Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 When this post gets up and Flyboy's on post 1985. 3 more posts, and it'll be the year I was born... well technically 2, now. You're two months and a day older than my sister... I thought you were born in 1984 too? Guess not. Wonder why I thought that.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Wonder why I thought that. Easily... My posts contain that my intelligence in them!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Makes sense to me... ahh, now you're on post 1988... good year. I recently found an old Mattel catalog with Ghost Busters, Silverhawks, Thundercats, and Bone Age (don't remember that one) action figures in them. The things you can find when you clean your room... so what did I do with this artifact? Promptly lost it again...
Guest Incandenza Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 I am moving closer and closer to my 1000th post. It will be epic in length and scope. It will make James Joyce look like a literary lightweight. It will be...a masterpiece!
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Thundercats~! I couldn't stand Lion-O... I would fuck Cheetara (I just killed her name), though. The out-takes are SO hilarious.. Lion-O: Snurf... you're a dumb fuck.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Kinetic recently had his 1000, dreamer420 his 5000, incadeza will hit 1000 soon, and Flyboy212EAW and I will soon hit 2000 (although he'll hit it first obviously... FOILED AGAIN!). It's milestones all around! Oh, brb, I have dinner (why does this thread feel like a chat more than anything else now?)
Guest Incandenza Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 evenflow is having dinner, and here, on the east coast, I am having beer. Ah, beer, how I love thee!
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Oh, brb, I have dinner (why does this thread feel like a chat more than anything else now?) You're right... it's the thread to just chill and have some fun. Speaking of chats, I'm running a Yahoo! voice chat post-Raw (cheap plug)!
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 evenflow is having dinner, and here, on the east coast, I am having beer. Ah, beer, how I love thee! Well, I'm not having anything NOW, but awhile ago... I ate some chocolate chip cookies and drunk some milk. Yep...
Guest Incandenza Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Speaking of chats, I'm running a Yahoo! voice chat post-Raw (cheap plug)! Speaking of which, where's Kotzenjunge? He disappeared a couple of days after disbanding the State of America. I smell conspiracy....
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Everyone go to the Computer section and see if you can help our inspiring fellow poster DARRYLXWF figure out why he can't seem to post here..
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Speaking of chats, I'm running a Yahoo! voice chat post-Raw (cheap plug)! Speaking of which, where's Kotzenjunge? He disappeared a couple of days after disbanding the State of America. I smell conspiracy.... No clue... maybe he took a vacation or something. Haven't heard from him in a good while....
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Get any rain up there, Flyboy? The Great Flood of 2002 has come and gone in Abilene but not without casualties. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it pains me to announce that Abilene's Wal-Mart was forced to close its doors late last night, due to the water around it getting too high. People around here were openly weeping. I kid you not.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Kinetic--Are there a lot of fat people in Abilene?
Guest treble charged Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Why does Albilene sound familiar? Is someone famous from there?
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Kinetic--Are there a lot of fat people in Abilene? Most of their diets consist soley of beef, so yeah. Lots of fat people. Ugly people, too. The worst thing about Abilene is the overwhelming Christian Right mentality that suffocates all of the youth and art here, though. I could deal with the fat people if they were cool.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 In January of this year, Men's Fitness magazine declared my town, Jacksonville, to be the 23rd fittest city in the United States.
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Why does Albilene sound familiar? Is someone famous from there? There's a band called Abilene. They're not really worth noting, though, and I doubt that's what you're thinking of. I really couldn't tell you. Buddy Holly is from Lubbock. I wonder if Flyboy realizes how cool that is.
Guest treble charged Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Did something happen there one time? Something big that would make international news (or atleast national news)?
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Get any rain up there, Flyboy? The Great Flood of 2002 has come and gone in Abilene but not without casualties. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it pains me to announce that Abilene's Wal-Mart was forced to close its doors late last night, due to the water around it getting too high. People around here were openly weeping. I kid you not. We did on the 4th, and I think it's getting closer to us... It's cloudy as FUCK... the way you played the Wal-Mart thing was hilarious. "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it pains me to announce that Abilene's Wal-Mart was forced to close its doors late last night"
Guest treble charged Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Buddy Holly is from Lubbock. I wonder if Flyboy realizes how cool that is. Hey, my parents are at a Buddy Holly Tribute concert as we speak.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Limp Bizkit is from my town. Fred Durst lives out at the beach. I saw him in a record store one time; he came up to my waist.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 All those "hosses" down in Abilene, forced to live without their Wal*Mart for an extended period of time.
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Did something happen there one time? Something big that would make international news (or atleast national news)? Uh. Adam West was signing autographs at a theater here a few weeks ago.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Why does Albilene sound familiar? Is someone famous from there? Unless you consider Bradshaw famous... .... No.
Guest treble charged Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 The Wal-Mart of Brockville will never close. (Although I think it did during the Ice Storm of '98.)
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 I've heard Fred Durst is dwarf-like in appearance. Glad I could finally get some verification on that.
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Flyboy got it. Bradshaw went to Abilene Christian. They mention it on RAW all of the time.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Everyone go to the Computer section and see if you can help our inspiring fellow poster DARRYLXWF figure out why he can't seem to post here.. Woe be it to thee who inspire such greatness yet can not partake of it themselves... DARRYLXWF started this thread to increase his post count, but nay, in the process of increasing OUR post counts we encountered amazing love and compassion for one another. Be martyred DARRYL, everyone loves a martyr. By the way, my town has TWO semi-celebrities: Rob Schneider and CRASH HOLLY!!! wh00!!!! CRASH IS DA MAN!!! I was afraid I'd miss Flyboy's 2000th post while at dinner, but I'd like to think he waited for me, as heroes do that sort of thing... must be honor or nobility or something.
Guest Kinetic Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 So is Abilene not the only town where Wal-Mart is the center of most people's existence?
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