Mik

Phillies and Cardinals in the 12th...on ESPN right now. Marlins up 2-0 on the Giants on a Hee Seop Choi HR. Penny cruising at this point.

Is it possible for you to not come into a thread where other people are getting shit and NOT SAY THIS? Just once. Bitch.

Ehhhhhh. It got old fast. Where's Jimmy and Timmy this season? Krazy Kripples is one of the best episodes ever.

xxxxxxxxxxx G GS W L IP H ER HR BB SO K/9 WHIP ERA Justin Wayne 5 0 1 0 10.1 2 0 0 3 5 4.35 0.48 0.00 Darren Oliver 4 4 2 1 22.1 31 20 8 6 16 6.45 1.66 8.06 I couldn't agree more. Every 5th day I expect the Marlins to lose, but miraculously Oliver has only gotten shelled once.

If you believe all that, you are a bigger idiot than most of us thought. And we all think you're pretty retarded.

I figured this is as good a place as any to put this... AJ Burnett threw 50 pitches today, and has already worked his curveball back into his rotation. He is supposed to pitch simulated batting practice later in the week. The Marlins, doctors, and AJ expect him back for July 1. This is gonna be huge for the Marlins. There are plenty here who already know, but for those who don't...AJ has probably the best stuff in the whole Marlins rotation. He lead the majors in complete games two years ago and was towards the top in shutouts. Hence the injury, as Torborg threw his arm off. It's going to be like acquiring a huge free agent for the stretch run.

The Rockies just made the mistake of walking Mike Lowell to get to Hee Seop Choi in the top of the 9th, as he goes deep for a 3 run HR (7) to put the Marlins up 9-4. With the way this series has been going, that's not a guarantee. Also in the game, Miguel Cabrera hit a HR to tie Barry Bonds for the Major League lead (9).

you can see it in theaters in a few months. It's called Day After Tomorrow.

Dude, you are the biggest homer I have ever encountered. Anything from Oklahoma is the greatest thing ever to you, isn't it? And for the record, I like George, but you're not winning him any more support on this board with your whining.

This show was worth it for Snoop's essay. He was just ramblin' shit off at the end. Chuuch. Titty 1, Titty 2. Prophet Eli The episode was also good for Dave's total dissing of the Oops Pow Surprise guy.

Well prove me wrong then.

Probably for good reason.

http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?43181 Now show me them titties.

OMGODZ It's Eagan!1!!1 I'm 50% serious.

Goran Visnjic does not deserve to be the lead male of ANYTHING. That made for TV Spartacus was bad enough.

Lost in Translation is the most overrated movie ever? Is that what you're thinking?

I hate to post 3 times in a row...but DAMN. It's batting practice in Colorado right now. Gonzalez homered to deep left, Conine scored. Castro flied out to deep left. Conine doubled to deep right. Choi homered to center. Lowell grounded out to second. Cabrera homered to deep right, Castillo scored. Castillo singled to center, Pierre scored. Pierre tripled to deep right. One of the outs went to the warning track. The only person who didn't smack it around so far is Lowell. 6 spot in the first. Still batting.

I have a feeling that wasn't the best picture to post, Mole, and not because of you either. Get ready for the shitstorm.

Scratch that...3-0 on a Miguel Cabrera 2 run HR.

Well, it took all of 3 minutes, but the Marlins are up 1-0 in Colorado on a Pierre triple and Castillo single to start off the game.

Aaaaaand....he's gone. Who dropped da hamma?

You speak for everyone?

Kingofthe909 is retarded...that's about the only thing i learned from this thread.

Did you know it's been scientifically proven that 99% of people can't remember anything before they were 3. Either you're in the 1% (which I doubt you're in the top 1% of anything) or you are a liar.

I meant the people who posted here. Sorry for not clarifying.