Thanks for the Fish

Cena stopped taking his vitamins...

Knox should call gimmick infringement on Edge.

So why was it booked that way? Why did Edge need to get the title tonight? Did HHH not want to job it to Edge clean, and they couldn't put it on Hardy due to his strikes?

Why would Vickie be excited about Edge?

HHH is stale as hell, and Koslov has been forced down the fans throat. He should be a US title threat right now.

This match placement means Cena is winning the title...

Striker: "Kofi looks like Mark Henry that went through the dryer" BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH BLACK!!

Big Show should have broke the casket earlier instead of trying to win with it earlier. Druids keep bringing a new one out and Big Show keeps breaking them. Backstage segment with Colons and Bellas was pretty lame, however Booogeyman's "gobble gobble" instantly saved it.

Half the damn eliminations in the divas match was missed by the commentators. I thought Maryse lost her push because of heat with McCool. Michelle is so damn bland - SD! Divas division needs a better diva to build around. Gail Kim could be that centerpiece. Santino gnawing on Beth's bicep was funny for some silly reason.

Katie Lea is criminally under-used. She's probably in the top three of woman wrestlers on the whole roster... Mickie is so damn sloppy. She wrestled like a spazz half the damn time.

First match was actually pretty good. HBK vs Morrison could be a money feud sooner than later. I liked the Khali/HBK/Mysterio post win posing, with Mysterio having to climb on the second rope and HBK on the bottom to be able to the the raised arm spot. It's the little things...

All the brutha's out early...

Will Umaga team up with Big Show, aligned with Vickie? Or will he be attacking on his own accord? If it's the latter where does Vickie and especially Big Show go? I can't think of a feud I want to see involving Big Show. I still like the idea I was kicking around of Big Show becoming Tag Team Champion all by himself. I don't think it would diminish tag teams at all, but actually put focus on the division if handled properly. Big Show is the largest wrestler, former heavyweight champion who could beat Primo and Carlito in a shoot assuming they had to fight under tag rules. I'd put the titles on Big Show and have him keep them until WM.

Are the Edge at Logan pics not loading for anyone else?

No. No no no. Do Canadians really spell it this way? No.

I'm waiting for the slapping the ears causing ringing bit to cause him to de-hulk.

"The Wrestler" trailer - http://link.brightcove.com/services/player...ctid=2831124001

She's actually keeping busy away from wrestling, but I bet it's a case of her investments taking a shitkicking and her retirement nest egg isn't looking so hot right now. I think the wwe would welcome her back with open arms. Trish and Gail would be a real shot in the arm to the division, however if Jim Ross is telling the truth and the Divas are catty as hell, there will surely be drama if some lose their spot to the returning Trish and Gail. Was Trish one of the girls to get her implants removed upon retiring? I wish wwe would do more with Katie Lea.

Val Venis is Pat Patterson's lover?

DJ Gabriel's entrance was brilliant. It will not have long time staying power, but it will be a hook to get him over initially. Gabriel has been in wwe developmental for years, and actually was released at one point as part of a mutual agreement that he go back to the UK and learn the European style. He has appeared on wwe programming in the past as well, I believe he was an "Angle Invitational" spot in the UK, and actually got in some offense. Alicia Fox (Victoria Crawford) was hired same time as Kelly Kelly, out of the same swimsuit magazine IIRC. She has been training in-ring during her developmental stint, so in the very least expect her to take bumps on occasion. Word of warning for the squeamish - she has an outie (sorry it's just a huge hang-up for me). Is Gabriel a face or heel? I assume cocky heel right? How many faces does ECW have? Hardy, Finlay and Dreamer? I assume gabriel will be squashing jobbers until Swagger vs Dreamer is finished and then we'll get Dreamer vs DJ Gabriel. ECW has a talent roster of 20, however only 13 wrestlers. Henry, Miz, Morrison, Chavo, Swagger, Neely are the heels and Hardy, Dreamer, Bourne(injured and on Raw?), Finlay, Ortiz, Gavin Spears and Boogeyman the faces. I guess Finlay vs DJ Gabriel could work, with Hornswoggle vs Alicia interaction at ringside.

I noticed he was back to the granny swimsuit look this week.

I think Umaga will be in the coffin when UT goes to open it and he'll attack UT causing a non-finish.

Gabriel did a spot in FCW where he was judging a diva contest and then all would break out into the Thriller routine.

Fixed.

I thought AAE was a passable wrestler to boot. Armando Alejandro Estrada aka Big Lalo (Haha)was getting over by saying his name alone, which is why they dropped the "Alejandro" shortly after his debut as he was supposed to be a heel.