Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 I've heard nothing but good things about Stoke-On-Trent, and I am OWNING you in posts.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 You are only owning me in posts cos I have to go to work!, And the only people who say good things about Stoke are either hobos or from Cannock. 100% fact.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 So do you have any intentions on joining the cole World order?
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 (Cannock is a very shitty town)
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 You get a cool sig out of it!
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 What is this Stoke, you people speak of?
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 No way am I joining the Cole world order! Cole is improving greatly in the commentary position, but I'm not going to be joining any appreciation society in support of him.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 What is this Stoke, you people speak of? Imagine a shopping centre surrounded by slums and abandoned factories...That is Stoke-on-Trent.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 And the slums are full of burglars.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 They have a local football team, I've heard.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 And the slums are full of burglars. Well as long as they aren't muggers and murderers, that's okay.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 The burglars double up as muggers and murderers. Don't think I'm making this up, in a survey of crime, job chances, schools, housing, etc, it was discovered to be the worst city in Britain to live in. Stoke has two football teams (both crap), Stoke City and Port Vale.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 I don't doubt he'd like to put it in his mouth, but no.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 The burglars double up as muggers and murderers. Don't think I'm making this up, in a survey of crime, job chances, schools, housing, etc, it was discovered to be the worst city in Britain to live in. Stoke has two football teams (both crap), Stoke City and Port Vale. Oh, so it's a city. I thought it was a shopping center, but I get it now. Â Should I have spelled center like "centre?"
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 I would hate to live in Stoke, if that's true. Stoke is a crappy name for a town, too.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 COLE RULES YOUR COCK! He tells my cock what to do? Or do you mean he measures my penis?
Guest Incandenza Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 **ahem** Â I've finished my latest sure-to-be-read-by-no-one masterwork for the main site, but I'm debating whether to put it up now or later.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 And by football you mean soccer right?
Guest Incandenza Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 I'll read it. And I appreciate your patronage.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 And by football you mean soccer right? Seeing as we're talking about an English city, I don't think there'll be two American football teams! Yes, I'm talking about Association football, aka, European football, aka, soccer.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Well shit, you didn't have to use that exclamation mark. I'm just a stupid American.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 So Incadenza, are you gonna put that up now or later?
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 I hate it how English football is termed as soccer by americans. In english football, players kick with their feet, hence football. But in American football, the ball rarely touches their feet. Why call it football?
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 I don't know. Just ended up that way. Not everything has to make sense.
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