JHawk

And that is what Browns fan chanting "Brady Quinn" have to remember. If Braylon Edwards does his job and, you know, doesn't drop the ball, the Browns aren't in the situation. It's not Anderson's fault Braylon can't seem to catch one that actually hits his hands.

I'm still talking about it because Ohio could end up being a key state and the shit is still happening. Just because it's an old topic doesn't mean it's not a relevant topic. Fivethirtyeight has Obama's chances in Ohio at 85% likelihood of a win. Furthermore, I'm going to stick by the NYT article I posted some time ago that writes, with resolve, that virtually never in history have ballots been actually falsely cast. Something like that. I wish I could find the article, but there was a case last week in Lorain County (which got some play on the local talk radio station in Cleveland, 1100AM) where a man the courts have deemed unfit to vote due to Alzheimer's was recruited by ACORN and cast a ballot. When the family saw the "I voted today" sticker and asked who he voted for, he said "I have no idea." And that's just one they caught.

Sadly I know I've seen him before but can't remember if he was any good or not, which leads me to believe he sucks. And yet Colt Ca--er, Scotty Goldman does job duty.

I just dressed as a king (got a few "Jerry Lawler" comments). My favorite was the referee with the sunglasses and the white cane. Perfect for the NFL.

I'm still talking about it because Ohio could end up being a key state and the shit is still happening. Just because it's an old topic doesn't mean it's not a relevant topic.

Kizarny's gizimmick is he spizeaks cizarny. It's gizonna gizet oziver like a fizart in chizurch.

And people say any white person voting for McCain is a racist? Um...try being in Ohio, where we've got audio of ACORN representatives saying "We're trying to encourage people to vote for Obama" when they're supposed to be neutral, where someone was interviewed saying "I registered to vote six times today", and federal judges claiming a park bench can be a residence... Need I continue?

Rollins probably doesn't make the play at first with Upton running even if Rollins fields the ball cleanly, so using that play to say the Phillies were screwed is pushing it. Talking about him dropping the popup. The inning before. Gotcha. Still, how would replaying the top of the 6th be fair to Tampa Bay, especially since they tied the game.

The NBA still exists?

Did Vanilla Ice ever lose a lawsuit based off of Ice Ice Baby, which was a more blatant ripoff of a popular song than Cena's shitty music?

Rollins probably doesn't make the play at first with Upton running even if Rollins fields the ball cleanly, so using that play to say the Phillies were screwed is pushing it.

THURSDAY South Florida at Cincinnati SATURDAY Wisconsin at Michigan State Michigan at Purdue Central Michigan at Indiana Miami at Virginia West Virginia at Connecticut Auburn at Mississippi Colorado at Texas A&M Pittsburgh at Notre Dame Florida vs. Georgia (in Jacksonville) Iowa at Illinois Florida State at Georgia Tech Oregon at California Texas at Texas Tech Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Texas Tech game? 40 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Connecticut's Donald Brown have against West Virginia? 134

Being in NE Ohio, which is basically filled with "Joe the Plumber" types, I don't see how Obama can win Ohio overall without some of the ACORN registered "voters" voting for him. This area is traditionally Democrat, and while Obama appears to be leading this part of the state, it doesn't appear to be by a wide margin, and there's no way in hell Obama wins the Southern half of the state, which is largely Republican to begin with. I have no poll for that, that's from simple observation and from talking to people who plan to vote.

THURSDAY Auburn at West Virginia SATURDAY Texas Tech at Kansas Illinois at Wisconsin Wake Forest at Miami Boston College at North Carolina Cincinnati at Connecticut Georgia at LSU Michigan State at Michigan Virginia Tech at Florida State Oklahoma State at Texas Texas A&M at Iowa State Penn State at Ohio State Oregon at Arizona State USC at Arizona Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma State/Texas game? 75 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas Tech's Graham Harrell have against Kansas? 215

Removing Dolph Ziggler 3m Adding Charlie Haas 3.5m Full Team as follows Charlie Haas 3.5 R-Truth 4.5m Evan Bourne 4.5m Ted DiBiase 5m Gregory Helms 4m John Morrison 4.5m CM Punk 8m Jeff Hardy 8.5m Matt Hardy 6m

I'm sure Michaels at least appears to do a promo before they announce who the referee is.

Dennis Stamp did a WWF taping?

If anybody can put this on DVD for me I'd be happy to send money via paypal for it.

Random picks since I have no shot in hell BYU Georgia Tech Northwestern Wisconsin Wake Forest Georgia Ohio State Oklahoma Pittsburgh UCLA Kansas State Texas LSU Boston College Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Missouri/Texas game? 50 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Michigan State's Javon Ringer have against Ohio State? 78

THURSDAY Clemson at Wake Forest FRIDAY Louisville at Memphis SATURDAY Texas vs. Oklahoma (in Dallas) Iowa at Indiana Colorado at Kansas South Carolina at Kentucky Kansas State at Texas A&M Notre Dame at North Carolina Michigan State at Northwestern Arizona at Stanford Iowa State at Baylor LSU at Florida Penn State at Wisconsin Oklahoma State at Missouri Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game? 57 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Missouri's Chase Daniel have against Oklahoma State? 300

Sorry guys. My computer's in the shop so my internet access is limited. SATURDAY Indiana at Minnesota Boston College at N.C. State South Carolina at Mississippi Illinois at Michigan Florida State at Miami Arizona State at California Navy at Air Force Auburn at Vanderbilt Connecticut at North Carolina Ohio State at Wisconsin Oregon at USC Missouri at Nebraska Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Ohio State/Wisconsin game? 43 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will USC's Mark Sanchez have against Oregon? 234

An upset over #1? Maybe I should be using Oregon State instead of Kent State. I have no idea how I pulled that off this week when the ones that should have been obvious picks were losing all weekend long.

Dolph Ziggler 3m R-Truth 4.5m Evan Bourne 4.5m Ted DiBiase 5m Gregory Helms 4m John Morrison 4.5m CM Punk 8m Jeff Hardy 8.5m Matt Hardy 6m

THURSDAY USC at Oregon State FRIDAY Connecticut at Louisville SATURDAY Virginia at Duke North Carolina at Miami Northwestern at Iowa Purdue at Notre Dame Colorado vs. Florida State (in Jacksonville) Fresno State at UCLA TCU at Oklahoma South Florida at N.C. State Alabama at Georgia Illinois at Penn State Virginia Tech at Nebraska Stanford at Washington Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Alabama/Georgia game? 47 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Oklahoma's Sam Bradford have against TCU? 222

My girlfriend was a subscriber for the sole purpose of taping everything for me, but she's had to cut back on things due to some bullshit at her job that I won't go into. So yeah, the cancellation/delay/whatever is frustrating as hell.