Guest Incandenza Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Could someone inform me what Kotzen's "Ask The Dictator" Thread was...seeing as how I have seen it mentioned a few times lately It's here in the General Chat board if you wanna search for it, but going and searching for it will not yield much; a good portion of the thread's posts were deleted in the board switch last month. It was great, though. We even had our own little convention, which had its own thread, as well.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 okay...but what was the POINT of the thread?
Guest Flyboy Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 pWo....Post Whoring 4 Life! *cues the porno music*
Guest Incandenza Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 okay...but what was the POINT of the thread? Kotzen took his fantasy of becoming a fascist dictator and brought it to the board. Initially, the thread was just a bunch of people asking him questions about what he would do if he took over the US, but it slowly evolved into its own little stable, where we all did our part to rule the country, and eventually, the world. The last major act of the State of America--what this country is now called--was taking over Austrailia, which we blamed for the tragic events of 6/19, aka The Board Switch. Kotzen ended the thread suddenly one day by killing off himself and everyone one of his cabinet members. That's just a brief overview, though. Things were a lot deeper than that.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 okay...but what was the POINT of the thread? What was the point of THIS thread? What we did in "Ask the Dictator" was pretend to be members of a (was it facist or not?) government headed by the Great Kotzenjunge. icandenza was the Celebrity of State, I was Councillor of Music, Kinetic was King of Texas, goodhelmet King of California, and it was where RobStone made a homophobic remark that led to him getting banned for the first time. Oh, I think Intimacy Goblin was in it too, but he doesn't have a high enough post count to hit my "familiarity from posts radar". Man that's sad... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait 'til September just so I feel less lame by sitting at this message board all day... AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 The point of this thread is to post whore... and to someday RULE THE WORLD~!
Guest Incandenza Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Kotzenjunge even brought in some friends of his that weren't into wrestling just to flesh out the cabinet. I believe Barelythere and Intimacy Goblin were among that bunch.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 I was also the "Supreme General of All Protection" in it, but didn't post much....
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Jingus was "Baron of Entertainment" ...as his subname suggests
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 BarelyThere was his "first lady", right? I think she posted a few times then left.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 BarelyThere was his "first lady", right? I think she posted a few times then left. Yeah, she was. Did you ever click on her name and see her personal photo? That girl had gigantic middle fingers.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 was her middle finger of Austin style, or Vinnie Mac style
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 BarelyThere was his "first lady", right? I think she posted a few times then left. Yeah, she was. Did you ever click on her name and see her personal photo? That girl had gigantic middle fingers. Really? How weird... is it still up? Other than that... can't.... type... watching.... Raven match, even if he is doing the job to a strangely over Bradshaw with a goofy looking new hardcore belt.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 you were staring at her fingers? Given the picture, they were difficult to ignore. was her middle finger of Austin style, or Vinnie Mac style Austin-style. Really? How weird... is it still up? Don't think so. All her posts were deleted during the board switch, and I don't recall her coming by after that (I think Kotzen said she was in Europe at that time).
Guest Flyboy Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 to a strangely over Bradshaw I wonder why...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 if *I* had a belt like Bradshaw's..i'd use to whip Chris Harvard......... Hey....wait a F*CKING minute...........
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 what is "Vinnie Mac" style? ok its like this...he takes the two fingers surrounding his middle, and bends them pointing the fingers toward himself,and the thumb is exposed, sorta Kid Rock-ish
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 to a strangely over Bradshaw I wonder why... What... are you trying to insinuate that Bradshaw slept his way to the top? Well, at least it's a step up from those lame "baby-oil/hazing" jokes... uhh... I think.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Austin used "Vinnie Mac" style in the "History of WWF/Kid Rock" vid that Flair had played on RAW....
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 what is "Vinnie Mac" style? ok its like this...he takes the two fingers surrounding his middle, and bends them pointing the fingers toward himself,and the thumb is exposed, sorta Kid Rock-ish Huh? I never knew there were different styles of middle finger... weird...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Random Thought: Why did Wendy's get all the square beef... Random Thought v2.0: I can't find my dictionary...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Random Thought v2.1: found dictionary....Philosophy is the study of how things act and react around each other (basically) and Psychology is the study of the mind.... so....Psychophilosophy is the study of either: ....the way many minds and thoughts can react once put into a certian situation or ....the way that a bunch of crazy people would react if you stuck them onto a bus filled with livestock
Guest Flyboy Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 What... are you trying to insinuate that Bradshaw slept his way to the top? Well, at least it's a step up from those lame "baby-oil/hazing" jokes... uhh... I think. No... I was insinuating that the pops were edited in..
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 his pops were edited in because he THREATENED to sleep his way to the top
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 OH... I misinterpreted your insinuation. Damn, I'm all out of big words for the day... I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned antidisestablishmentarianism to my mother today in casual conversation Oh well, at least I didn't engage in any pseudo-ostension today, of course that also might just be because I was out of pop rocks today. Actually, speaking of candy, do they still make pixie sticks? I was wondering about that today...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 yes...they still make pixie sticks....I wouldn't reccommend snorting it though...it makes your nose bleed like a B*TCH... it's a long story that I never let my buddy Jaron ever forget...stupid fool...
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