JHawk

Yep. Live from San Antonio. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels. You did put that into your Diatribe on the 15th...

Saturday Night's Main Event (Nov. 1986): Randy Savage: "I might have to make a pair of boots and belts out of that creature." Gene Okerlund: "Damien? You're going to skin Damien?" Savage: "No, I'm talkin' about, I'm gonna get me a Jake skin belt, yeah."

There is a SmackDown brand show on Tuesday, and I assume that's the taping for Thursday.

Um, I'm confused... Isn't it kind of like American policy that you're innocent until proven guilty? And yet you people chastise Dean, you know, saying we shouldn't be hypocritical about that? Not that Bin Laden isn't guilty as hell, of course, but damn.

You guys do realize that you exert as much energy answering the questions as you do by bitching that people should look for other threads.

Actually, the last two are even more mind-boggling when you figure that NWATNA's main fanbase is probably smarks. At least when WWE rigs a poll there's an outside chance of blaming it on marks that don't know any better.

I think Bored's fixing the contest...

Unfortunately, Suncoast ends up being the only place that actually has what I'm looking for half the time, although truth be told, if the Circuit City I work at sold WWE DVDs I'd probably never walk into Suncoast again.

Somebody needs to tell the mother that she needs to be responsible for her own child. I mean, I know not every woman can be Supermom, but it's not the city's fault that your child wasn't watching where he was running

Jesse Ventura to Tony Schiavone at the 1990 Royal Rumble: "After all the weight you've lost lately, how dare you call anybody a pipsqueak?"

SmackDown from JHawk's Beak (Christmas 2003) I just know somebody's gonna bitch at me about something tonight.

Yeah, I agree with Choken One, and if you read the recap (link in the sig or at top) then you'll see I made the same point, albeit with fewer words. Yes, as a wrestling show it sucked, but it wasn't meant to be a regular wrestling show.

The main problem: Why advertise the 50 greatest episodes of ALL-TIME unless you have the rights to ALL the episodes? That would be like WWE doing the ten best WrestleMania matches of all-time but only counting them from the Attitude era on.

Favorite: The Fantastics appear to win the US Tag Team Titles from The Midnight Express at Clash of the Champions I, but Bobby Fulton had tossed the original referee over the top rope prior to the finish. Least favorite: Johnny B. Badd-Steve Austin from Clash XXVII. They never did say what the official decision was until Austin just happened to show up with the belt on TV that weekend. Does anybody else recall a similar Dusty finish over the IC Title in 1993? I seem to remember a TV taping where they did a similar angle to the Jarrett-Holly match with Curt Hennig and Shawn Michaels. The match never aired on TV and I don't think the fans in attendance know why the title change didn't count to this day.

Saturday Night's Main Event. Hogan: "The old Mr. Wonderful's back like he got a new paint job or something. Big deal! I'm the old battered-down, broken-down Hulkster that just keeps running better than ever man."

A DVD player (w/the Ultimate Ric Flair Collection) The Stone Cold Truth A leather jacket A Cleveland Browns leather wallet and leather keychain A headset AM/FM radio This was a good freaking Christmas.

WWF Superstars (Jan. 1987) Andre the Giant: "I'm here for one reason only. To challenge you for the World Championship at the WrestleMania." Hulk Hogan: "Andre, please, this can't be happening." Bobby Heenan: "You don't believe it? Maybe you'll believe this, Hogan!" [Andre rips the cross and T-shirt off of Hogan's chest.]

Saturday Night's Main Event (November 1986) Gene Okerlund: "Cowboy Bob Orton says there was never any friendship between you." Roddy Piper: "Never any friendship, huh? What about that time I got lovely Lucy to go out with you, huh? It took 14...14 months of Sundays and a hundred dollar bill in her pocket!"

SummerSlam 1990: Roddy Piper: "Mr. Perfect is from Minnesota, right?" Vince McMahon: "Right." Piper: "His girlfriend is also from Minnesota. She has nice hair. All over her body."

Saturday Night's Main Event (Nov. 1987): Randy Savage to Bret Hart: "You're entering the Danger Zone. East of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, south of Mars, and north of Hell, yeah."

Yes, actually. But hell, considering how many people I went to high school with that are already married (some of them twice), I feel old most of the time as it is.

People too talented to deserve being cut. The names are immaterial.

Raw (3/30/1998): X-Pac: "And Hogan, you'd better not stop short with Bischoff, or he'll be so far up your ass he can tell you what you had for breakfast that morning."

Too many considering the WWF/E rarely drew well in LA even when they were red hot. The Sports Arena is the only arena that failed to sell out two different WrestleManias.

Then maybe have Jimmy stutter over the original lyrics until it's time for the final line?