JHawk

Just a few off the top of my head (I'm sure I'll think of more later): "The Streak" - Ray Stevens "Those Little Things" - Rodney Carrington "Dear Penis" - Rodney Carrington "Masochism Tango" - Tom Lehrer

Well, I've got a 10pm replay because my cable company fucked up the 8pm showing for it. I stared at a blank screen for 10 minutes, then call the cable company and get this "We're upgrading our digital services, so you may experience technical difficulties with PPV and IControl until early Thursday. One cent or ten bucks, color me highly pissed off right now.

out freaking standing

I usually avoid the SmackDown spoilers thread so my recaps are with full reactions, but then I remembered Choken One flat out saying he never starts them when he actually knows them. You just need to pay attention and not read the Forums when you're drunk and/or high.

If I'm the makers of Slip and Slide, I would make a deal with Paramount to use that scene in commercials as a way of showing what not to do when using the product. Then again, I also have common sense.

Arn held onto Elizabeth so Flair could grab the shoe and level Hogan in the eye with it. Woman's turn was a week later during the Savage-Benoit match, with SuperBrawl a week after that.

That's right, actually. I was there that night, and that was the first time the women's shoes were used to beat Hogan.

I just went to order it, and my cable company's still claiming it's $9.95....

I'm getting a new pair of glasses because mine are so scratched up I can barely see with the damned things on.

Just Inuyasha for me so far (I saw about eight subtitled episodes at a friend's house about a month ago, and now I'm hooked on this show).

Yes, because Buddy Holly got more ass than a toilet seat.

I apparently missed that meeting, and I've had these damn glasses since third grade or so.

Kanyon and Goldust always seem to find a way to start getting over before getting their legs cut out from underneath them. We're agreed on Rikishi and The Cat. Unless we're counting the DQ losses to Spanky and Zach Gowen as legitimate jobs, I still fail to see how Brock's jobbing is possibly killing his heat for another World Title reign.

7 I have to cuddle up with women thanks to telekenesis, ripper, so where do I fit in with that? And while I admit TSA looks nothing like I pictured (I always pictured her with light brown hair for some reason), I'd say the ugly comments are certainly untrue. Only Tony's opinion matters on that anyway, though.

Dunk them in apple cider! Mmm mmm good!

Quite nice, man. Quite nice.

Didn't the Red Sox also choke in 1978? Bucky Dent. Sad that I know that being the ultimate anti-Yankee fan, but there ya go.

That was one of the most boring matches of my life and besides it was 16 minutes. I was hoping you would like my picks; I require acceptance from others. </sarcasm> If it's 16 then CHV trimmed it down. If it's 16 minutes then they edited it down on PPV, as I've got the PPV version on tape and have it at just over 12 minutes.

Ultimo still has a job?

Where do you live, Plush? because in Ohio I goout of jury duty about three years ago for being a full-time student. I just needed to send a copy of my class schedule as proof.

Yeah, what the HELL? As much as I love that match, do we really want matches that Flair LOST on this DVD? If they're going to skimp on the classics, it's best to include Flair's wins and keep the losses to a minimum. That also negates putting the 2 out of 3 fall match with Steamboat on it though...

But he is also incredibly incredibly gay. Nothing wrong with that, but that's probably not the vibe you want to give off if you want women to be interested in you.

Spaceballs! I'll wait for a confirmed list before I pass judgment.

I look at it this way. If I was told to work six hours of overtime and told I'd get paid for it if they felt like it, I'd tell them I'd only work for what I got paid for. Why work the extra six hours and not get paid for it? I work because I need to pay the bills, not because I'm a nice guy who wants to help out. The theory behind passing this is the economy will improve because the corporations, now having to spend less money on wages, could hire more workers. The problem is that most people who are working would have less money to spend, and many corporations wouldn't hire additional workers when they could use the ones they've already got and not pay them.

SmackDown from JHawk's Beak (9/4/2003) So how do these recaps look when you've just gotten off work and have to do the reviews via videotape?