Guest Incandenza Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Eyeball Kid (Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan) Well Zenora Bariella And Coriander Pyle They had sixteen children In the usual style They had a curio museum And they had no guile All they ever wanted Was a show biz child So on the 7th of Dec. 1949 They got what They'd been wishing for All of the time He grew up in a trailer By the time he was 9 He rolled off to join The circus... telling fortunes On the side Hail Hail, the Eyeball kid Well the first time I saw him Was a Saigon jail Cost me 27 dollars Just to go his bail I said your name will Be in lights... And that's no doubt But you got to have A manager that's what It's all about People would point People would stare I'll always be here To protect you and to Cut down on the glare I know you can't speak I know you can't sign So cry right here on The dotted line Hail Hail, the Eyeball kid Well he was born with out a body Not even a brow I made the kid a promise I made the kid a vow He's not conventionally handsome He'll never be tall He said "all you got to do is Book me into Carnegie Hall" Hail Hail, the Eyeball kid He's just a little bitty thing He's just a little guy But women go crazy For the big blue eye They say how does he Dream? How does he think When he can't ever speak And he can't ever blink? I said Hail Hail, the Eyeball kid Hail Hail, the Eyeball kid Give it up and throw me down A couple of quid Everybody wants to see The Eyeball kid How dies he dream How does he think When he can't even speak And he can't even blink We are all lost in the Wilderness we're as Blind as can be He came down to teach us How to really see Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah So give it up and throw Me down a couple of quid Everybody wants to see The Eyeball kid Eyeball kid Eyeball kid
Guest Flyboy Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Flyboy is now #6 and is holding down goodhelmet... thank you all.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 where do you see these rankings Flyboy?
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 i have to pass bps, i have work to do
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 wow...that is actually a neat song, In
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 okay I don't think my new banner fits with me.......I'll see if Camel wants it when he comes on
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 i have been kicking posting ass today
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 damn blurricane, you go through more sigs...
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 FlyboyEAW212, The Vanilla Midget, bps21, I Fear Hogans Air Guitair, FeArHaVoC, mach7, EPD, BPP, Cataclysm911, LJSexay, alfdogg, What?!, GenerationNever, BifEverchad, BigTim2002, The Amazing Rando, SuperTonyJaymz, AndrewTS, The Ruthless Aggressor, Mattdotcom, Nevermortal, TheDames7... The 22 Members Of The RVD/Storm Revolution! Screw what others think! THE DAMES!!!!!!!!! F'N RIGHT!
Guest Flyboy Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 where do you see these rankings Flyboy? "Overall Top 10 Posters".. on the board index.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 hmmm rvd and storm are better than many
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 20 more posts until i may leave for the night
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 TheBlurricane is ranked 47th
Guest Incandenza Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Is Goodhelmet's post count legit? I've never seen him around enough to warrant such a high number.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 yeah I'm sticking with this one.........hopefully
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Is Goodhelmet's post count legit? I've never seen him around enough to warrant such a high number. he used to be around alot in the earlier days of this board
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 okay...so I'm the funniest poster in this thread..... ....and I write cool lyrics... ....make banners... ....and rock!
Guest Flyboy Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Is Goodhelmet's post count legit? I've never seen him around enough to warrant such a high number. Yep... he posted a shitload before he just sort of stopped.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Is Goodhelmet's post count legit? I've never seen him around enough to warrant such a high number. he used to be around alot in the earlier days of this board Oh. Mine's legit, too, sorta.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 47th??? That's higher than I thought it would be
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 considering I'm 11th or something
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 im 10th, its all politics from then on though
Guest Flyboy Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Oh. Mine's legit, too, sorta. It is! You just had it inflated... nothing wrong with that. People like you and NYLAND getting their post count inflated, I'm cool with... other people... depends on who they are.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Do you become a Mod when you reach 1st or something?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 mine is legit...i've posted THAT MANY TIMES
Guest Flyboy Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 im 10th, its all politics from then on though I use no politics!
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