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From rajah.com Shouldn't this be in the "reasons ESPN sucks" thread?

Thank God for typos. From wrestlingobserver.com:

The Destroyer, Don Leo Jonathan, Jack Brisco, Nick Bockwinkel, and Harley Race

Just got this. Having a bitch of a time figuring out how to do some of the basic shit (like editing hair color and actually going for pins) but having a blast so far.

Gotta add some more hype for my interview with Jimmy Valiant tonight. 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific/11pm GMT

Corn on the Cob Cheddar Biscuits French Fries White Rice

Had the black eye makeup but other than that I didn't really think so.

So many chair shots, our heads smell like ass

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3. Your local area is home to the most amount of ugly, fat chicks. Buy it on FamilyVideo.com. It's ~$16.98 + $.99 shipping and no tax (at least no tax for me)...better than Best Buy or Circuit City Had not considered option #3. Except the ugly fat chick at Walmart didn't know what I was talking about when I asked if they had any left.

Buckcherry "Crazy Bitch"

In honor of Trevor Murdoch's rendition of Friends in Low Places, I bring to you my five favorite songs sung by pro wrestlers/pro wrestling personalities: 5. the Soviet national anthem 4. "Piledriver" 3. "With My Baby Tonight" 2. "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" (honestly on the list because the video kicked ass) 1. "Badstreet USA"

Pretty plain English there.

Hardys DVD was actually sold out here which means one of two things. Either: 1. The Hardys are the two most over wrestlers in WWE. or 2. WWE made fewer copies available in an attempt to lower sales and thus make it appear others are more over when the numbers come in.

All we need now is for a diva hype video to get RICK ROLL'D!

What a bunch of bullshit. How about, you know, allowing the title to go more than a damn year without being vacated. So when does Teddy Long get his job back to stop this conflict of interest bullshit?

And it still went the normal 2:45, ending the show at 11:15. Never understood it either, but that was my favorite Battlebowl aside from the first one.

Smart Mark Radio returns to its normal time of 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific this Sunday, April 6. With WrestleMania in the books, we are going to look back at the career of a national treasure...the man, the legend..."The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Join Jared "JHawk" Hawkins and his special guest "Your Rolemodel" Ric Lieb as we take a look back at the career of the man who walked the aisle one last time at WrestleMania XXIV. Tune in live at www.blogtalkradio.com/smartmarkradio, and don't forget that you can join in the conversation by calling (646) 478-5863. Archives for all shows are available at www.blogtalkradio.com/smartmarkradio.

Last night was my favorite Von Erich-Lawler unification match ever, simply for storytelling purposes. They both punch the referee for getting in the way, causing a double DQ. They both agree to a restart, and Lawler allows himself to be piledriven because in Tennessee, a piledriver is an automatic DQ, and DQs in World Class cause title changes. Of course, the confusion allowed Von Erich to keep the title for a few weeks, and the match itself isn't good, but I love that angle.

7 games out in a three team race with 21 head-to-head remaining with the top two. 71-58 and I might not even end up with the wild card when I'd be winning either of the other two divisions. I love this game.

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"Loser Buys The Beer" Match "Weighted Rubber Chicken on a Pole" Match The "Bourbon Street Brawl" that ends up on a public bus in New Orleans E-feds rule.

I'm going to be taping an interview with WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy Valiant on Tuesday for a future episode of Smart Mark Radio. This thread is where you are to post any questions you might have for him.

Would it fucking kill these teams to at least play out their leases with the city? Art Modell moved his team to Baltimore with three years left on a lease with Cleveland. Advantage Cleveland in the long run, but the NFL basically encouraged somebody to breach a fucking contract. Now it's David Stern not only encouraging the Sonics ownership to breach their contract with Seattle, but actually telling Seattle they'll never get another team if they try to enforce it. Honestly, I don't give a damn if they move or not provided they at least play out their lease.