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  1. Stupid question time. Didn't Vince and Stephanie hear the crowd boo the hell out of the segment at Armageddon and then go silent for the better part of an hour afterwards?
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    Most forgettable stint in a promotion

    I had just started watching regularly as a young mark around that time (I think my first show was WM6), but I've always wondered why Coach replaced Heenan as Perfect's manager. Was there an angle I missed? I always think of Perfect as a member of the Heenan family and the only reason I even remember Coach is because the Perfect/Bret match is one of my all time favorites. Just wondering if anyone could clear that up for me. Heenan did a promo where he said he was going to stop managing and focus on being a broadcast journalist, selling Perfect's contract to Tolos in the process.
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    PROMO: Cargo Hold

    So this Ghost Machine and the Ghost Machine in the other...um...promo...are two different Ghost Machines? Will we be seeing Ghost Machine v1.0 vs. Ghost Machine v2.0 at a future SWF PPV?
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    South Park complaints work...

    Question. Why are such devout Catholics watching South Park in the first place?
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    Death List 2006 closed???

    It's probably to prohibit late voting (or late editing), but you have to admit it's kind of a morbid contest.
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    ... And a Happy New Year

    The first time I went to bar with the group I currently work with, the only thing I paid for was a shot of Jager. To this day I don't know if they just wanted to see me drunk or if they secretly wanted to hammer me.
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    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    I'm getting the ECW storyline with JBL right now. I know there's one SD storyline with Cena as champion heading to WrestleMania, but I've yet to get it.
  8. I have Savage-Austin on tape somewhere and remember being highly disappointed that Austin essentially got squashed in what should have been a classic.
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    Hello?

    I remember you.
  10. World Heavyweight Title: The Undertaker vs. Batista© WWE Title: Edge (cashing in his Money in the Bank) vs. John Cena© WWE United States Title Triple Threat Match: Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Benoit© WWE Intercontinental Title: Chris Masters vs. Ric Flair© WWE Tag Team Title: Super Crazy/Psicosis vs. MNM© World Tag Team Title: Lance Cade/Trevor Murdoch vs. Kane/The Big Show© WWE Women's Title: Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James© -- rematch from James winning the title at New Year's Revolution WWE Cruiserweight Title Gauntlet Match: Jamie Noble vs. Spanky vs. Paul London vs. Juvi vs. Nunzio vs. Kid Kash© Interpromotional: Triple H vs. JBL Interpromotional: Shawn Michaels vs. Matt Hardy Money in the Bank II: Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kurt Angle vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Gregory Helms vs. Rob Van Dam (if RVD's healthy) Triple Threat Match: William Regal/Paul Burchill vs. The Dicks vs. Animal/Heidenreich
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    Wearing belts

    Yes it can. Well, it could six years ago when Show was less ample around the middle.
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    Wearing belts

    The only person with the right to wear the title belt over his shoulder is The Big Show, and that's only because it won't fit around his waist.
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    Most forgettable stint in a promotion

    I swore I was the only person who remembered this man. He came in right after I started watching and I remember thinking that he was gonna be somebody important...then he vanished after about a month. I remember The Brooklyn Brawler actually getting a win over Busick on an episode of Prime Time Wrestling. That's saying something about how well you're really going to get pushed.
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    PROMO: Lazy Day at the Office

    A couple of guys got some pretty good comedy matches out of it. And he got what, three title shots? Not bad for someone/thing that may or may not be human.
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    Total Days Holding an SWF Title as of 12/21/05

    Because nobody has a premium account with IGN to actually find the old IGNWF forums and try to calculate it.
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    Best twist/swerve in a video game?

    Final Fantasy VII: Aeris dies. Seriously, I never saw that coming.
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    TSM's Holiday Whoring Thread 2005

    Sorry, Charlie.
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    PROMO: A Maddix Christmas Carol

    I can't wait for Home Alone 6: Foster Home Alone.
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    This Week in College Football 12/20 - 12/24

    A Texas team that also plays in a tougher conference and had a tougher non-conference schedule? Seriously, when was the last time USC played a team anywhere near the caliber of Ohio State in non-conference play?
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    TSM's Holiday Whoring Thread 2005

    "No no no, you're not a worm feast. You're a hallucination brought upon by alcohol. Bad vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!"
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    Promo: Tying up loose ends

    I know Bill Fillmaff. He's a friend of mine. And I told him just prior to this year's World Series of Poker that Ace-10 suited isn't an advantage over pocket kings. But he didn't listen to me. He went all-in on Ace-10 suited, Phil Ivey had pocket kings, and King-King-A came up on the flop. Poor Bill.
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    Total Days Holding an SWF Title as of 12/21/05

    It is when I'm around.
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    PROMO: A Maddix Christmas Carol

    In fairness, I never said he was a bad actor. I did miss that he was an indy wrestler, but I never called Wes a bad actor. I don't think. Line of the fucking year!
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    Total Days Holding an SWF Title as of 12/21/05

    Jesus, I'm like three weeks away from the top ten and I haven't been here a full calendar year yet. Another record I've got to break before I retire, I guess.
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