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Guest Big McLargeHuge
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yeah, I used to visit there all the time. But I don't dig her with short hair.

Guest Incandenza
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I like the short hair. I like the long hair. I'd screw Diaz if she was bald.

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I like the short hair. I like the long hair. I'd screw Diaz if she was bald.

HAHAHA

Guest Incandenza
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I'd like to have sex with a bald-headed girl. Sadly, outside of chemo patients, they're difficult to find.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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No, saying HHH is NOT God is blasphemy.

Guest Incandenza
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My first bout with self-pleasure involved Sylvia Kristel, so she will always have a special place in my heart.

Guest Incandenza
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My first bout with self-pleasure involved Sylvia Kristel, so she will always have a special place in my heart.

This could make for a good message board trivia question: Name the person who General Chat regular and main page writer Incandenza intently focused for his first trip into autoerotic land.

 

Bonus question: How old was he at the time? (13)

Guest treble charged
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This one French channel that I get here plays softcore-type movies every Saturday night, and, occasionally, we'll get an old-school Emmanuelle movie. Those nights always dissappoint me the most.

Guest Incandenza
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You kids today don't know how to appreciate the classic softcore features from the 70s. I would lecture you on the virtues of vaseline-smeared lenses and T & A movies featuring real T, but it's too late in the evening for that.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Soft-core porn movies are hilarious. In Nicaragua, the film zone channel shows them at night and I nearly bust a gut everytime they're on, because they're so cheesy. The annoying thing about them though is that during the 'sex' scenes, the camera seems to spin around and you can't really see what's happening.

Guest Incandenza
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With this, post #2300, I can get a good night's sleep.

 

Good night, whoever may read this, good night.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now?

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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I wonder if I can have a page soley made up of only my posts.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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if your *flow* involves posting a whole page by yourself, then so be it.

 

Thats taking the duty of a post whore a bit too far.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Not if no one is around. If I have to carry around the conversation myself, so be it.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Yes, but I am here, and I will be here for a while..

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