Thanks for the Fish

Tomko is 6'6", he's not a big man in the wwe.

Shave off Tomko's billygoat beard and what does he have? Knox is a much better wrestler than Tomko. I haven't seen Tomko in TNA, which came after a successful Japan stint, so maybe he'll surpirse me. Knox is the Truth.

Manu should have been fired, but alas he was a legacy. Sorta like Dibiase getting busted for DUI and keeping his job whereas Mikey from the Spirit Squad gets busted for DUI and is fired. The drug policy is ridiculous now, you have to stand facing a drug tester naked from the knees up and armpits down and urinate into a cup. Manu should be the only one who should have to do it this way.

Tomko can be Vickie's wheelchair pusher.

Meh. Tomko is overrated. He better be below Mike Knox on the card. He can have Snitsky's spot though.

Melina should definitely use the Code Red as her finisher. The men can't do it because it's a CW move and the roster is too big, however all the ladies are of the right size.

If Austin comes back as the same ol' broken record I'd rather just leave him retired. However if he was motivated for one last match and wanted to get out of the time machine, may I suggest Chris Jericho as his feud opponent. Heck the feud could even start with Jericho mocking Austin still living in the Attitude Era, spouting off the same catchphrases - it would fit Jericho's character right now perfectly. Jericho and HBK basically wrote their own sotryline together, let Jericho and Austin do the same.

HHH vs Taker would be interesting because you wouldn't know who was going to win, which you can't say about UT's recent WM matches. I mean common sense says Undertaker isn't losing his streak, especially in his "hometown", but this is HHH we're talking about. I too think we could have Edge vs Hardy, with Hardy finally going over and getting his title as the fade to black moment of the show. Cena vs Austin doesn't make sense unless Austin is going to make fun of Cena's new Stuart Smalley-esque crowd pandering. I think we could see HBK vs Cena, and should Austin wrestle it will be against an up and comer. I'd love to see a Punk and a "I'm Straight Edge and I'm better than you" heel turn to work against Austin, Austin is friendly with Ken Kennedy, and MVP is said to have a lot of respect for the history of the business.

Do little kids still think it's real? If they're young enough to think wrestling is real, I don't think a overheard spot will convince them otherwise. I mean they're probably the same kids looking in the sewers for ninja turtles.

I felt embarrassed to be a wrestling fan watching Cena's promo. This isn't the 80's anymore, and it seems Vince and Co want to re-book Hulk Hogan in 2008. Replacing Hogan's "Say your prayers..." line, Cena offers up "You're good enough, you're smart enough and gosh darn it, people like you." Milena Roucka doing a stalker/super fan gimmick... where have I seen that one before.

Only 3 I see winning it are Kofi, Punk, and Mysterio. If the brackets are set up in the order they're listed, we could potentially have Punk vs. Kingston for the finals. I can't see Kingston beating Kane, but it would make a helluva second round match in Mysterio vs Kingston. I don't know who will win the Morrison vs Finlay match, but it seems like Morrison is getting a push and Finlay is a midcard act player/coach so I'll go with Morrison vs Punk. I think Mysterio is winning the tournament, as Punk has the tag titles to worry about for the time being.

What's the deal with Nigel McGuinness - Why isn't he with one of WWE or TNA? Is he from the Danielson school where he doesn't want to work for the big companies?

Punk or Kofi would make the most sense winning the tournament to feud with Regal, however both are Tag Champs (even though the tag titles are basically useless). Is Dibiase back from filming the movie yet? What brand is Ken Kennedy on? He's ready to go again and didn't he and Regal have issues before? You could probably chose eight out of the following - Charlie Haas CM Punk Cody Rhodes D'Lo Brown Dolph Ziggler Jamie Noble Kofi Kingston Mike Knox Santino Marella Ted Jr Manu Now a face will have to win if they want to get any interest whatsoever. So that means Punk, Haas, Kofi, D'Lo or Noble. I guess Rey Mysterio could slum here assuming he's done with Kane.

SD! needs the women's division help. Kim would have been a great centerpiece for the brand. Maybe Mickie James could be sent there - she's basically played out on Raw these days. And get Katie Lea on television and a push.

Not a complete heel turn, but one where he starts snapping at fans who heckle him, maybe making demands on management for special treatment given all he does for the wwe and maybe starts cheating to win big matches to stay in the ME scene (but will feel guilty about it). It's wouldn't be a conscious heel turn, but more one out of doubt/depression and the demands of the business while being scared to hurting himself. It could have culminated at WM25 where Cena says he can't keep living like he is and if he can't win the title cleanly at WM he'll retire and move on. HBK could even be involved in the storyline, building off of his Flair match from last year.

I always thought Maven shaved his head because he was bald. And he still doesn't know what to do with his eye brows - they we're a pet peeve of mine before and they still are - they always look feminine. I bet Goldust is getting himself into some sort of shape. He should be spending hours on the treadmill. The Original creepy movie quoting Goldust character is one of my all-time favorites. It sounds like he's bring brought back as a mid-card comedy act which is unfortunate. How will he work with Cody Rhodes on the same roster?

We've seen titles hotshotted for television ratings, but is Cena's win the first title shot hotshotted because of tanking stock price? There was a paint by numbers return story arc that could have played out all the way to Wrestlemania where Cena was unsure of himself, unwilling to go all out out of fear of hurting himself again.

Wwe is using title changes to boost television ratings these days it seems. I was fine with the Cena win, though I was obviously pulling for Jericho to win just to set-up a rematch. If Cena's PPV return wasn't in Boston I think Jericho would have had a chance at holding on to the title. I don't understand the Hardy decisions at all, but am hoping they're setting up for his big win at WM. He does have two strikes, so the wwe is right to be wary. But if having two strikes means you'll never be champion, then why bother keeping him around. If Christian is coming back to the wwe, I think having a WM mainevent feud centered around The Hardyz and Edge and Christian could be compelling shit. Of course where does that leave HHH? Have him go after Undertakers Streak. The backstage politicking for that match would be worthy of a documentary.

Hell I'll accept the FU as a finisher if it meant he'd NEVER use the STFU EVAR!! AGAIN!! Though is it really hard to grab a couple indie and Japanese tapes and steal a better finisher?

Proof you have to earn it! Edge and Cena both deserve their positions with the company. I hope you are kidding, they both deserve to come back after long break and be champions just cold out of no where, not earning title shots or anything? Cena isn't coming back from a vacation - he had freakin' neck surgery. He was looking at something in the rafters a lot tonight, making sure to show off his scar. I would have had Cena lose tonight, to keep the chase, but I understand him winning it in his hometown and all.

I wouldn't have a beef with Jericho's loss IF Batista didn't win it a month ago - Batista's win was stupid as hell and proves to me that they changed their mind over night and put it back on Jericho to save Batista vs Cena II for WM or something.

Cena can't sell the drama worth shit in the ring!

I have to agree.

Lawler and Cole are always bad, and Tazz/JR were struggling to try and sell interest in Kozlov vs HHH when the fans were audibly shitting all over it. Stryker and Grisham were fine, though they've had what two matches?