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Guest Marshall
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The monks in a monastery were sworn to silence. But three of the monks made a secret pact. Once a year, one of them could say one sentence.

 

At breakfast, the monk who had not spoken for three years looked up from his bowl and said, "I hate oatmeal!" And that was his sentence for the next three years.

 

After one year of total silence, the second monk replied, "Well, I happen to like oatmeal." And that was his sentence for the next three years.

 

After another year passed, the third monk slammed his mug on the table and said, "I'm sick and tired of this constant bickering about oatmeal!"

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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I'll pass Dreamer in two months time.

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Welcome to the party.

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Damn you dead thread. :angry: My whoring has taken a huge hit today.

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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I thank the lord for double posts!

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Im 4 posts short of 2400 and have been around here 5+ months more than you.

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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I was just lucky enough to join when whoring was all the rage.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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When I joined this board, this thread would have been shut down 18582 posts ago. Back then the board was still affiliated with thesmarks.com. Now, eh..its cool and all but with the freedom you get the OJHart's and the GHAST~!'s all the time.

Guest Incandenza
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The good outweighs the bad, as far as I'm concerned. Besides, most of the idiots tend to stay in certain folders, so they're easy enough to ignore.

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Why would this thread not of been allowed? Was the modding that strict back then?

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
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was it strict like a fox~!?

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