JHawk

When criminals in this world appear, And break the laws that they should fear, And frighten all who see or hear, The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder! Fighting all who rob or plunder! Underdog! Underdog!

While true, there are two undefeated teams in the former Division I-A. Neither of those teams have a shot at the National Championship despite doing what OU and Florida couldn't do: win all their games. I know OU and UF have tougher conferences and all, but if Utah and Boise State both win, then it's "Congratulations, we might consider you among the best ten teams in the NCAA for finishing undefeated.

Round 4 GROUP A "Respect" by Aretha Franklin vs "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals vs "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye GROUP B "Hey Jude" by The Beatles vs "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles vs "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison GROUP C "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley vs "My Generation" by The Who "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence vs "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground vs "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones vs "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong

Since ctrl-F fucking failed me, let's try this again: Boris Badanov

Snidely Whiplash

What an ugly game this Browns-Colts game is. The only scoring is on field goals, and each side's missed one of those. Ugly game.

Stewie Griffin

I'm also disappointed the doctor bomb went unnamed. Oh well.

Striker mentions people on this show that I doubt Vince McMahon has even heard of, and you're shocked at a Colin Delaney reference?

I will be honest and not pick the Thursday game even though Bored hasn't come online to say not to. I thought I'd be off work before the Miami-Ga. Tech game started tonight and didn't make it. SATURDAY Indiana at Purdue Clemson at Virginia Arkansas at Mississippi State Michigan State at Penn State Boston College at Wake Forest Stanford at California Illinois at Northwestern BYU at Utah Oregon State at Arizona Iowa at Minnesota Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Florida State at Maryland Texas Tech at Oklahoma Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas Tech/Oklahoma game? 78 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Oregon State's Jacquizz Rodgers have against Arizona? 125

The fact that the ninth best team in a conference has a shot at the postseason saddens me.

Crap, let it expire. I will in a few minutes.

And then you have Steiner, who couldn't be bothered to shower and change in the next 45 minutes. and because of that simply put a jacket over top of his wrestling gear while Angle chastised Christian for not wearing a suit. Seriously, did nobody think to tell Scott "Change into your suit so the angle might make sense"?

Me. Jared Hawkins, lv. 16 QB

Survivor Series 96 and Judgment Day 2000 say hello. Just sayin. Hello what? Guy's right. X7 was the pinnacle of each man's career. His opinion is that they had better matches. I'd agree with Austin having better matches, but I don't think Rock's Ironman Match tops WrestleMania X-Seven.

Forgot all about this. FRIDAY Cincinnati at Louisville SATURDAY Notre Dame vs. Navy (in Baltimore) Northwestern at Michigan South Carolina at Florida Minnesota at Wisconsin North Carolina at Maryland California at Oregon State BYU at Air Force Texas A&M at Baylor Arizona at Oregon Boston College at Florida State Vanderbilt at Kentucky Tulsa at Houston Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the South Carolina/Florida game? 43 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Tulsa's David Johnson have against Houston? 150

Actually, they are apparently showing the game in Cleveland on the station my Time Warner affiliate dropped last year. But yeah, live look-ins with oddly placed commercial breaks.

Bad thing about Thursday Night Football: Having to watch the "game" on nfl.com and getting more talking than game footage. They didn't even allow the playing teams' local markets to televise the game as they have in previous seasons.

"And they shall call you President Obama." "Get the fuck out."

Obama had a stand on the issues? Seriously, I know someone who said they were voting for Obama, and I asked "So you approve of that refundable tax credit he wants for health care" and got an immediate "Absolutely, great idea." I didn't have the heart to tell them that was part of McCain's proposed health care plan.

Tito Santana vs. Haku from 1987, with Gene Okerlund explaining the term "dark match"

It won't matter if the match is good. They should, however, save it for PPV.

Well, QB Jared Hawkins is always willing to come back if need be. Gotta have a team to do anything.

THURSDAY Maryland at Virginia Tech TCU at Utah SATURDAY Ohio State at Northwestern Georgia Tech at North Carolina Iowa State at Colorado Kansas at Nebraska Alabama at LSU Penn State at Iowa Virginia at Wake Forest N.C. State at Duke Cincinnati at West Virginia Oklahoma State at Texas Tech California at USC Notre Dame at Boston College Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma State/Texas Tech game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Iowa's Shonn Greene have against Penn State? 85