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Guest The Superstar
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That's too bad. You missed the glorious moment last night when we eclipsed the Word Association thread.

Guest The Superstar
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Rando got the legendary post. And all it said was:

 

"Another.....Random....Post"

 

I got the post after that <_<

Guest bob_barron
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We beat Word Association!

 

Hey Word Association-

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

Guest The Superstar
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That's right bob. Rando got the legendary post.

Guest The Superstar
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BTW guys, next Saturday...the time is right, and me and my girl are going to DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course I'm using protection but I'm nervous, what if Mr. Trojan Man breaks and my girl is pregnant at the age of 14?!?!?!?

Guest Flyboy
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BTW guys, next Saturday...the time is right, and me and my girl are going to DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course I'm using protection but I'm nervous, what if Mr. Trojan Man breaks and my girl is pregnant at the age of 14?!?!?!?

:blink:

 

You're probably going to get your ass kicked by your parents. :) Then, you'd drop out of school, have to find a job to care for the baby.

Guest bob_barron
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Awesome- is it gonna be like this??

 

Superstar: oh yea, oh yea,

Girl: Wrong spot!

Superstar: okay- is this it?

Girl: No!

Superstar: Is this it?

Girl: Yea- now you got it.

(breaking noise)

Girl: What was that??

Superstar: Ummmmm nothing. (mutters) stupid Trojan man

Guest The Superstar
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Of course, my name isn't OJ Hart :)

 

extreme amounts of sarcasm in previous post

Guest bob_barron
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OJ Hart: oh yea, oh yea,

Girl: Wrong spot!

OJ Hart okay- is this it?

Girl: No!

OJ Hart: Is this it?

Girl: Yea- now you got it.

(breaking noise)

Girl: What was that??

OJ Hart: Ummmmm nothing. (mutters) stupid Trojan man

 

There- now it's more accurate

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Or maybe that sound was his cell phone ringing.

 

Really, why does a 14 year old need a cell phone? I'm not getting one till I get my license...at least that makes sense.

Guest bob_barron
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OJ Hart: I'm so glad you're first time is with a man like me.

Girl: Umm actually this is my second time- you know that guy Glen?

OJ Hart: The guy who just learned he had herpes?

Girl: Yea- I fucked him last week.

OJ Hart: Ummmmmm yea- maybe this wasnt a good idea

Guest The Superstar
Posted

BWAHAHAHA. Well, maybe she has one of the mouth-STDs from giving head to every guy in the school.

Guest LexLugerRules
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***In the bedroom***

 

O.J: YOU MEAN I HAVE TO STICK IT THERE?

 

Girl: Yes

 

***Evandar Holyfield walks into the bedroom***

 

Holyfield: You kids! Losing your virginty, before marriage is a SIN! You got help the RIGHTOUS MAN! PRAISE BE TO THE LORD! PRAISE BE TO GOD! FORGIVE US ARE LORD!

Guest The Amazing Rando
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OJ Hart: Dawn...can I do it in your ass?

 

Girl: For the last god damn time...my name is NOT DAWN MARIE!

 

OJ Hart: But Dawn...I love you!

 

*Girl Kawada Kicks OJ and dives off the bed doing a perfect Savage Elbow...stands up, screams "WOOOOO!" and walks out....a real woman*

Guest The Amazing Rando
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and thanx for the props in your sig, Superstar!

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