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Guest El Psycho Diablo
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The one, and the only. :D

 

..a thousand posts. -_- Almost halfway there.

 

Congrats.

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Guest M Nyland
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no I haven't...

 

 

Has anyone ever read the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"..... FUCKING AWESOME

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Yup. Thought it was great. Really hope it pulls in good numbers.

Guest M Nyland
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Remember kids....Crime only began when people were able to read and write...because once you are able to read and write...you can form laws and write them down, read them, and remember/enforce them...

 

Nothing was illegal before you could read or write because nobody truly knew what the laws were.....

 

 

HOW COOL IS THAT

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

Nothing is illegal if you don't get caught.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Me too, Big... real good show they have there.

 

Oh.. and the Hitchhikers Guide MUST be good... it was used for Lance Storm's Book Club, I believe.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

yeah.... but "illegal" didn't exist to people WAY BACK in the day...

Guest M Nyland
Posted

any book with a guy named "Ford Perfect" in it....well...kicks ass!

Guest El Psycho Diablo
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Laws. Why do we need those, anyway?

 

Oh, yeah..

Guest Flyboy
Posted

To keep people like you from doing some horrible, Billy. :P

 

Oh wait... you would anyways.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

Murdering X-pac would NOT be a bad thing.

 

(or breaking Hogan's knees..kicking Vince in the nuts until they no longer work, etc..)

Guest M Nyland
Posted

teehee...I called you Billy G...

 

 

That RHYMED...SWEETNESS (WHOA-OH)

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

My mom likes Monk... doing bad things are bad.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

D'oh! I mean doing bad things IS bad... shoot.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

Top 10 Reason's to Kill X-pac...

 

 

10. He is X-pac!

 

 

Who needs 9 more reasons?

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Question: Who decided that 'fuck', 'shit', etc. were profane words?

 

I've always wondered.

Guest Flyboy
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Question: Who decided that 'fuck', 'shit', etc. were profane words?

 

I've always wondered.

Good question..

 

Just like the "middle finger" and such... :unsure:

Guest M Nyland
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Shit/Piss:

 

Some woman decided those were bad...

"Okay you motherfuckers...I have to take a tinkle now..."

 

Fuck/Motherfucker:

Fuck means literally "to plant" ....so I guess planting your mother wouldn't be cool....

 

Cocksucker/Cunt:

Cocksucker has too many syllables and I would never want to suck on a rooster to begin with...Cunt is just a vicious slang term...

 

Tits:

Nothing is wrong with this...it's a childhood nickname of a hobo that lived near me...

 

 

I'm so profane....but who cares

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I dunno, but my self-imposed strict moral code is preventing me from saying them at the risk of offending people and making them not like me.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

the middle finger was a gesture in olden times of "i'm going to rape your signicant other" ...hence why you are supposed to thrust up like that and the extended finger is in a "penis-looking" state...

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

Pointless Question: What if they're single?

Guest M Nyland
Posted

okay ...I get it...

 

then it was still looked upon as a "wrong gesture" ...and maybe was how Bradshaw's descendents began THAT habit...

Guest Flyboy
Posted

... Signicant other meaning family, I would assume.

 

 

*watches his Benoit-Raven match in queue* :(

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

I'm assuming he means the person you're flipping off.

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