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Guest Kinetic
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I'm curious to see where this Nowinski v. Molly's Virginity angle is going, personally. Anything to get more of that beautiful restaurant-quality perm on my TV screen.

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Guest The Amazing Rando
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Nowinski v. Molly's Virginity

 

 

JR: Oh...Molly's virginity with a nice roundhouse kick!

 

KING: dang...her virginity is STIFF!

Guest Flyboy
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Anything to get more of that beautiful restaurant-quality perm on my TV screen.

:lol:

 

It's going to be a Nowinski-Molly rape angle. <_<

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Nowinski: I did it for the Rock....I did it for the PIE!

Guest DJ Jeff
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Nowinski: I did it for the Rock....I did it for the PIE!

:lol:

Guest Kinetic
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Rape would most certainly get Nowinski heat, but it would also ruin his career and make the company look incredibly sleazy. Moreso than usual, even.

 

If Nowinski manages to hit it with Molly's consent, they'd have to turn him face. The guy would be way over.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

And then his theme music can start with

 

"Just Like A Harvard Shower........STEAMY~!"

Guest Kinetic
Posted

I'm having an epiphany here. I see Chris Nowinski getting a standing ovation in arenas around the country. It would be the ultimate accomplishment for him. A 4.0, captain of the football team...all of it pales in comparison to being the man that finally deflowered Molly. Fans would respond to that.

 

I won't be around for a little while, guys. I'm driving to Stamford.

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted

<<-- Is back for somewhat of tonight. Is kind of dead and happy cause of an AIC video she watched tonight and now is out of it cause of how Layne and his eyes are so damn sexy..when he was alive.

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted

<<-- Is scared out of her mind to find someone from MN same town on here *hides* LMAO

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted

<----Is amazed that 3 members are also from Calgary. :o

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted
*sits on the floor*

*sits down by my baby and hold him* hehehe

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted

<<-- Does not know what to do....uh um um *sighs*

Guest J*ingus
Posted

*while sitting down in the corner, realizes this thread only has 35 more pages to go in order to beat the W.A. thread and officially become the longest one in the history of the board*

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

thanx, Rach....

 

*helps push this thread*

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted

*Sighs more and more,while sitting with Rando and watching AIC Live Facelift and drooling over Layne*

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

my post count has taken a severe hit....I hope to have 4500 posts before I go to Florida

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted
*sits next to Rach* :)

 

*hugs Rach* :)

*Hello, hugs*

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted
my post count has taken a severe hit....I hope to have 4500 posts before I go to Florida

:o

 

You're going to Florida?

Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick
Posted
thanx, Rach....

 

*helps push this thread*

Anytime *cuddles with ya*

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