My mission to 1000

[Guest HBK16]

Hey Ruthless. I am glad that you will stick around. I dont know how I will ever make it to 1900 if no one is ever here

[Guest HBK16]

It gets boring talking to yourself. Well after a while.

[Guest Marshall]

hey

[Guest HBK16]

Yes boring. But I will do it as long as it gets me closer to my goals.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I'm pretty bored right now.

[Guest Marshall]

then read patchouli

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

No thanks.

[Guest Marshall]

whatever trevor

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I might read Pupkin if I get bored enough.

[Guest Marshall]

go on then, sado. do you like my sig

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

So I'm sad because I prefer a cute dog to a man who thrusts his penis about?

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Are we going for 700 pages now?

[Guest kingkamala]

Here's a song about Ruthless Aggressor

 

 

 

 

 

Clean shirt, new shoes

and I don't know where I am goin' to.

Silk suit, black tie,

I don't need a reason why.

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

'cos every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

 

Gold watch, diamond ring,

I ain't missin' not a single thing.

Cufflinks, stick pin,

when I step out I'm gonna do you in.

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

 

Top coat, top hat,

And I don't worry coz my wallet's fat.

Black shades, white gloves,

lookin' sharp lookin' for love.

They come runnin' just as fast as they can

'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

[Guest Marshall]

So I'm sad because I prefer a cute dog to a man who thrusts his penis about?

wHO said anything about thrusting?

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

So what does he do then?

[Guest kingkamala]

Hold up your lighters for this one fellas

 

 

 

 

Highway run

Into the midnight sun

Wheels go 'round and 'round

You're on my mind

Restless hearts

Sleep alone tonight

Sendin' all my love

Along the wire

 

They say that the road

Ain't no place to start a family

Right down the line

It's been you and me

Lovin' a music man

Ain't all it's supposed to be

Oh girl, you stand by me

I'm forever yours

Faithfully

 

Circus life

Under the big top world

We all need the clowns

To make us smile

Through space and time

Always another show

Wondering where I am

Lost without you

 

And being apart ain't easy

On this love affair

Two strangers learn

To fall in love again

I get the joy

Of rediscovering you

Oh girl, you stand by me

I'm forever yours

Faithfully

[Guest Marshall]

nothing. And thier is no nudity in Patchouli.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Why do you not like Pupkin?

[Guest kingkamala]

*tunes guitair* This is a classic ranks as one of the two or three best songs of all time here it goes

 

 

 

 

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

my room is still messed up and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high

I am taking it next semester and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I was gonna go to work but then I got high

I just got a new promotion but I got high

now I'm selling dope and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high

they took my whole paycheck and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high

I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why

- because I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

now I'm jacking off and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

and if I dont sell one copy I know why

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I don't like these songs.

[Guest kingkamala]

That's the whole damn point now here is a song you better like, actually it's a true story on how Ruthless Aggressor beat Shaq

 

 

 

And it goes, and it goes

And it goes a little something like this

 

Hit It!

Aaron's in the house

Come on

Get up get up

I wanna make it bounce

Here we go

Aaron's in the house

Get up get up

Aaron's in the house

 

Yo guys, check it out

Guess what happened to me

(Another crazy story, come on AC)

I was hanging at the court

Just playing some ball

Working on my game

(Yeah, we heard it all)

I heard the fans screaming

I thought it was for me

 

But then I saw a shadow

It was 12 foot 3

It was Shaquile O'Neal

(What? What did he say?)

(How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?)

I told him why not, I got some time

But when I beat you real bad

Try not to cry

 

(Please Aaron, are you for real?)

(One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?)

Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers

(You must've been nervous)

I knew I could take him

Stared' at Shaq, psyche him out

I said O'Neal, you're in my house now

Start the game the whistle blows

Pay attention close 'cause the story goes...

 

CHORUS

It's like boom (boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

out jam (jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

Cuz that's how I beat Shaq

X2

 

So check it out

I thought I had the lead

But then he started scoring mad points on me

I was scorin' the bricks

Was he hitting those shots?

I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop

 

I had a plan, that I could change the pace

I said, Yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace

He looked down, I stole the ball

I'm taking him to school now, watch me all

A 3-pointer, nothing but net

Come on Shaq, had enough yet?

Down by two, I'm catching up

I guess your getting nervous

Cuz you already lost

 

CHORUS

 

Dunk after dunk

Jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering

Aaron's the man

X 2

 

Announcers were shocked

Couldn't believe it was real

(I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal)

One more second, was all that remained

I put the ball up

I put him in shame

I must admit that it sounds real crazy

but the ball went in

Then he cried like a baby

Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win

You're good too

And we can still be friends

 

The fans went nuts

They put me on their shoulders

Then I heard a voice

And it sounded like my mother's

 

(Get up for school, you're gonna be late!)

Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the game?

(How you could be playing if you're still in bed?)

(Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)

Aw, man it was all a dream

I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

 

If it was a dream and it wasn't real

 

How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?

Woah...

 

CHORUS

[Guest kingkamala]

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[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Who's Shaq?

[Guest Marshall]

ANP stuff is very well written

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

The strips that I have seen were dull and boring.

[Guest kingkamala]

Who's Shaq?

Shaq's a famous basketball player for the LA Lakers, I'm guessing your from the UK or something or maybe your from Sweden

 

 

 

 

 

No more carefree laughter

Silence ever after

Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes

Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye

 

Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)

There is nothing we can do

Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)

We just have to face it, this time we're through

(This time we're through, this time we're through

This time we're through, we're really through)

Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go

(I have to go this time

I have to go, this time I know)

Knowing me, knowing you

It's the best I can do

 

Mem'ries (mem'ries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days)

They'll be (they'll be), with me (with me) always (always)

In these old familiar rooms children would play

Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say

 

Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)

There is nothing we can do

Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)

We just have to face it, this time we're through

(This time we're through, this time we're through

This time we're through, we're really through)

Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go

(I have to go this time

I have to go, this time I know)

Knowing me, knowing you

It's the best I can do

 

(repeat)

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Awesome.

[Guest Flyboy]

Hey, whores.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

hello everybody

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Hello.