk, and a single and it's 1-1. No good at all.

Damn Sean Casey.

I'm just hoping that if it gets to the 8th - 9th that ESPN cuts to it, especially since they already have a baseball game on. Through 6 now, btw.

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What is the league average?

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Not totally true. Beckett has never had a full season and has blister problems his whole career. I was hoping it was over with, but apparently it isn't. In my opinion, the pitch count has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Discuss this monumental event.

Ha.

Really? Have you mentioned to everyone you've encountered today that you've shaken Bill Clinton's hand? Did you remind them that you go to an Ivy league school? Or how about that you graduated? In the process did you pat yourself on the back? Remember when we made fun of Dave O'Neill, Journalist? What about "Doctor Mike"? Thats just as much of a masturbatory internet handle as Mr. O'Neill. I think you need to be more humble and place less emphasis on your personal accomplishments. It would endear you to more people in the process. Others don't care about what you've done they care about WHO you are. I think you're kinda confused on this issue. Thank Lightning Flik for the handle. I asked people for ideas and he came up with it. I liked it and I kept it. There's a Dr. Tom, why not. And, no, Banky, I talk different on a messageboard than I do in real life. Sure, I told my mother about it and my girlfriends parents. I didn't have to tell my friends because most of them were right there with me. I don't walk around talking to all my high school friends telling them that they are all inferior to me and that they should wash my feet. I just hang out with their friends and play video games and have a good time. You're the one who is confused. You and Incandenza and everyone else are like this giant messageboard gimmick and if I post a few things about my personal life it's automatically a direct translation of what I do in day to day interactions. You really don't have any idea what you're talking about.

I think it's obvious at this point that you have no idea what you're talking about.

No, just Banky. And I interact with other people just fine. If you think I walk around talking to people like this in everyday life, you are one crazy cat.

Ok. Maybe if saying others were jealous. Not saying Banky is. All he does is look for instances where I mention what's going on in my life and then point out how I'm talking about it. Hey, this is what my life is. Sorry if I mention it. If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye. People post about what is going on in their lives. This is my life. I'm certainly not going to fucking apologize for it.

Whatever, killer, you know you're just jealous. I'm just trying to start a topic of interest about something important that happened today. Doesn't seem to bother anyone else.

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My convocation speech. I graduate tomorrow.