Thanks for the Fish

Taylor is a chick name, in my mind at least. I always think it's his daughter being talked about...

Son of a BITCH! Given his flippy shit I think he's better off taking the full four months off and making sure it's healed properly. I'd target the RR for his return date at the earliest.

The fact that it's a one-way feud makes me believe that HHH and HBK don't want to be slumming against Miz/Morrison, and it will be a one-time squash.

Is it a Halloween Show?

Manu just doesn't fit in the stable AT ALL.

So it's Jericho's fault that the writers suck? Batista is garbage. HHH is garbage. The whole damn WWE is garbage lately. It's a damn chore to watch it, though I still do out of some twisted sense of loyalty to some of the wrestlers. I turned off the PPV half way though, it was just bad. It's pretty damn telling that the only compelling storyline in recent memory was booked by Jericho and HBK. Maybe the ratings suck because they've decided to go PG all of a sudden and start writing for the kids. That's going to alienate a lot of their old fanbase, and if they're not luring in a new fan base then the ratings will drop.

Terrible cover Vickie. What a Maroon.

I pity the poor suckers who've paid for this show in any way...

WTF Victoria?!?!

I felt embarrassed for Eve as the Ninja Turtle...

You knew Miz/Morrison were going to win, since they're setting up for the DX match...

Wow. Not a good sign for Punk or the Legacy Stable is it...

Randy Orton winning and calling ti straight down the middle would be the best out come. They seem to be booking Orton as an unknown in terms of face/heel, so calling it down the middle (for a Jericho win) would be the best play. I'd LOVE to see Austin lose the vote, but alas it probably won't happen. I couldn't care less about HHH/Hardy/Koslov. I'd hope Goldust would win the vote because I've always liked the character and he has the only chance of sticking around. I think it will be HTM though, I mean they have the Honk-a-meter for a reason. I expect all three to be involved in the match regardless of who the fans select. Big Show needs to win (again) to set up a payoff match at Survivor Series (Probably a casket match). This feud is boring as hell as well - the draft really killed SD! Best 2 out of 3 is the best option for the Kane/Mysterio match by far. It would allow both to get a pinfall on the other. The writers blew this storyline by not making Kane put his mask on as a stipulation when Kane wanted Rey's mask off. I think Hardy vs Finlay would be the best match, however think Bourne is going to win the vote. I don't think Bourne and Hardy could have that good of a match really. If it's not Benjamin vs R-Truth I'll eat a bug. I think Truth should chase the belt a bit longer, but I think he's definitely going to win the title tonight. Might as well strike when the iron is hot. I'd like to see both Punk/Kofi vs Dibiase/Rhodes AND Miz/Morrison vs Cryme Tyme but figure we'll see the Punk/Kofi vs tag Champs match and probably see a title change as well. I could see a Survivor Series Match come about Punk/Kofi/Cryme Tyme/Mystery Partner vs Miz/Morrison/Dibiase/Rhodes/Manu

WWE is ridiculous. Classify them as whatever they want away from the ring, hell call them actors. But when they're in the ring or on camera for the wwe they're playing the role, the character of professional wrestlers. I don't understand why Vince can't see this. I think the lines are blurred because of wrestlers making appearances using their wwe name. That would be something I'd rather see changed, than this current change. "Phil Brooks, who plays professional wrestler CM Punk on WWE Raw is joining us today..." Vince should just tell State Athletic Commissions to bugger off. It's not an athletic event, I mean does the athletic commissions stick their nose into circuses, ballets, broadway shows? Do they want to regulate actors when they play the roles of athletes in movies?

It makes me want to shoot my self in the face.

I think the blurring is absolutely ridiculous, but it's VKM's fault. I can't stand watching old matches with the blur. Vince should have made a huge donation to World Wildlife Fund that would have allowed them to not have to blur all the damn footage.

Vince HATES the term "Fans" so Fan Nation was changed to WWE Universe. "Fans" and "Wrestler" = Bad "WWE Universe" and "Sports Entertainer" = Good I'll never understand why Vince hates "wrestler" or "fan" as much as he does. I mean I understand he sees himself in the entertainment business, however "on screen" the talent are playing characters and those are characters of "wrestlers". And said "wrestlers" have their fans, like baseball players have their fans, like football players have their fans like MMA fighters have their fans.

They dropped the dumb gimmick because they have no interest in her anymore now that she posed nekkid. I've always thought they should do a gimmick during a match where the heel gives him the ol' double ear smack, which would cause "ringing in his ears"...

Want to know what they're doing with Festus and Maria - read "Of mice and men". Jesse and Festus are obviously based off of it's lead characters George and Lennie. Maria is going to play the "Curley's wife" character. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_mice_and_men

Good to see Jack Swaggah! has new ring gear, the white upper part of his old trunks always made it seem like he was wearing them really low on the waist. How many times have we seen the "Dreamer is disrespected" feud though? My kingdom for Finlay and Hornswoggle to be separated. Have Horny on SD! with Kizarny, or debut Seamus O'Shaunessey and pair him with Hornswoggle. Finlay is being wasted in his current role. Though I guess Hornswoggle keeps Finlay a midcard act, which allows him to feud with the up and comers that benefit most from wrestling Finlay (in the player-coach role). Why does Finlay have to cheat every time to win? What was wrong with the "Celtic Cross" finisher? Is this again an attempt to keep him in the midcard? Tiffany (or whatever) is hot as hell.

I went with Undertaker vs Lesnar, but just off foggy memory. I remember thinking it was badass at the time, but can't recall anything about it now, other than it was bloody as hell. Where is the Kennel in the Cell option?

Cade needs to head over to Japan.

How about a write in vote for Jack Swagger!!

Yeah, he was Nikolas Sinn in OVW, The Original Sinn in TNA and Sinn Bowdee in FCW.

Kizarny is "carny" for carny