About a year and a half ago, a few of us were on our way to Baltimore for a college commuter conference and we're on the PA turnpike. Mike's driving about 85 along the PA turnpike, and we tell him, "Mike, slow down, we don't have to be there until about 9am." It was maybe 7:30pm now. He slows down for about half a mile, then starts speeding again...and 30 seconds later gets pulled over for doing 87 in a 55.
Dumbass.