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Guest Kinetic
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AWW. That's both a potential wrestling fed name and the sound a girl makes when she sees a puppy.

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Guest Flyboy
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Wade.. I don't know how you think Wade sounds cool... it sounds horrible to me.

Guest Shaved Bear
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ok since this thread done gone straight again

Guest Kinetic
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Because I'm here to keep everyone in check. I'm so close to 1000 now. I can feel it in my bones.

Guest Flyboy
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I think this is the thread to post-whore and bring members together... talk about anything... and stuff... know what I mean? :unsure:

Guest Kinetic
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Yeah. But I pretty much do that in every thread, as far as talking about whatever goes. I have a rough time staying on topic. I think we're stronger as a community because of the prophet DARRYL's thread.

Guest Flyboy
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Very true... you're 8 posts away. Don't waste your 1000th post on something dumb...

 

*points to treble charged* :P

Guest Kinetic
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I know exactly what my 1000th post is going to say. I've had it planned out since day one.

Guest Flyboy
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Heh... that's cool.

 

Oh, and I'm still mad at you for not giving me your AIM nick. *folds arms over chest* >_<

Guest treble charged
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Very true... you're 8 posts away. Don't waste your 1000th post on something dumb...

 

*points to treble charged* :P

I fully admit to wasting my 1000th post.

 

Lil' Bow Wow?!?! What the hell was I thinking?

Guest Flyboy
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Very true... you're 8 posts away.  Don't waste your 1000th post on something dumb...

 

*points to treble charged* :P

I fully admit to wasting my 1000th post.

 

Lil' Bow Wow?!?! What the hell was I thinking?

It's apparent that you weren't. *smirks*

Guest Kinetic
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It's HighlyRhetorical. I intended on PMing it to you but I obviously forgot.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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i have nothing good to post about.

Guest Flyboy
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*unfolds arms*

 

Better! Now then... what's the topic of the night?

Guest treble charged
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Where will Kinetic make his 1000th post?

Guest Shaved Bear
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damnit kinetic where you making your 1000th

it better be a topic titled kinetic's 1000th post otherwise i would give scott hall $5 to take a shit on you

Guest Kinetic
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Right here in Post Whore Central. Three people (Flyboy included) suddenly IMed me as soon as I posted my screen name. Goddamn.

Guest treble charged
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Leave Kinetic alone for now. I need to go to bed soon, and I want to read his 1000th post before I lay down for the evening.

Guest Shaved Bear
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Right here in Post Whore Central. Three people (Flyboy included) suddenly IMed me as soon as I posted my screen name. Goddamn.

what can i say kinetic, your a popular guy

 

 

(though i didnt im you)

Guest Kinetic
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Only two of them were from the board. The rest were totally incidental. They're annoying the shit out of me, though.

Guest Flyboy
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I'll be raiding and thugging at Gang Wars while we wait for it.

Guest Flyboy
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Only two of them were from the board.  The rest were totally incidental.  They're annoying the shit out of me, though.

Block them.

 

"Kinetic 3:16... says I just blocked your ass!"

Guest Shaved Bear
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Shaved Bear 3:16 says I cant think of anything clever to say

Guest Kinetic
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One of them is the friend of a girl I'm pursuing. She's fucking stupid and obnoxious. Here:

 

SparklyStar015: hey sexxy

HighlyRhetorical: Hey...you.

SparklyStar015: ahh i love when you talk dirty

HighlyRhetorical: Wait. Is this porn or am I actually having a conversation? Because if you invite me to see you on your webcam...

SparklyStar015: oh no i dont have a webcam im poor

HighlyRhetorical: Well, good. I learned a long time ago that mixing porn and conversation is a recipe for both disaster and arousal.

SparklyStar015: big words eh? yea well...arousal looks kinda like carousel

SparklyStar015: you know?

HighlyRhetorical: You know, it kind of does. So who is this?

SparklyStar015: Samantha

HighlyRhetorical: Right. Where would I know you from? Would I know you at all?

SparklyStar015: uhh i went to go see spiderman with you and kristen she told me to harass you

HighlyRhetorical: Ah. Well, here we are. Harass me, I guess.

SparklyStar015: ok ummm

SparklyStar015: i dont know

HighlyRhetorical: That some piss-poor harassment.

SparklyStar015: hey

SparklyStar015: that really hurts

HighlyRhetorical: The truth shall set you free, ye of little harassment ability.

SparklyStar015: well hot stuff i want your body oh yea oh yea

HighlyRhetorical: That's going to cost you.

SparklyStar015: ok im willing and ready

HighlyRhetorical: Whore.

SparklyStar015: what?

SparklyStar015: mo fo

HighlyRhetorical: See. That's harassment. You need to step up your game.

SparklyStar015: yea well yea

HighlyRhetorical: You're out of your element, Samantha. You are out of your element.

SparklyStar015: Ok pro boy, harass me

HighlyRhetorical: Fine. How are you?

SparklyStar015: im good

SparklyStar015: you know danny i have to say, you are hott

HighlyRhetorical: This is true. I can't argue with that.

SparklyStar015: y ea

HighlyRhetorical: I'd say I'm in the 95th percentile of hott. If I were to walk down the street, I'd be hotter than 95 of 100 people that I saw.

SparklyStar015: you are so smart

SparklyStar015: wow

HighlyRhetorical: This is just so incredibly compelling.

SparklyStar015: but thats a turn on

HighlyRhetorical: Why do you insist on making all of these passes? You know I'm spoken for by the Lord.

SparklyStar015: shut up

SparklyStar015: dumb ass

SparklyStar015: i want you and im a woman that gets what she wants

HighlyRhetorical: No one gets me that easily. I'm a rolling stone. A rambling man.

SparklyStar015: well then you know lets go out and see

SparklyStar015: hottie

HighlyRhetorical: You'd need to improve your grammar before I'd consider being seen in public with you again.

SparklyStar015: hey listen up buddy (thats a top ten DOG name by the way) im smart

SparklyStar015: k?

SparklyStar015: k

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