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Guest evenflowDDT
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OK, because my sister bought some of those stupid "Baby Bottle Pops" and I asked what they were and lamented about how nowhere seems to sell any pixie sticks any more. Also, in my jobless and substance-free state, pixie sticks are the one high I could afford and consume without breaking any self-imposed moral codes.

Guest Flyboy
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Yep... they still make Pixie Sticks.

 

Still tasty (like pussy... you're didn't read this.. move along), too!

Guest evenflowDDT
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12:00

Don't remind me how I wasted another day BML, that's just mean :lol:

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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12:01...no wait! 12:02. *whew*

Guest M Nyland
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woah...Flyboy be macking!!!

 

 

if I would have gotten a taste at 14...I'd be a much better man...

Guest M Nyland
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my clock says 3:00 AM

 

do I care? HELL NO!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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I don't care either. Why? Because I'm Big McFuckingyoursisteruptheassandlikingitLargeHuge!

Guest Flyboy
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woah...Flyboy be macking!!!

 

 

if I would have gotten a taste at 14...I'd be a much better man...

Well, I'm still a virgin, but eh...

 

I've been so close it's not funny. Oh well... not hurry. I'm patient.

 

No need to stick my dick in a clit, and then have a little RVD mark running around.

 

Well... not YET anyways. :)

Guest M Nyland
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that's an AWESOME name

 

 

my name can be MDamesLicksAssNyland....nah...that's too cruel

 

 

Mi'llmakeyouanofferyoucantrefuseNyland

<---check the subname! WOOOOO

Guest evenflowDDT
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Ewww.... I can't believe ANYONE would EVER have sexual relations with my sister ANYWHERE... whoa... "Mission Hill" is on. I saw this show last week and thought it was pretty funny but I didn't know the name. Sweet...

Guest M Nyland
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you don't "stick your dick in a clit" ....that is just wrong lingo...but I don't wanna teach sex ed...

 

 

......and you say "make love" ...that scores points with the LADIES~!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Is Cheaters on tonight? I love that show.

 

"Baby, I'm sorry. It was a mistake. I wasn't thinking when I was sucking his dick. Honest."

 

Tommy Grand is God!...uh, next to Nash.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

yeah...Mission Hill kicks fucking ass.......so does AquaLab 2021...

Guest Flyboy
Posted

AdamfuckingyourmomintheasswhileshecooksdinnerWest. :)

Guest M Nyland
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AdamfuckingyourmomintheasswhileshecooksdinnerWest. :)

if Batman ever fucked my mother in the ass.....well....I'd be warped for life...

Guest evenflowDDT
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"You just woke up? It's 7PM..." hahahahahahaha... this episode is HELLA funny, and it's only my second episode. Is this stuff on home video or DVD? Probably not. Damn.

 

Oh yea, it's not my real name of course, but how about Frank "Riddlemethiswhyisyourgirlfriendalwaysscreamingafteryougotobed?Becauseshe'sgettingitonwithMr." Gorshin

 

Sorry, I don't like to cuss, not even on message boards ;)

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Damn... Cartoon Network HELLA pimps their sponsors now. When did this happen, or is just during Adult Swim?

Guest M Nyland
Posted

POST ONE THOUSAND!!!!!

 

*POSES, SPITS WATER*

 

 

I would like to take this time to thank the members of this thread and others that helped me achieve this lovely goal in only about two weeks here at this board from when I only had SIXTEEN posts. I would also like to say that LIL BOW WOW SUCKS! because I feel that every 1000th post has to have something about him in it. Yeah you suck buddy...go back to grade school!

 

I would also like to thank my parents for having sex and my mother for giving birth to me so long ago.

 

To Flyboy - the coolest 14 year old I know

To Downhome - The Master Threadstarter...you rule

To EPD - You are the first Crazy Devil I've ever met....

To Nezbyte - you need to change your font!

To RobJohnStone - thanx for the donations and I hope to see you next year at Jerry's Kids!

To All of those that reviewed my work - I know I might be crazy but you gave me a chance and were honest

To Kevin Smith - You Are God!

To TheSmartMarks - Thank you for making these forums for me to flaunt my post whoring talents...

 

And To All Of Those I Left Behind Or Forgotten -You All Kick Ass Unless I Hate You!

 

 

 

God Bless The Smart Marks!

 

*Canned Cheers (your cheers are welcome also)*

Guest Flyboy
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To Flyboy - the coolest 14 year old I know

...... *tears up*

Guest M Nyland
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To Big McLargeHuge - for having a screenname based around MST3K!

 

*i'm such a mark for Joel Hodgson*

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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To Big McLargeHuge - for having a screenname based around MST3K!

 

*i'm such a mark for Joel Hodgson*

YEAH!

Guest M Nyland
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To evenflowDDT - you kick some serious ass....BUT.....when can I see a column about the movie "Eegah!"?

Guest evenflowDDT
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To M Nyland - when you buy it for me! ::hurries to put it on Amazon wishlist::

 

hehe, seriously though, I'll put it on so I can remember about it next time I have money. The fact that there's an "unmasked" version is definitely a plus!

Guest Downhome
Posted
I would also like to thank my parents for having sex and my mother for giving birth to me so long ago.

I laughed so hard when I read that, just thinking about someone saying that at The Academy Awards or something!

 

To Downhome - The Master Threadstarter...you rule

 

Thank you, thank you, I will try to keep up my post-starting ways as the days move forward. I do it for "the people" damnit, and that's the truth! Now, the big question...

 

...are you going to continue on your posting rampage, or is this a one time deal? Can someone say 10,000? :o :o :o

Guest M Nyland
Posted

well I leave for Florida in 35 days...I can squeeze out another 1500 or so by then...maybe more!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

I am immortal...I have inside me blood of kings.

 

Just saying.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Has anyone seen the new USA show Monk?

 

It rocks.

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