Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 he flamed me in NHB..no biggie though
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I'm back! And see ya Blurricane.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Rajah's play-by-play will have to do me.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 So how many limos will pull up before the one with the mystery jumper? I'm guessing 3.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 6, and the Big Boss man's police car.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 And maybe they'll thow in the car that ran over Austin too.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 That would mean...Rikishi to Raw!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 there will be 8 limos, 2 trucks, a taxi cab, a jet airplane looking for Vince McMahon, and two dozen Shriner cars...
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 How many times will JR say "Ve-hick-le" tonight though?
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I would, but I'm in shitty England where I have to wait until Friday. So I'm stuck reading spoilers off Rajah.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I'm reading the thread here and the reports at 411.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I can never be bothered to read the thread. It's frustrating when people are talking about stuff and you have no idea what's going on.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 We open with a retelling of the DX Reunion That Wasn't. The music video plays, the pyros flare, and we are LIVE from Greensboro, NC. Tonight we'll see RVD put the IC Title on the line against Benoit, and Ric Flair fighting The Rock for the Undisputed Title. But first... Everyone's favorite Raw GM, Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring. Bischoff told Steph that he'd knock her out, and when he knocks someone out, they don't get up. The men he stole from SmackDown! are... Test and the WWE Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Christian, better known as the UnAmericans! The men come to the ring, with Test flying the American flag upside-down. Storm thanks Bischoff for letting them speak, because they have a message. The flag stands for the upside-down beliefs and values of American society. We're taught to idolize celebs and "American Icons" like the fat druggie Elvis, the manic-depressive Marilyn Monroe, and the alcoholic Babe Ruth who slept with prostitutes. And that's what John Wayne became when his family pimped his image to beer companies after he died. Christian lets us know that the heart of America is as cold as Ted Williams' frozen corpse. The average teen can list every Britney Spears song, but not the Bill of Rights. American children would rather eat Big Macs and look for porn than learn reading and writing. And Americans have to wonder why the world hates them? But Lance points to Bischoff and tells us that he is a good American. Bischoff took advantage of America's freedoms and made something of himself. Ah, ah! Ah! Ah! The Heartbreak Kid comes out on stage and says that he wants Triple H. Shawn doesn't know if he has the night off, or is stuck in traffic, or shot himself after listening to these pinheads, but Michaels wants to exercise his right to beat Triple H all over the ring. Bischoff tells him that Triple H isn't here yet, but when he is, he'll probably want to speak to Shawn face to face. Test tells Michaels to get the hell off the stage. Michaels accuses Test of being pissed at him for beating the hell out of their Canadian hero Bret Hart. But they should do like Hart and get over it. He tells Bischoff to find Triple H, or else Michaels will bring him what's left. With this, HBK takes his leave. Lance says that they came to Raw to make their voices heard, to do something, to make an impact. In short, they're here to do everything UnAmerican. Fade Out.
Guest -Cutthroat- Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Currently HBK is pissed at the Anti-Americans and Eric B. and wants to beat the shit outa' HHH.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 sometimes I do think "what the hell is going on", but I can usually piece it together. The 411 re-caps fill in any blanks.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Mooalah and Mae Young!?!?! What the Fuck!!!
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