Insanity

Lindland matches up better with Silva then Hendo, IMO. Lindland has a terrible jaw though. One good punch and he might die from Silva.

Surf the web and play video games. I've had a bad habit lately of being up till 4 and having to wake up at 6:30 for school. Don't ask me why the hell I do this. I keep trying to go to sleep but after 10 minutes I give up and start doing shit again. But it kinda is balanced out by the two periods where nothing happens so I sleep.

Carlito was fucked the second they turned him face and he beat Masters at Backlash. They didn't do anything to help the character, and Torrie Wilson is almost negative heat from how bland she is. But then again, he was lazy and his matches sucked as a result. So screw him.

My man JBL got punked by Morrison? Next week on Smackdown I expect a return to the ring, full of stiff shots and a bloody John.

Mr. McMahon is actually pretty good in this game. I was playing online and used him as a joke and ended up winning against two guys who were double teaming me the whole time.

Yeah, I heard most of these sucked aside from The Abandoned last time..

I played through Max Payne a few times, and while it is great, the nightmare levels are unforgivable. I almost had a heart attack when they were back in the sequel, but thankfully they were easy. Also, the midget's castle in RE4 is the only time I ever get bored. It's not bad, just where the pace slows a bit.

No, no, no...Austin bookings go more like this: Santino offers Austin some Italian beer as a peace offering, Austin accepts since it's beer, spits it out because it's ITALIAN beer (the horror!) and stuns Santino and then Maria for good measure. Then drinks some real beer (AMERICAN, BAH GAWD) and spits it on both of them. He will then disappear until he has some other awful affront to all media to hype. I hope he does stun Maria. Austin needs to beat up more women on TV.

I'd normally bitch about this too but it's Austin...I have a soft spot for him.

Except it won't be different, it'll just be the same old "heel *reason for rolling out of the ring and not being eliminated that's so good, the referees do not officially disqualify him from the competition*, only to sneak back in at the last second, toss out the face winner and celebrate while Jim Ross foams at the mouth" schtick they've done in the past handful of battle royals. (royales?) I'd be really surprised if they do that. I don't think a Royal Rumble has ever ended that way.

Watch his matches? I use the guy on Smackdown all the time.

Not a surprise. Denzil is a huge draw already and the addition of everyone else was just a cherry on top. Bee Movie did play it smart though since I'm sure a lot of its revenue came from kids trying to sneak into American Gangster.

Maybe if you only saw their asses you could. And I just thought, wouldn't it make sense to debut Jericho tomorrow? We all know they won't now, but if they're hyping it up with D-X and Stone Cold, it'd be the best time so that all the viewers coming in this week are kept in by the intrigue of his return. Not just dropping the next week when the main event is Hornswaggle and D-X vs Coach, Umaga, and Orton or something.

I'm glad the review pointed out how useless voice acting is. The older Smackdown games have way better story modes because they weren't limited by them. I will end up buying it though for online play. Of course, they'll probably end up keeping cheap moves like the spike headbutt in and I'll just hate THQ more.

Here's the N64 collection. I didn't buy all of these during the N64's prime, so don't worry about whether or not I was duped into buying Mace as a child. The best is WCW Nitro at the very bottom, which still has a sticker I put on it years back where I tried to sell it. No takers.

Can't wait till Michaels retires. Take your fucked up knees and go home.

I never need to see Rashad fight Tito again.

Very cool feature. It's been far too long since KOTR was in a wrestling game. Also seconding axing the voice acting part. I never cared about it and I still find the No Mercy story beats the hell out of everything they've done since. Hell, the Smackdown years back during the draft split was awesome and it had no retarded voice acting.

I would've liked to see Terry Martin in the chase. I know his 'strategy' would be to try and slam him as hard as possible.

Bryan said the WWE is paranoid about Jeff's chances. Okay, he didn't say it exactly. But don't be surprised if he looks like a bigger tool than Kennedy and Michaels tonight. Also, I guess they're pushing for Umaga/Hunter to be in a street fight. They posted articles with Hunter saying he wanted it to be one. It's going to be a steel cage though.

Jesus no. Gonzaga is extremely dangerous. Probably second to Noguiera as Brock's worst opponent to fight.

Patrice O'Neal (stand-up comedian) was once a writer for Smackdown too. It's amusing because he said on Opie and Anthony that Stephanie fired him at least three times because the first time she called he didn't care. So she called back to reassure it and he still showed that he didn't care. He also mentioned some Tiger Ali Singh story where Vince bitched him out for not wanting to wear a turban.

God yes, it's better than the random screaming shit they'd have playing in the past games. Goddamn hated "Start a War" by Static X. No, no, "Money in the Bank" was the worst. Fuck that song. Also, did anyone else have trouble storing finishers? I could do it once and then for the rest of the match it wouldn't work. Also, it wasn't an impressive demo to me.

Demo is now officially up.

It will be the Boogeyman, and noone will give a fuck.