Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 The film was called "Honest"
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 We're not talking about Cole, we're talking about the shitty ass All Saints film.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 This is a review from some site or other Honest Director David A Stewart Writer David A Stewart, Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais Stars Stars Nicole Appleton, Natalie Appleton, Melanie Blatt, Peter Facinelli, James Cosmo, Corin Redgrave Certificate 18 Running time 110 minutes Made UK 1999 Reviewed by The Wolf TO BE honest, this is worse than embarrassing. To be kind, pop music and moviemaking are separate art forms, requiring peculiar talents that do not necessarily coexist. David A Stewart is the ugly one from The Eurythmics. He directs and co-wrote the script. Melanie Blatt, Nicole and Natalie Appleton are three quarters of the girl band, All Saints. They star as Cockney thieves. The period is the late Sixties, when sex was free at the point of orgy. The girls dress as boys and crack safes. Top villain (Corin Redgrave) in their manor is not amused. You won't be, either. Peter Facinelli is a pretty boy American, with a Tom Cruise smile and a washboard belly. He plays a Rhodes scholar, slumming it as a feature writer on a posey agitprop magazine, who falls for the girl with rubies in her pocket. There is no story worth talking about. Nicole and Peter get it off, except not properly because they're tripping at the time. Natalie goes gun crazy and shoots people. A drug dealer, who looks like Santana, chases them to France after they steal his stash. A party at a stately home looks as inviting as volley ball practice at a nudist colony. The All Saints give it their best and are not afraid of taking their tops off, or getting stuck into the rough stuff. They can't fight the script.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 That sounds truly awfull. Why would they accept such a project?
Guest DJ Jeff Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 The All Saints are hot. B) That chick with the blonde hair is my favorite. B)
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Don't speak all at once!
Guest DJ Jeff Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Don't speak all at once! Are we confusing you? B)
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 That sounds truly awfull. Why would they accept such a project? To get into movies! I can imagine Dave Stewart at being pretty good at spinning bullshit to make the script sound good!
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Is it even possible to make that script sound good?
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Sounds good to me! All saints are sisters who have drug binges and get their tits out! Pity it turned out crap.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 this thread is starting to get redundant
Guest TheBlurricane Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 and are not afraid of taking their tops off I might watch it just for that
Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 I just am gonna say Hi....then leave cause I need to go do stuff. So yeah Hi now bye...Ill be back later tonight tho see ya then..
Guest TheBlurricane Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Hi.......errrrrr bye I mean 1400!!!!
Guest TheBlurricane Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 someone went and put the caption this threads in this folder so we have some competition for spots on the top of the page....not competition for posts or pages, but we won't be at the top of the page as much........that.....and we're running out of things to say
Guest TheBlurricane Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 you know I'm going to take a break from this page for awhile........I've been on here way too much......no offense to anyone, I just need to break the repetitiveness
Guest DJ Jeff Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 I'm gonna leave and go do something. B) I'll be back on later tonight to let all of you know what I did.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Are you out listening to the best of Cole volume 6 audio tape?
Guest HBK16 Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Been on 600 for too long.... Need to inrease my post count... Post Post Post
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 Will this horrible page ever end?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 it can't end...we must destroy the WA Thread
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 I meant this page specificially. It's been on 375 for hours.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 it should go to a new page soon though
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