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Clash of the Champions VII. Some guy runs into the ring to hug the Midnight Express before their match with the Samoan Swat Team. The MX look at this guy like "what the fuck" until security comes to take him out. And there's Jim Cornette, in typical Corny fashion, telling the guy "We're fixin' to save your life. We're gonna let you sleep it off." Not really a run-in, but there was always that old lady who sat front row at every Knoxville, Tennessee show and would try to bitchslap the heels.

I predict they don't get anywhere near the 1 million buys they're predicting. And Mosley wins by decision.

It's got to be a regional thing, but having had the real thing, you probably wouldn't catch me dead with a McDonald's version.

I look at: The psychology of the match Execution of moves Entertainment value Finish The finish is usually a minor factor, as I don't necessarily take off for a DQ if it makes sense within the context of a feud, but a nonsensical finish can take away from a good match.

Ask me this question about 2 hours after tickets go on sale to the public and I'll let you know

And so many American's come to Canda to buy drugs becuase they can't afford the prices In America. Touche.

Probably. Then again I don't see anyone saying that Charlie Haas or Shelton Benjamin suck. No, but I've seen some of Rico's OVW stuff, and he was just awesome down there. And most people who have never seen his OVW stuff says he sucks, so...

I'm hoping that was just because they wanted it out quickly because the show kicked ass. Word is the Trish Stratus DVD will have the Bob Backlund-Jimmy Snuka cage match as an easter egg.

The sad thing is they'll look in OVW, then get called up, work WWE style, and then everyone will say they suck.

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Yeah, but alot of people go to house shows and avoid TV for the sole reason that the McMahons don't hog house shows. If you don't have a local indy to attend, you're totally fucked now.

Styles vs. Lynn likely makes this a buy from me provided my local Time Warner office gets their shit together.

As you might have noticed in the One and Only Thread, I was rather highly pissed off by about 8:30 because I ordered the show tonight and stared at a black screen for about the first five minutes. Seeing as I can stare at a black screen with the TV off for free, I call the cable company and get the nice little prerecorded message saying that "We are upgrading our digital services, so you may experience problems with IControl and PPV until Thursday morning." This is really stupid, as they never sent anything in the mail stating that they were upgrading the system, nor did any message pop up when I ordered telling me there'd be a problem, so I'm expecting to see a PPV, dammit. So they put me on hold for about 5 minutes or so, and I explain the situation. They apologize, credit the account (for a penny. I'm fucking rich now), and assure me that when I order the replay, it should be fine. So I order the 10pm replay. This is at about 8:20 at this point. Check on the Indians game, accidentally bump the remote, and poof, about 8:30 TNA is on (maybe two minutes after my post in the OaO thread. Well, I've already ordered the 10pm replay, so no point watching it now when I'm seeing it in 90 minutes. Flip back at 9:55, and I'm seeing the Raven-Douglas promos. OK, cool. 9:59 hits, I get the "Thank You For Your Order" screen with the countdown to the start of the show. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 10:00....and I'm staring at the same goddamn black screen that I've already thrown a hissy fit about. OK, partially my fault since the recording said there might be a problem until Thursday morning, but since I just saw the last three minutes of the first showing, I figure it's been taken care of at that point. So another call to the cable company (this time the prerecorded message is telling me there will be problems until Friday evening...WTF?), and this time I'm on hold for over 15 minutes waiting to talk to somebody. Again I explain the situation, again I get my penny credited to my account, and this time I'm assured that they're only working on the system at night, so as long as I order the all day ticket before 9pm tomorrow then there should be no problem whatsoever. Needless to say that if I tune in around 11am and stare at another black screen, heads are going to roll at my cable company. And my dad just told me the replay's on now...only 48 minutes late. How fucking hard is it to have something air when it's supposed to?

That would be a spoiler. Shh!

I thought this thread had no spoilers And how many times have they made like four matches during the opening segment? Do we really want a non-spoiler thread that has: Billy Gunn vs Doug Basham Rikishi vs. A-Train Everything else is spoilers Who the fuck would watch that show except buffybeast?

Get into an insult contest with Al Snow and Mick Foley.

Does anybody else see the head of the RIAA and Vince McMahon going to the same barber or something? RIAA: "I don't get it, Vince. I tell the fans 'This is the image you have to like because we're going to force-feed it to you', and they refuse to listen to it. They'd rather watch American Idol and vote for some fat black guy who can actually sing!" Vince: "Dammit, the fans don't know what they want! Give them another boy band with guys women find adorable and men think are gay!" RIAA: "Good idea, Vince! Ever since Timberlake went solo, we've only had 20 of those!"

I would, if only to play the games I already have.

The funniest thing I ever heard at a game was about 10 years ago at a Mariners-Indians game. Jay Buhner's backing up to catch a fly ball, and my dad yells "I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT". Sure enough, Buhner looks over to see who's calling him off and the ball lands two feet in front of him.

I would offer to go panty shopping with Stacy Keibler. What? She'll need opinions on what looks sexy as all hell on her.

Maybe it was only in my area, Choken, but I shit you not, I tried twice tonight and missed at least the first 25 minutes both times. It didn't make any sense to me either, and I'm the one it happened to.

"Special Fred" and "If I Were Gay", both also by Stephen Lynch I told you I'd put these up as I thought of them.

"I Bet They Won't Play This Song On The Radio" - Monty Python

Hot chicks who like wrestling never admit to it in Ohio unless you meet them at BW3 on PPV nights

That cartoon made my fucking day! Thank you!