Jason223_ThePit

And most of my posts are voting in polls, your point?

Maybe because it wasn't done HERE, and you assholes go out of your way to act morally superior?

All I said was that it was a valid question at the time. They were sketchy reports of Asian but nothing solid. My first thought was 'white emo kid'.

Yeah, because they never do something that cost plenty of innocent lives.... ....wait, they WOULD. Almost tripped me up there.

It's Melfi. Just because I'm a nitpicky bastard.

Bauer Can't believe I forgot to vote in this thing.

I think that qualifies more as dumb-fucking-ass than anything else.

Jack Bauer Angelus (Jenny Calendar was pure artistry of badass)

Yeah, but he died from it. If he was true Bauer quality, he would have shrugged it off.

Ah yes, 'ill'. Saw the performances and said, yeah, right.

I went to the bathroom, why wasn't Tony Bennett singing? I was looking forward to him, dammit! Thanks a lot for skewing the votes, Sanja-sshole.

NORTHERN DIVISON FINALISTS (1) Jack Bauer - 24 vs (2) Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell - Prison Break SOUTHERN DIVISION FINALISTS (1) Vic Mackie - The Shield vs (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz EASTERN DIVISION FINALISTS (1) Angelus - Buffy/Angel vs (5) Andy Sipowicz-NYPD Blue vs (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. WESTERN DIVISION FINALISTS (1) Tony SOPRANO-The Sopranos vs (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz vs (10) Macgyver - Macgyver

Well, in Angel's defense, Aaron don't believe in vampires. So he'll try emptying his clip into him, then Angel will have him. Although I'm with you on Sawyer vs. Worf.

(1) Jack Bauer - 24 (6) Faith - Buffy SOUTHERN DIVISION (1) Vic Mackie - The Shield (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz EASTERN DIVISION (5) Andy Sipowicz-NYPD Blue (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. WESTERN DIVISION (1) Tony Soprano-The Sopranos (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz

And was very spot on with her critiques. I was impressed. And, like Mik, I think it marked the first time I thought about tapping Stefani.

Was that the secret compartment for jewelry thing?

(1) Jack Bauer - 24 (4) Vern Schilinger- Oz (6) Faith - Buffy (2) T-Bag - Prison Break SOUTHERN DIVISION (1) Vic Mackie - The Sheild (4) B.A. Baracus - A-Team (11) Commander Worf - Star Trek TNG (7) The Beast - Angel EASTERN DIVISION (1) Angelus - Buffy/Angel (5) Andy Sipowicz-NYPD Blue (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. WESTERN DIVISION (1) Tony Sorpano-The Sopranos (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek (3) Shane Vendrell - The Shield (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz

Well, this is 24, not the birthplace, but definitely where the miraculous heal feels most comfortable. I mean, shit, Morris took a drill bit a decent way into his back, and was back at work about an hour later. Tony got shot in the neck like two seasons ago and was perfectly fine about three hours later. List is too long to start in with Jack.

I think it's 90's week with Gwen Stefani.

NORTHERN DIVISION (1) Jack Bauer - 24 vs (16) Robert McCall - The Equalizer - The Equalizer is cool, but he's up against Jack Bauer. He goes. (8) Jayne Cobb - Firefly vs (9) Brother Mouzone - The Wire - I know who Jayne is. (5) Sylar - Heroes vs (12) The Incredible Hulk - HULK SMASH! (4) Vern Schilinger- Oz vs (13) Lincoln Burrows - Prison Break - Slightly tough, but I have to give the edge to the guy who actually was guilty of stuff. (6) Faith - Buffy vs (11) Escobar- Nip/Tuck - Um, Faith would hang him by his balls. (3) Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly vs (14) Joe Rogan - Fear Factor/Inside the UFC - If Rogan actually ate the goat testicles, this might be closer. (7) Roland "Wee-Bay" Brice - The Wire vs (10) Farik - Sleeper Cell - no vote (2) T-Bag - Prison Break vs (15) Admiral William Adama, BSG - Olmos would teabag T-Bag SOUTHERN DIVISION (1) Vic Mackie - The Shield vs (16) Keith Mars - Veronica Mars - Chiklis rules all. (8) Al Bundy-Married with Children vs (9) Cordell Walker - Walker Texas Ranger - Al -lotta of money for whoever finds it. (5) Lucius Vorenus - Rome vs (12) Michael Knight - Knight Rider - not played by Hasselhoff (4) B.A. Baracus - A-Team vs (13) Bob Fucking Barker - The Price is Right - Mr. T kicked Rocky's ass. (6) Dexter Morganr-Dexter vs (11) Commander Worf - Star Trek TNG - This was tough, but Bat'leth would win over scalpel. (3) Sawyer- Lost vs (14) Jack Malone - Without a Trace - no reason but I've seen WaT (7) The Beast - Angel vs (10) Holtz - Angel - Rock thing vs. Human. Yeah. (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz vs (15) Jethro Gibbs - NCIS - Crazy bastard with a weird accent and gravity defying hat. EASTERN DIVISION (1) Angelus - Buffy/Angel vs 16) Sam Beckett - Quantem Leap - I like Bakula, but Angelus has killed people for two centuries. He wins. (8) Aaron Pierce - 24 vs (9) George Hearst- Deadwood - only person to appear in all seasons of 24 and live to tell about it besides Jack (5) Andy Sipowicz-NYPD Blue vs (12) Tommy Gavin - Rescue Me - You're kidding me, right? (4) Titus Pullo - Rome vs (13) Margos Dezerian - The Shield - Shield wins. (6) John Locke - LOST vs (11) Big Dan Dority- Deadwood - no vote (3) Omar Little - The Wire vs (14) Nikita - La Femme Nikita - Hotter than a dude. (7) Antwan Mitchell - The Shield vs (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. - left a thermometer in a dude's ass (2) Al Swearengen - Deadwood vs (15) Richie Aprile - The Sopranos - Fixed spelling, and he ran over a dude like five times. Badass. WESTERN DIVISION (1) Tony Soprano-The Sopranos vs (16) Ryan Atwood - The OC - It's Tony. 'Nuff said. (8) Buffy Summers - Buffy vs (9) Hank Scorpio - The Simpsons - Slayer. Yeah. Even if she is a bitch. (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek vs (12) Curtis "Lemonhead" Lemanski - The Shield - completely biased vote (4) Spike - Buffy/Angel vs (13) Rupert Giles-Buffy - Giles didn't need to lose his soul to kill people. (6) Illyria - Angel vs (11) Duncan MacCloud-Highlander - If it was Connor, the vote would be different. (3) Shane Vendrell - The Shield vs (14) Johnny Drama - Entourage/Viking Quest - Poor bastard. (7) Marlo Stansfield - The Wire vs (10) Macgyver - Macgyver - MacGyver could use the wire and a stick of gum to make a bomb (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz vs (15) Captain Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: DS9 - Sisko would at least get his own hands dirty. And he punched Q.

Actually, I'm starting to think Sanjaya is in on the joke. Especially last week when they announced the results, his face registered as much "WTF?" as the rest of us.

Agreed on getting Glory the fuck outta there. Too much of a fashion diva to be a badass anyway.

Anybody else hear John Walsh when they look at that sig? "The torment suffered by the little girl at the hands of this grinning lunatic cannot be ignored. With your help, we'll wipe the smile of his face!" *points to camera*

No one accused Randy of being literate.

That's what Randy meant by "pitchy".