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MLB.com reporting that Mike Lowell has resigned with the Marlins for 4 years-32 million. Also, because the Marlins didn't offer salary arbitration to Pudge, they have until December 7th to sign him. I have no idea what this means, anyone like Al have an idea?

Wasn't around. Love the Lee for Choi trade, especially since it assures the return of Castillo and Lowell and definitely gives more room to bring Pudge back. With Cabrera playing a full year, Castillo and Lowell back, as well as Burnett coming back... if everyone stays healthy the Braves may have a streak to worry about.

Well, first I'd like to thank the academy... Anyways, I come back from a week away (admit it, no one noticed) to find this. I'm truly honored.

Bad Santa was one of the funniest movies I've seen, period. It should be higher.

As most probably know by now, Jay-Z pushed his release date up to tomorrow to beat leaking to the streets. Anybody heard the CD yet (it's been on MTV.com all week to listen to for free). I need to listen to it a few more times, but there are a few really hot songs on there. He'll be back though.

Makes Kenyon Martin mocking Zo by saying "My kidney, my kidney" last week look even worse. Can we just rid the NBA of Martin?

Anyone seen it yet, or thinking of seeing? It is getting crucified in the reviews...something like 8% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes (5 positives...ouch!) I just saw it though and thought that while not the greatest movie ever made, it had its moments and wasn't a waste of money. Anybody else catch it?

It gave me Feb 5, 2076. I'll be 94.

www.abobo.com It's like a flashback to when I just found out Santa wasn't real. Abobo is a scam. I thought it was so original. D'oh.

That Abobo website ruined everything for me. Here I thought this guy had a truly original idea, yet it's already been done by the website. The reason I liked it so much was because I thought..."Who thinks of Abobo from double dragon?" But apparently, alot of people.

Runs in and hits the... Modified Inverted Kick Against The Cranium OR Nuclear Extended Leg Lariat Two nicknames for the same deadly move, suckas.

I saw it reported as rumor, but it's official. Escobar signed with the angels for 18.75 mil.

Yeah...Mike Myers was kinda "Mike Myers as the Cat" instead of just the Cat. He was being himself in a costume. And you're right about the boy child actor, he's no good, but I love Dakota Fanning. Anybody see her on Letterman the other night? She's adorable! And like I said, the movie had some funny and cute moments. If I had to grade it, it would probably be 2 1/2 out of 5.

Look out...here come the Dragon brothers!

Eh...surfing picture was hilarious...a bit worse after that.

They don't have a lot of info at this point, but Jigga has retained a NYC accounting firm to potentially buy the Nets, and the current High bid is $275 million. Jay could beat that easily. He is making a killing off Roc-a-fella records and Rocawear.

I know someone briefly mentioned this earlier, but the Mets signing Bobby Bonilla in the early 90s was a huge bust. It was such a big deal and amounted to nothing. Of course, I remember Bonilla for hitting a homerun to get the Marlins back into Game 7 of the 1997 world series, but that's another story.

Two words: Danny Tartabull.

I too have Vick, but Bulger is my QB, so Vick can take his sweet time coming back. I'll still play him when he does.

Good thing it's fake, because you made Sandman look pretty pathetic.

Well this thread certainly took an interesting turn.

I am marking for Abobo. The absurdity of it all is quite amusing. Memo to whoever it is...don't overdo it.

I got my own thread. Rock on. I'm still a bit shocked by this.

Ooh, checkmate. Better get all those insults out now before you're gone.

Banky: Congratulations. I'm finally going to admit you're the fucking man. Oh yeah, what kind of biochem does your sister do?